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Offlineilike_trees
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"Can u handle 8 inches?" * 5
    #18928604 - 10/03/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A friend of mine (woman) got a Facebook message from this guy and... no words for this stupidity.



:lolsy:


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: ilike_trees] * 1
    #18928609 - 10/03/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's pretty funny :lol:


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18928620 - 10/03/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl2: I wonder if that pick up technique actually works


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ilike_trees] * 1
    #18928628 - 10/03/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She never did answer his inquiry.
Someone should find out.


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #18928631 - 10/03/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

geazerpleaser said:
:rofl2: I wonder if that pick up technique actually works




The funniest part is when she posted this like 12 other women in my area were like... "This guy?! He did this SAME exact shit to me last week!"

So no.
:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: something super extreme]
    #18928640 - 10/03/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
She never did answer his inquiry.
Someone should find out.




Has very large, very black boyfriend.

:shrug:


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18928652 - 10/03/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ilike_trees said:
Quote:

geazerpleaser said:
:rofl2: I wonder if that pick up technique actually works




The funniest part is when she posted this like 12 other women in my area were like... "This guy?! He did this SAME exact shit to me last week!"

So no.
:curbyourenthusiasm:





If anything, that proves it is working.


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #18928656 - 10/03/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

geazerpleaser said:
:rofl2: I wonder if that pick up technique actually works



It does, give it a shot.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #18928660 - 10/03/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:

his profile pic

:lookslucrative:


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: The Phleg]
    #18928678 - 10/03/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

pyrate999 said:
Quote:

geazerpleaser said:
:rofl2: I wonder if that pick up technique actually works



It does, give it a shot.



ima try this out right now :wink:


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: ganjfather]
    #18928685 - 10/03/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It just baffles me that this dude is trying to sell drugs to random ass people on Facebook.




:allsodisappointed:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ilike_trees] * 1
    #18928689 - 10/03/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ilike_trees said:
A friend of mine (woman) got a Facebook message from this guy and... no words for this stupidity.



:lolsy:




U wanna make some cash? Post pics.


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: ilike_trees] * 1
    #18928695 - 10/03/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OP, can you handle eight inches?


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: ilike_trees] * 3
    #18928707 - 10/03/13 10:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ilike_trees said:
It just baffles me that this dude is trying to sell drugs to random ass people on Facebook.




:allsodisappointed:





Drugs? sounds like he was just trying to slang some dick


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: something super extreme]
    #18928712 - 10/03/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

omg it worked! im upload pics in a sec


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: something super extreme]
    #18928721 - 10/03/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
OP, can you handle eight inches?







:macdre:


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18928726 - 10/03/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well, the question has yet gone unanswered.
:shrug:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18928728 - 10/03/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

ilike_trees said:
A friend of mine (woman) got a Facebook message from this guy and... no words for this stupidity.



:lolsy:




U wanna make some cash? Post pics.






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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #18928731 - 10/03/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

geazerpleaser said:
omg it worked! im upload pics in a sec





:woah:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ilike_trees] * 1
    #18928740 - 10/03/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ilike_trees said:
Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

ilike_trees said:
A friend of mine (woman) got a Facebook message from this guy and... no words for this stupidity.



:lolsy:




U wanna make some cash? Post pics.








:goodluckwiththat2:


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #18928742 - 10/03/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

LiquidGlass said:
Quote:

ilike_trees said:
It just baffles me that this dude is trying to sell drugs to random ass people on Facebook.




:allsodisappointed:





Drugs? sounds like he was just trying to slang some dick





That's actually two separate convos. The frist message is from like a month before the second. He's trying to sell her "some good."


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18928754 - 10/03/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i wonder if she ever made that bread before she went.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ilike_trees] * 7
    #18928756 - 10/03/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)






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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: geazerpleaser] * 4
    #18928763 - 10/03/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



well it semi worked


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ganjfather] * 2
    #18928775 - 10/03/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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ganjfather said:








:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ganjfather] * 1
    #18928777 - 10/03/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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ganjfather said:








:lolsy:


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: something super extreme]
    #18928784 - 10/03/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
Well, the question has yet gone unanswered.
:shrug:





I don't think I can handle 8 inches.

Can you?


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: geazerpleaser] * 1
    #18928793 - 10/03/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

geazerpleaser said:


well it semi worked




:youshouldtapthat:


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18928799 - 10/03/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've taken shits bigger then that, so yes. I can handle 8 inches.


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: ilike_trees] * 2
    #18928803 - 10/03/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ilike_trees said:
Quote:

sVs said:
Well, the question has yet gone unanswered.
:shrug:





I don't think I can handle 8 inches.

Can you?




I handle eight inches every time I take a peepee.
But seriously, no I couldn't. My virgin butthole is too tight for that.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18928811 - 10/03/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Who the hell calls money bread? I thought that was just on tv lol. What an idiot. I would get the cash upfront and then smash dudes teeth in. Thats just me though I'm don't like disrespectful thugs.


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18928816 - 10/03/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: something super extreme]
    #18928817 - 10/03/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
Quote:

ilike_trees said:
Quote:

sVs said:
Well, the question has yet gone unanswered.
:shrug:





I don't think I can handle 8 inches.

