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New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) 1
#18928999 - 10/03/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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University study invents test that guarantees 97.3% accuracy for testing homosexuality

According to scientists, males who preferred a sugary, low alcohol, INSULT of a beverage were more likley to engage in homosexual practices than their male counterparts.
"While the men who choose full bodied, respectable, high alcohol, fully hoped brews were more athletic, got laid more, and didn't look like a feeble scrub when checking out at the supermarket, Johnson says.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: Almond Flour]
#18929008 - 10/03/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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 Does this make me gay??
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: AD420] 1
#18929011 - 10/03/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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AD420 said:
 Does this make me gay??
I respect the man drinking hard apple cider more than you good sir
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: Almond Flour] 4
#18929017 - 10/03/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So you post pictures of two shitty beers. You might as well just cut to the chase and pay someone to fuck you in the ass already.
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Its okay if you can't handle hops  Even if SNPA is baby-hopped compared to a lot of other beers nowadays, it was the first good beer widely available and a flagship to the American craft beer movement. And don't you dare call whatever the fuck the first picture was a "beer", ever again.
Right now I'm having a Dubhe (Pronounced "Doobie")
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: pcplease]
#18929053 - 10/04/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah not sure what #1 is. Some faggoty English shit. I have Rogue's wonderful Brutal Bitter and XS Imperial. Not really much of a regular beer drinker, but I do enjoy Rogue or any decent brews.
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Those are both great  And IMO both better than SNPA, but that doesn't mean it (SNPA) isn't good 
Miles ahead of that cider which tastes like bile to me
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: pcplease]
#18929086 - 10/04/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That hard cider need some guinness poured into it.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: pcplease]
#18929092 - 10/04/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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SNPA is pretty good, but pales next to SN's Hoptimum. Dear god.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: Almond Flour]
#18929095 - 10/04/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sources plz. this is derm
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: 4runner]
#18929104 - 10/04/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That poor guinness 
Hoptimums by far my favorite but my fridge almost always has their Torpedo IPA in it. Good, relatively cheap, and bitter/flavorful enough to where its more of a feat to drink fast than slow.
This Dubhes damn good too. Always forget about Uinta; this and their Hop Notch IPA are some of my favorite year-round beers, and not to pricey (<$9/4-pack at 9.3%, Hop Notch is <$9/6 at 7.3%)
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: 4runner]
#18929112 - 10/04/13 12:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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cider is good don't know what ya'll been drinkin'
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: AD420] 3
#18929118 - 10/04/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh nice another almond flour thread
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18929121 - 10/04/13 12:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Whiskey and hoppy beer. Like adult males should.
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Quote:
sVs said: Whiskey and hoppy beer. Like adult women should.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: Sheekle]
#18929134 - 10/04/13 12:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: Oh nice another almond flour thread
Dammit... Yup time to put him on the (eh word removed) list.
Edited by 4runner (10/04/13 12:36 AM)
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: zZZz]
#18929137 - 10/04/13 12:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said:
Quote:
sVs said: Whiskey and hoppy beer. Like adult women should.
fixed
To be quite honest, most women I've met who genuinely enjoy whiskey and can put away the brews, tend to look as if they've recently escaped a trailer park.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: Almond Flour]
#18929141 - 10/04/13 12:37 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Almond Flour said:

