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OfflineSnotfish
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(E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow.
    #18929725 - 10/04/13 05:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Waking up early to slang coffee. Yeah coffee is given to cows for chocolate milk.


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: Snotfish]
    #18929729 - 10/04/13 05:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Crap....
where am I
I am up way to late.

:baby:


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: 4runner]
    #18929735 - 10/04/13 05:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

it's already light out! :vampire:


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18929750 - 10/04/13 05:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

xhamster here I cum


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: 4runner]
    #18929756 - 10/04/13 05:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

its almost 420am where im at
I passed out early from a enchilada and beer coma and have been awake since 1 am on and off the toilet.i think im finally done shitting..oh yeah I had 2 walmart brand ice cream drumsticks before bed and that just fucked me off..when I woke up I felt nauseated so I drank a cup of day old coffee to help me purge and ralphed guts.sorry for being so gross but ive notice coffee is the best for purging..it also has something in it that makes it for no burn in yer throat when you regurgitate...IMO the most comfortable way to purge if you gotta purge-

I just smoked a bowl of white Russian and I feel:awehigh:


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18929758 - 10/04/13 05:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You fucked up it's 4:26


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: 4runner]
    #18929760 - 10/04/13 05:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I so whish I had some bud.. It's been months...


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: 4runner]
    #18929763 - 10/04/13 05:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
xhamster here I cum



everyone's getting up to jack off right now, so what the hell... :cookiemonster:


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: 4runner]
    #18929767 - 10/04/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

this is what it looks likesorry to rub it in yer face:datass:


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18929769 - 10/04/13 05:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

BLAO, how ya like me now!1 those are some fine nugs.


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: Snotfish]
    #18929914 - 10/04/13 06:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I just got off work. Graveyard shift. My weekend got moved so I've got four more days instead of two:foreheadslap:

Kratom here I come :awesomenod:


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: Eggtimer] * 1
    #18929924 - 10/04/13 06:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm at the gym doing squats


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18929929 - 10/04/13 07:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

squatting at the gym :highfive:

I'm waiting for a friend to get home from work, then give him a call&maybe meet up with him...

Have a nice day y'all!


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: rulesq]
    #18929954 - 10/04/13 07:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've been drinking coffee and getting baked for work.


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: MorphinTime]
    #18929965 - 10/04/13 07:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

wud up!

real quick...

i had the worst sex last night in sex history im sure...

i was dead asleep and my chick wakes me up with a mouth hug. im like, okay, this is her way of apologizing for being a dumb bitch. she climbs on top and i tell her im tired and im gonna get off real quick and go back to sleep. she thought i was joking...

i forced a wad in a matter of seconds, but the second i start to cum, she gets up to change positions. i end up blowing a wad on the side of her leg.

not sure if any of you have exp the whole cumming with nothing to cum into thing, but it sucks. it would have been too bad if there was at least a hand to grip meh cack. there was nothing though...

she also let some drip onto the sheets so we had to lay out the blanket and sleep on that.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: Snotfish]
    #18929977 - 10/04/13 07:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Morning guys!


I've been up all night drinking and applying to jobs.

"Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed.  They don't seem to mean quite so much, except you get to hang out with your working friends." -Les Claypool

The plan is to either hit the gym in a few (less than a minute up the road), or continue the madness and eventually fall asleep.  I'm thinking the latter.  I can always achieve my massive gains later in the day when I'm less apt to pass out.

:cheers:


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: Set]
    #18929981 - 10/04/13 07:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

nothing like a beer, some coffee, and a breakfast taco to really get the balls going...

:rocketcrotch:


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: Not Responding]
    #18929988 - 10/04/13 07:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I had to google "mouth hug".  Are you U.S.? 


Man I used to slug coffee.  Quit for years and now I can't tolerate caffiene, makes me way too jittery.


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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: Set]
    #18929992 - 10/04/13 07:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

hell yeah im in merica! MUPHUCKIN TEXAS!!! WOOT WOOT!!!


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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InvisibleSet
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Re: (E)verything (M)oos (C)ause it's a cow. [Re: Not Responding]
    #18930003 - 10/04/13 07:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Nice.  Apparently the girls in South Carolina speak a different dialect of slut.


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