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Offlinereality_check
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: Not Responding]
    #18927606 - 10/03/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the Zombies are already here,
Have you ever been to Walmart at 8pm on a Friday?

Fucking zombies everywhere,
Turn off the power and they will start eating fuckers just watch.


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: reality_check]
    #18927620 - 10/03/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:brilliant:


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: dark3st]
    #18927630 - 10/03/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

no, no its not.


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: reality_check]
    #18927645 - 10/03/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

reality_check said:
the Zombies are already here,
Have you ever been to Walmart at 8pm on a Friday?

Fucking zombies everywhere,
Turn off the power and they will start eating fuckers just watch.




Walmart has nothing to do with that.
If the power goes out, run like a mother fucker. 99%(?) of the population is not ready for that.

Eating will happen.


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: reality_check]
    #18927649 - 10/03/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

reality_check said:
the Zombies are already here,
Have you ever been to Walmart at 8pm on a Friday?

Fucking zombies everywhere,
Turn off the power and they will start eating fuckers just watch.



Working night shift on fridays the whole store just smelled of weed and booze at my local store. Damn pothead zombies.


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: 4runner]
    #18927655 - 10/03/13 07:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
Quote:

reality_check said:
the Zombies are already here,
Have you ever been to Walmart at 8pm on a Friday?

Fucking zombies everywhere,
Turn off the power and they will start eating fuckers just watch.




Walmart has nothing to do with that.
If the power goes out, run like a mother fucker. 99%(?) of the population is not ready for that.

Eating will happen.



Nuh uhhh, when the power goes out I usually just get away with stealing shit Totally not stealing anything


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: Not Responding]
    #18927659 - 10/03/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:whowouldsaysuchathing:


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: dark3st]
    #18927677 - 10/03/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Of course it is possible. If a mad scientist put his mind to it, and genuinely wanted to watch the world burn, this could easily be done.

Proof of concept:
There are organisms that have evolved to control the minds of certain creatures. Generally, they make the host find a suitable spot and commit suicide so the parasite can continue its life cycle. Like the parasite that lives inside grasshoppers. Once it matures inside their body, it makes the grasshopper commit suicide by jumping into a body of water and drowning itself, where the parasite leaves and continues its life cycle.

There is a type of fly that injects its eggs into the abdomens of fire ants. They consume the ant from the inside while migrating to its brain. Once there, they take complete control of the brain and lead the ant to a safe place away from the colony before excreting an enzyme that decapitates the ant so they can escape.

I read about one type of wasp that actually injects its eggs inside a certain type of caterpillar. They hatch and eat the non-vital organs before altering the caterpillar's brain and eating their way out of its body. And if that's not enough, the caterpillar is then mind-controlled into helping the ones raping, eating and murdering him. He is forced to wrap the baby wasps in protective cocoons and defend them to the death from would be predators until they can go off on their own. And he has no choice.

And what about toxoplasma gondii? It infects half the human population and makes infected individuals more likely to take risks, gamble, have car wrecks or commit suicide...

Entirely plausible.


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18927688 - 10/03/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

link?


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So I don't care if it will break my heart,
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: 4runner]
    #18927692 - 10/03/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If the power goes out nation wide in 6 months 3/4 of the population will be dead.

Did you see the stupid bastards dumpster diving to feed their kids two days after hurricane sandy hit NYC.

How much water do you have? It wont come out of the sink after the power is out. Imagine the cities like Boston or Atlanta without water, You can only live 3 days without it. zombies everywhere!!!

How long do you think it would take before all the food is gone from the shelves, Hours? maybe a day tops depending on location? How much extra food do you keep in your house?

Are you going to hunt and fish?
how easy will that be when everyone is now a hunter and a fisherman?
How many deer are going to be in the woods after 100 million people are shooting at anything that moves?

Zombies are real, just not the ones you see in the movies, they are already among us.


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: reality_check]
    #18927702 - 10/03/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

it is possible. Theres a branch of government (forgot which) that has a precautionary guideline measures if this were to happen which obviously means they know it is possible.


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: berdinwall]
    #18927716 - 10/03/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well if it ever did happen.............. I'd go find a boat and live off the sea (at least until I can find a deserted island where I build a village and begin to repopulate the Earth with beautiful naked women)


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: reality_check]
    #18927721 - 10/03/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i know how to hunt and fish. i also have a spot that has acres upon acres of shit to hunt and fish to fish that is away from everything. i know how to start a fire if needed and can boil the shit out of some water. i also have a tree "house" that was built for deer hunting. its not spacious, but its high as fuck and pretty damn secure. i know that spot with a 10 mile radios and can hit up all those little farms for food and supplies. i have guns. farmers have guns and ammo.

about that tree house... its big enough to pitch a tent as well which can then be covered with sticks and brush which will keep warm if need be and will protect from weather.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: Not Responding]
    #18927744 - 10/03/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That is a decent start.

now stock up on food and water so you can sit in your tree house and watch the world burn around you with some hot chicks by your side..

:smile:


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: reality_check]
    #18927756 - 10/03/13 08:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, its chill. i can really stock that spot up cause im sure random hunters use it, but when it comes down to it, i can def get supplies up there and start the stocking process.

side note...

books and kratom are def on my list of shit needed to survive a zombie attack.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18927763 - 10/03/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Dreaming Nomad said:
Well if it ever did happen.............. I'd go find a boat and live off the sea (at least until I can find a deserted island where I build a village and begin to repopulate the Earth with beautiful naked women)





That sounds like you already think about incest..


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: dark3st]
    #18927780 - 10/03/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lol... I could've worded that better, I suppose. You're telling me that if there was a zombie apocalypse and you were about to put your survival plan in motion, you wouldn't try to find at least one woman to bring with you?


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: Dreaming Nomad]
    #18927792 - 10/03/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I would but not someone who will cause a higher chance of genetic flaws.


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: Not Responding]
    #18927802 - 10/03/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Not Responding said:
i know how to hunt and fish. i also have a spot that has acres upon acres of shit to hunt and fish to fish that is away from everything. i know how to start a fire if needed and can boil the shit out of some water. i also have a tree "house" that was built for deer hunting. its not spacious, but its high as fuck and pretty damn secure. i know that spot with a 10 mile radios and can hit up all those little farms for food and supplies. i have guns. farmers have guns and ammo.

about that tree house... its big enough to pitch a tent as well which can then be covered with sticks and brush which will keep warm if need be and will protect from weather.





It will only be a matter of time before roving bands of cannibalistic marauders find your little oasis, burn down your tree house, and fucking eat you.


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Re: Zombie Apocalypse, is it possible? [Re: ReginaldPMcpoop]
    #18928001 - 10/03/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

that spot would only be meant for temp stay... once the masses die down and most the zombies are depleted i would make my way out onto the road. my ultimate goal would be to make it a boat and hit the sea.


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I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
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