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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: fiddle]
#18929145 - 10/04/13 12:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If your piss looks like snpa, you've got a problem.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: fiddle]
#18929148 - 10/04/13 12:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i drink fruity 10-12% beer or vodka lemonaid. what does that make me?
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looks more like bud light
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: teamkiller] 1
#18929154 - 10/04/13 12:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
teamkiller said: i drink fruity 10-12% beer or vodka lemonaid. what does that make me?
A fag.
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zZZz
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its makes you svs's bitch apparently
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Quote:
sVs said: If your piss looks like snpa, you've got a problem.
No, just diabetes.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: zZZz]
#18929189 - 10/04/13 12:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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A girlie  Back in high school we used to make this (Nasty IMO) "jungle juice" that was mostly vodka+pink lemonade and referred to it as pink panty-dropper.
I've always dreamed of finding a girl who shared my taste in liquids that didn't look haggard as hell. I've found them a few times, but for whatever reason, they all seem to transform into hags when the sun comes up.
Then again, I imagine they feel the same way about me
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: pcplease] 2
#18929220 - 10/04/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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A really good rule for figuring out who is gay is to see how obsessed someone is with proving they aren't gay.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: koods]
#18929251 - 10/04/13 01:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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then why arent you screaming and kicking trying to prove your straightness koods?
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: zZZz]
#18929313 - 10/04/13 01:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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if someone handed me a smirnoff ice I would drink it with glee. it tastes great. I wouldnt by it. but drinking alcohol that tastes good shouldnt be looked down upon as long as you have proven you can drink like a champ. id call someone a pussy for using chasers more than drinking a mikes hard
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: zZZz]
#18929330 - 10/04/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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hmm....
well i do enjoy a nice cider and budwiser.
although i also perfer hard liquor to softer drinks when i get a tolerance up.
does drinking 190 proof everclear from the bottle with a fresh pack of newports make me gay?
and what if i perfer GHB to alcohol? that dosent even factor in.
besides, i dont even know whose on the other side of the glory hole. who knows.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#18929340 - 10/04/13 02:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yea, I don't really knock anyone that's happy with what they're doing/drinking, but its fun to tease sometimes.
I personally wouldn't drink a smirnoff ice, I'll have a water, please.  It tastes like bile/stomach acid to me too, like cider does.
Taste is incredibly subjective, and I wouldn't bash anyone for not liking the food I like either. But again, I might tease you for ordering a salad while I eat a steak. while sneaking in a salad on the side 
Since someone mentioned, be careful drinking everclear. Never had an ulcer before I went on a few week bender drinking mostly it.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: pcplease]
#18929407 - 10/04/13 02:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i hate everclear because i never measure it. I hate going from 0 to super drunk in 1 minute, its non-relaxing for me.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: teamkiller]
#18929411 - 10/04/13 02:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i've been drinking a ton of this stuff lately so good:
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: zZZz]
#18929959 - 10/04/13 07:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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zZZz said: then why arent you screaming and kicking trying to prove your straightness koods? 
Did you say something? Say it to my face, punk. I'll fuck you up.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: Almond Flour]
#18930575 - 10/04/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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According to scientists, males who preferred a sugary, low alcohol, INSULT of a beverage were more likley to engage in homosexual practices than their male counterparts.
I dont know what you're talking about man, its common knowledge gays got the best booze and the best drugs, and there's some serious drinking going on in gay bars.
Its kids who like the sweetened beverages.
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: Asante]
#18930668 - 10/04/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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what if I only drink straight taaka
ive been bicurious before but no longer
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: morrowasted]
#18930696 - 10/04/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I really like Golden Monkey, 
and Triple Karmeliet, 
Im not a huge fan of drinking beer but those my go to's when I do. I prefer drinking whiskey of anything
So do my beers make me gay?
This is what this thread is about right? The beer you drink could possible mean you are gay?
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: JusTsHroomiNn]
#18930775 - 10/04/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: Snotfish]
#18930791 - 10/04/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: Asante]
#18930814 - 10/04/13 11:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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According to scientists, males who preferred a sugary, low alcohol, INSULT of a beverage were more likley to engage in homosexual practices than their male counterparts.
I dont know what you're talking about man, its common knowledge gays got the best booze and the best drugs, and there's some serious drinking going on in gay bars.
Its kids who like the sweetened beverages.
yea gay people i know drink the same beers i do 
this thread would be more interesting in OTD
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Re: New Homosexuality Test (97.3% accurate) [Re: Snotfish]
#18930824 - 10/04/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You are all a bunch of fags. 

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