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st1llnox
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: fee]
#18894838 - 09/26/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Said the cat in the hat sardonically, finishing his joint. "Who wants some nugs!?" said the Seusical creature, eyeing
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rulesq
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: fee]
#18894841 - 09/26/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You, good Sir, are my new hero
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
#18894866 - 09/26/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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me from a distance. I was young and dumb back in those times so naturally i accepted the nugs he had offered me. The cat in the hat was always
(story turns to documentary)^^
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st1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask



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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: zZZz]
#18894972 - 09/26/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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doses his unsuspecting stoner victims with PCP. Owing to this,
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TwinEclipse
Psychedelic Alchemist


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox]
#18897878 - 09/27/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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He compensates by stoning them with DMT.
His stoners became philosophical poets as they blasted off to the vast abyss of ever-developing consciousness.
The stoners wanted more of the DMT. Pcp wasn't cutting it for them anymore.
"I holdzz the molecule that alone your mind can't unwrap", said the Cat in the Hat, "there's no other connect you can map. Now give me all your monies. If you get on my nerves, good luck with that
(Documentary turns into nonsense again)
The cat in the hat queefed and made about is days. His son, the Dog in a Tutu became a queefing prodigy...over 3 queefs per second. Beat the Guinness record.
Meanwhile, in some unrelated area,
-------------------- My purpose: to love, to share, and to experience....all while conforming to my psychedelic experiences.
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st1llnox
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: TwinEclipse]
#18898576 - 09/27/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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the Girl Scouts and the Middle-Eastern grab bag of escaped Gitmo detainees were nearly out of Narnia.
They lusted for blood and craved to huff the Cat's queefs, like some sort of inverse-jankem.
Speaking of jankem, our DMT-verse denizens were
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Into The Woods
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: st1llnox] 2
#18929713 - 10/04/13 05:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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contemplating what the fuck happened to this story
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zZZz
jesus


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when all of sudden, "BRRRRR", the cat in hat takes a HUGE shit and smeared it all over the white painted walls.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: zZZz]
#18929761 - 10/04/13 05:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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and then... "AK! AWWWK!" *spill* and vomits all over the DMT denizens.
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: akira_akuma]
#18929780 - 10/04/13 05:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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shocked, the cat in the hat reaches out for his gun aims it at the dmt denizen's head. "you have two choices", says the cat, "one is i blast you with ma mothafucking gat and leave your brains all over the wall, or two, you take the green pill.".
"what it gonna be BITCH", said the cat in the hat
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4runner


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: akira_akuma]
#18929784 - 10/04/13 05:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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After whipping my mouth of vomit ans spit I realized When you identify with this worldly existence of time and space, the world's end seems almost impossible. How can billions choose to have their minds healed and let all this go? ... time stands still ... when we choose against the ego and for the Holy Spirit.
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Into The Woods
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: 4runner]
#18929795 - 10/04/13 05:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Meanwhile, elsewhere...
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4runner


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I rubbed one off on the bus, a crazy lack lady got mad when my sputum laumched forewared and landed in her
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jesus


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: 4runner]
#18929800 - 10/04/13 05:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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said the cat..
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4runner


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: zZZz]
#18929823 - 10/04/13 05:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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"Meow!", it was a piercing sound, one that said, "feed me."
I walked over to the bag of food, and then it happened.
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jesus


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: 4runner]
#18929832 - 10/04/13 06:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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gallons and gallons of dmt shards flew and pierced my body with the force of a thousand spears.
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Into The Woods
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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: zZZz]
#18929859 - 10/04/13 06:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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AND THEN HE WOKE UP FROM THE COMA
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Tmethyl
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He sat up, looked around the room, he didn't recognize any of the extraterrestrials surrounding him
-------------------- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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jesus


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woah, where am i?
im serious guys, what happened?..
all i remember was being in a thread about stories and then all just faded..
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jesus


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Re: A cumulative shroomery tale 2 [Re: Tmethyl]
#18929868 - 10/04/13 06:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Tmethyl said: He sat up, looked around the room, he didn't recognize any of the extraterrestrials surrounding him
you bastard would have been epic
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