Can you?




I handle eight inches every time I take a peepee.
But seriously, no I couldn't. My virgin butthole is too tight for that.



I wish I would have thought of that line lol


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: niteman]
    #18928825 - 10/03/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lots of African American people refer to currency as "bread" in the Hip-Hop dialect of the English language.
It's as dumb as you think.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: something super extreme]
    #18928835 - 10/03/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

watchu talkin bout nigga? I put dat bread on that mothafuckin table, daaawwwgg.


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #18928837 - 10/03/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

geazerpleaser said:
already have she was part of my she was the girl from my marijuana adventure thread :wink:



:awethumb:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ganjfather] * 2
    #18928838 - 10/03/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I put my bread in the toaster and proceed to lightly butter it prior to consumption.
Keepin' it real, cuzzz.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: something super extreme] * 3
    #18928861 - 10/03/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
I put my bread in the toaster and proceed to lightly butter it prior to consumption.
Keepin' it real, cuzzz.




Stackin so much bread I'm makin PB&J all day,
Any bitches handle 8 inches send em my way...

:scumbagsteve:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ilike_trees] * 1
    #18928870 - 10/03/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like the latest 2Chainz song.



TWOOOOOO CHAAAAAAINZ.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ganjfather]
    #18928877 - 10/03/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ganjfather said:






She's really pretty. Reminds me of Twiggy in a way.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: niteman] * 2
    #18928881 - 10/03/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She kind of reminds me of a bug and or alien.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: niteman] * 2
    #18928893 - 10/03/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

niteman said:
Quote:

ganjfather said:






She's really pretty. Reminds me of Twiggy in a way.




Her eyes fuck with me so hard man. They're really gorgeous eyes, they're just in the wrong fuckin place.

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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18928949 - 10/03/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Where was he goin with the bread?


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: stonezy]
    #18928994 - 10/03/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd guess trying to pay her to touch his butt.


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Re: This guy is probably rollin in the pussy [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18929018 - 10/03/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ilike_trees said:
It just baffles me that this dude is trying to sell drugs to random ass people on Facebook.




:allsodisappointed:



When I was in High School I remember some kid would update his status to things like "bud and rolls hmu" with great frequency


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18930546 - 10/04/13 10:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

IDK, can you handle 1/8 oz? :crazy2:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: Asante]
    #18930583 - 10/04/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
IDK, can you handle 1/8 oz? :crazy2:




Depends on what it is we're talking about Wiccan

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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: something super extreme]
    #18930639 - 10/04/13 10:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
She kind of reminds me of a bug and or alien.




Its the hair that makes her look like an alien.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 1
    #18930675 - 10/04/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Quote:

sVs said:
She kind of reminds me of a bug and or alien.




Its the hair that makes her look like an alien.



lol no its the face, it's rhombus shaped like a praying mantis and she has bulding eyes like one 


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #18930679 - 10/04/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's smooth as fuck!


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #18930680 - 10/04/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe, but the hair doesn't help, lol.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18930698 - 10/04/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Imagine her being bald :Awemazing:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: rulesq] * 1
    #18930702 - 10/04/13 11:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Imagine her being bald :Awemazing:



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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: B_BOY]
    #18930709 - 10/04/13 11:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:whacker:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: rulesq]
    #18930713 - 10/04/13 11:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: B_BOY]
    #18930719 - 10/04/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

8 inches

I love 8


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18930785 - 10/04/13 11:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She may have a fucked up face, but she has a rockin body.

Edit: No upon further examination, even that has gone downhill since high school. She used to have some sexy ass hips, now...
:woah:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18930826 - 10/04/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hair, head, chin, and buggy eyes all contribute.  She looks good enough for some random black dude to try and fuck her though, and that means a lot.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ilike_trees] * 4
    #18930870 - 10/04/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

He was the hiring manager at quiznos, he was just trying to ask if she knew how to make a propper sandwich. Simple misunderstanding.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: Cactilove]
    #18930938 - 10/04/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I would have taken him up on the bread offer. I love baking breads. Especially with good friends.

Also, an 8 inch pan is perfect for things like banana-nut bread.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #18930992 - 10/04/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you wanna come over and bake some banana butt bread with me?

not sure how id react if my chick got a random message asking if she could handle 8 inches and she replied with, "only one way to find out!" then she calls and tells me shes gonna be later from work tonight and will have to be tired cause she will be worn out... from work.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: Not Responding]
    #18931004 - 10/04/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Only one way to find out.

Gimme her number :naughty:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: rulesq]
    #18931194 - 10/04/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

"Can u handle 8 inches?"

"Bridgesii?" :awesomenod:


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: Asante] * 1
    #18931204 - 10/04/13 01:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:ifyoucanawe:

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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18931249 - 10/04/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ilike_trees said:
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niteman said:
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She's really pretty. Reminds me of Twiggy in a way.




Her eyes fuck with me so hard man. They're really gorgeous eyes, they're just in the wrong fuckin place.

:spun:



Her face needs to be on every page of this thread.


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Re: "Can u handle 8 inches?" [Re: rulesq]
    #18931601 - 10/04/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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:ifyoucanawe:

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