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Patlal
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OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!!
#18931553 - 10/04/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I went to the movies. Before the movie I went to the bathroom to take a shit. When I done I stand up, bend down to reach the flush handle and while I'm doing that, my 200$ sunglasses that were hanging from my collar fell in the toilet. I didn't even have time to try to reach for them because I had already push the flush handle. They were fucking sucked in there.
I flushed my fucking 200$ sunglasses! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so pissed. I fucking loved my sunglasses. I thought I would either lose them or break them... but no, I fucking flushed them at the movie theatre. Life is fucking bullshit
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931562 - 10/04/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm sorry for your loss 8ut why would you own 200$ glasses in the first place?
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Patlal
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
#18931568 - 10/04/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Because I like quality
The real question is why the fuck do you write with numbers...
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931576 - 10/04/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i was smoking weed in a bathroom once while wasted and i dropped one of these in the toilet  i went out and bought another one though, because they are so cool, and i had the money at the time
ive always been super careful with stuff around toilets now
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal] 7
#18931585 - 10/04/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: I flushed my fucking 200$ sunglasses! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
you should be pissed that you had to pay $200 for sunglasses
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
#18931586 - 10/04/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its nice to own nice things 
I don't ever buy nice sunglasses, because I break them all the time. $5 rayban knockoffs for me.
I flushed a (100$) bill at a club, once
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931590 - 10/04/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's a tough one, Pat. It's all good though you can always get new ones.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
#18931592 - 10/04/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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 Damn dude im picturing this and that's a shitty one. literally
I remember I broke my fav sunglasses after surfing a long day came over to a buddies house had a single beer forgot I put my glasses down and fucking sat on those mo fuggers...... I was Fuckin pissed
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931597 - 10/04/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That seriously sucks man. What a shitty way to lose your nice glasses.
And not to be a dick, that's kind of a funny story.
My condolences
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Niffla]
#18931598 - 10/04/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL @ 200$ sun glasses.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931606 - 10/04/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Because I like quality
The real question is why the fuck do you write with numbers...
well said it is a puppet most likely
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: CounterCulturest]
#18931607 - 10/04/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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To each his own. 'Tis the risk one takes with expensive sunglasses.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: B_BOY]
#18931611 - 10/04/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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oh and
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: B_BOY]
#18931618 - 10/04/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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actually it's ironic quasi RP
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
#18931633 - 10/04/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal] 1
#18931660 - 10/04/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I went to the movies. Before the movie I went to the bathroom to take a shit. When I done I stand up, bend down to reach the flush handle and while I'm doing that, my 200$ sunglasses that were hanging from my collar fell in the toilet. I didn't even have time to try to reach for them because I had already push the flush handle. They were fucking sucked in there.
I flushed my fucking 200$ sunglasses! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so pissed. I fucking loved my sunglasses. I thought I would either lose them or break them... but no, I fucking flushed them at the movie theatre. Life is fucking bullshit
That's nothing. When I was 5 my dad bought me a wax lips/mustache combo. I dropped it in the toilet and away they went. Never to be seen again.
Who knows how much more satisfying my childhood would have been had I not lost them down the toilet.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931673 - 10/04/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've dropped my cellphone down the toilet once after I peed.
For a nanosecond there I was like FUUUUUCK, then I kneeled down to pick up the phone.
It still worked after a thorough cleaning&drying process, until I lost it..
Sorry for ya loss OP, but here's the bright side:
At least the glasses didn't clog your toilet
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Patlal
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: rulesq]
#18931712 - 10/04/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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How the hell can a toilet flush so hard that it would suck in sunglasses???
I told the manager to call me if the toilet ever clogs or whatever... He must have been so confused lol.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931722 - 10/04/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
I flushed my fucking 200$ sunglasses! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is fucking bullshit
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: LittleDipster]
#18931729 - 10/04/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i woulda protected them more carefully.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: akira_akuma]
#18931745 - 10/04/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yup, shoulda got some croakies 
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931749 - 10/04/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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why'd you even bring your sun glasses into the movies OP?
