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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: something super extreme]
#18929082 - 10/04/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I usuallly buy some market brand that works really well.
I will say there is nothing worse than a finger going through, especially after a whisky duece
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: something super extreme]
#18929089 - 10/04/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Same  I have maybe one solid BM per month if I'm lucky 
But honestly I'd rather explode into the toilet and be able to wipe clean than creamy soft-serve where there's blood on the TP before I get it clean.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: pcplease]
#18929096 - 10/04/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I go between whiskey shits and random bricks that leave me feeling like I know what a prison shower is like. A strong toilet paper is the best weapon in my ARSEnal.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: something super extreme]
#18929109 - 10/04/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuckin' HELL! LOLOL!
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: something super extreme]
#18929120 - 10/04/13 12:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I haven't shit a brick in a while, fortunately.
Worst thing for me is that I drink enough rye to where my shit smells like it. And rye smells the same going out as it does going in.
That cheesey sour flavor/scent doesn't mesh well with Essence of Shit, my nose thinks. Kinda smells like a dead/rotting animal, really.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: pcplease]
#18929132 - 10/04/13 12:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The worst shits of my life were when I was pretty heavily into opiates. I swear, child birth couldn't touch these shits. Like brown boulders, fuckin' felt like I was gonna have a stroke and rip in half.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: something super extreme]
#18929222 - 10/04/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i thought opiates were anti-diuretic?
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: ChRnZN]
#18929234 - 10/04/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Prolonged use will cause horrible constipation because, in a nutshell, they cause your shit to move very slowly through your intestines. Cessation of opiates will give you equally horrible liquid shits that could flow through a strainer, for about a week or so.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: something super extreme]
#18929240 - 10/04/13 01:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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damn son
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: ChRnZN]
#18929244 - 10/04/13 01:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Opiates: serious shit.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: something super extreme]
#18929260 - 10/04/13 01:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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is that why they are so tempting
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: something super extreme]
#18929261 - 10/04/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think one of, if not the worst shit was when I ended up in jail after about a year-long heavy booze bender.
9 days in, out it came. Ouch. Took me forever, cellie asked WTF I was doing and I don't think he believed me.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: ChRnZN] 1
#18929268 - 10/04/13 01:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Noodle473 said: is that why they are so tempting
Absolutely. Believe it or not, new research shows that at least 87% of heroin addicts were simply seeking an effective cure to Taco Bell-induced diarrhea.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: something super extreme]
#18929270 - 10/04/13 01:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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TP is only the prerequisite for the real deal. Anything less is barbaric. You can't get those really messy ones fully clean with just TP, that shit just falls apart if you try to wet it.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: Asante] 1
#18929283 - 10/04/13 01:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My most recent luxury item:

The occasion was I needed a new ride. Spare money for the next 20 paychecks will probably be going to mods  That and survival / prepper gear. I'm always stocking up on that shit.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: Shroomism]
#18929296 - 10/04/13 01:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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A lot of my black friends have apparently always used wet wipes.
Not for me. But maybe if I used a wet wipe THEN paper to wipe dry??  Is that what your supposed to do??  I just don't like the feeling of a wet ass. I get swampass enough as is.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: pcplease]
#18929303 - 10/04/13 01:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Black people also love Lysol, but none have been willing to tell me more than that. Truly one of those bizarre mysteries. Maybe we've got some resident black folk who are willing to shed light.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: pcplease]
#18929308 - 10/04/13 01:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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No man, you got that shit backwards. TP then wet wipe.
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: Shroomism]
#18929320 - 10/04/13 01:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe tp, then wet wipes, then more tp
I can see where wet wipe first would get messy. Good feedback, good feedback.
And I use Lysol every week  On my mattress when I wash my sheets, and on the fabric furniture I have. Kills 99% of germs and allergens
To be fair I've been told I'm "black as hell" my whole life, by black, white, and brown people. I grew up in St. Louis, and that's about 50/50 black/white, so maybe that
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Re: Whats the most recent luxury item you bought for yourself? What was the occasion? [Re: pcplease]
#18929372 - 10/04/13 02:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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lysol is the shit bro.
it's a coincidence, i was just thinking about this subject the other day, about using wipes and then tp, or tp first, then wipes, then tp, whatever, but anyway i was thinking it might actually save alot of tp when using wet wipes. its something i am thinking of investing in.
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