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: LittleDipster]
#18931767 - 10/04/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn them high flow toilets. They rip your balls right off if you flush when sitting.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: akira_akuma]
#18931774 - 10/04/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well you kinda flushed $200 when you bought them  Metaphor? Irony? Not hating, its good to have nice things, sucks man
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Beside the Garden]
#18931784 - 10/04/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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$10 sunglasses last way longer than expensive ones.
I've been looking at a few brands for fishing (so you can see into the water abit better), can't really bring myself to pay $50+
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931785 - 10/04/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: I went to the movies. Before the movie I went to the bathroom to take a shit. When I done I stand up, bend down to reach the flush handle and while I'm doing that, my 200$ sunglasses that were hanging from my collar fell in the toilet. I didn't even have time to try to reach for them because I had already push the flush handle. They were fucking sucked in there.
I flushed my fucking 200$ sunglasses! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so pissed. I fucking loved my sunglasses. I thought I would either lose them or break them... but no, I fucking flushed them at the movie theatre. Life is fucking bullshit
Sorry to hear that Patlal 
If it makes you feel any better, I flushed a paintbrush down the toilet yesterday. 
We all need to start facing loss though.
Don't sweat it.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#18931811 - 10/04/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Patlal said: I flushed my fucking 200$ sunglasses! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
you should be pissed that you had to pay $200 for sunglasses
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Bender B Rodriguez] 1
#18931859 - 10/04/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Canadian people problems, eh.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18931881 - 10/04/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I flushed a condom down the toilet, haven't looked back since.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931887 - 10/04/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: VivaLaMushie] 1
#18931903 - 10/04/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is karma for being that douche who always has his sunglasses hanging in his v neck.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: spoonbomb]
#18931924 - 10/04/13 04:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I found a pair of $200 sunglasses last year.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931942 - 10/04/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i did the same thing last week with a brand new pair of earrings...fucking sucks man, i feel your pain!
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Sham87]
#18931956 - 10/04/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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classy fucking move! I definitely saw some angry porta-potties this summer. I don't understand how so many fucked up hippies can completely miss the toilet. at least people know how to take proper shits at burning man though, fucking barbarian hippy turd mongers!
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931959 - 10/04/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: Because I like quality
The real question is why the fuck do you write with numbers...
The more expensive the glasses the faster they disappear.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18931986 - 10/04/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What brand were the glasses?
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Rose]
#18932060 - 10/04/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cervantes said: What brand were the glasses?
Serengeti
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Patlal
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: LittleDipster]
#18932068 - 10/04/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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LittleDipster said: why'd you even bring your sun glasses into the movies OP?
I drove to the movies. Had my glasses on when I walked in
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18932078 - 10/04/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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ya man that sux. well at least some sewer dwelling troll will get your glasses, maybe find a new use for them that you never had.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: g00ru]
#18932098 - 10/04/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I found an iphone and a pair of versace sunglasses at self checkout at safeway once. I turned them in... still waiting on that karma.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: g00ru]
#18932102 - 10/04/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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well shit, my dog just ate my cell phone.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18932147 - 10/04/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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$200 sunglasses is fucking ridiculous.....
I spend about $10 on sunglasses. Or 3 for 15 at the swap meet. Because I know they last about 2-6 weeks before I either break them or lose them. Lately they have all been breaking in the same spot. Goddamn cheap chinese plastic.
So I've been considering "splurging" on a more expensive high quality pair, which would mean like.. $50.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Shroomism] 2
#18932186 - 10/04/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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= Patlal
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: akira_akuma]
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: LittleDipster]
#18932198 - 10/04/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hey Pat -
You lost sunglasses today and I just won $500 on a $5 scratcher card.
The world works in mysterious ways.
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
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VivaLaMushie said: Hey Pat -
You lost sunglasses today and I just won $500 on a $5 scratcher card.
The world works in mysterious ways.

500$, that's amazing. Talk about a good surprise!
It also means that someone lost 300$ somewhere then
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Re: OMFG! I'm so pissed off at myself right now FUCK!!! [Re: Patlal]
#18932206 - 10/04/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I know. I almost didn't get that one either.
I had to check it like 20 times because I had gotten stoned before I scratched it. had to make sure the mind wasn't playing tricks on me.
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