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Offlinefapjack
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Hookers
    #18926568 - 10/03/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well?
Is banging a prostitute a good idea
You may choose only one


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack]
    #18926573 - 10/03/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Usually a bad idea cause thems std's :safesex:






But I don't see anything morally wrong as long as there is mutual agreement


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack]
    #18926577 - 10/03/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Wear a condom


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Re: Hookers [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18926628 - 10/03/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Wear a condom




What's the point, you can't catch HIV twice.


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack]
    #18926642 - 10/03/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

clearly, this poll is biased.


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Re: Hookers [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18926665 - 10/03/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

As one of the world's oldest professions, I don't see it morally wrong.

It's just not for me. As I've gotten older sex with random women has become less appealing unless I'm wasted.

Most of my friends call escorts over once in a while. I rather not.


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Re: Hookers [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18926720 - 10/03/13 04:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

only when drunk, and maybe a little  :rail2:


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack]
    #18926755 - 10/03/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
Well?




Go to Berlin or stay home.


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Re: Hookers [Re: Beanhead]
    #18926765 - 10/03/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If it's legal, if it's not well you're fucking stupid and should find a girl yourself.


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Re: Hookers [Re: Beanhead]
    #18926769 - 10/03/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Hookers [Re: Yage] * 1
    #18926783 - 10/03/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)




You said it best buddy


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Re: Hookers [Re: Lizard Eyes]
    #18926797 - 10/03/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

no connection makes for terrible sex.. unless they are drop dead sexy which all hookers are not...

escorts can be sexy but cost guapo


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Re: Hookers [Re: Gorlax]
    #18926806 - 10/03/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I wouldn't do it, personally, but that's just because I enjoy sex more when it's based on mutual attraction.

I see nothing morally wrong with it.


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Re: Hookers [Re: Yage]
    #18926851 - 10/03/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

theres a new tim and eric movie out called "the comedy" on netflix

it's kinda whatever, funny? but I don't know who wrote it


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Re: Hookers [Re: Konyap]
    #18926893 - 10/03/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you got the HIV then go for it. You really aint got anything to lose.


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Re: Hookers [Re: T-Rex]
    #18926919 - 10/03/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, but HIV is pretty preventable with a condom


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack]
    #18926940 - 10/03/13 05:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Wear a condom




What's the point, you can't catch HIV twice.




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Re: Hookers [Re: T-Rex]
    #18927130 - 10/03/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't see anything wrong with it but I wont do it would rather wait to meet a nice girl or something
it is legal were I am and at a point in my life I had not had sex in years and wanted to go do I was thinking about it
felt like the  devil was inside me man I was like wtf is wrong with me


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Re: Hookers [Re: T-Rex]
    #18927158 - 10/03/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

T-Rex said:
Quote:

fapjack said:
Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Wear a condom




What's the point, you can't catch HIV twice.






Definitely going to have to use this line in the future, haha.


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Re: Hookers [Re: dstout84]
    #18927286 - 10/03/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I did it one time, eh nothing special


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Re: Hookers [Re: Salnugs]
    #18927402 - 10/03/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd say no.

But then again i'd be thinking about the hundreds of other dicks that been in her before me. Total turn off.

Unless I was in one of those moods where I just want a dirty dirty used slut.

Can I change my answer to yes?

Okay, actually change it to maybe.

EDIT:

NVM I just remembered I voted STAL.


See people, this is why we need STAL, what kind of conundrum would I have just been in if I couldnt have chosen STAL.


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Re: Hookers [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #18927423 - 10/03/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

see thats why you need to be drunk or  :rail2: for that stuff. if you are thinking about it you've already fucked up.


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Re: Hookers [Re: zZZz]
    #18927446 - 10/03/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
see thats why you need to be drunk or  :rail2: for that stuff. if you are thinking about it you've already fucked up.






Yeah I've never banged a hooker. But i've drunkenly rawdawged a handful of questionable chicks, which is probably worse. :facepalm:


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Re: Hookers [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #18927487 - 10/03/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

EdibleStereos said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
see thats why you need to be drunk or  :rail2: for that stuff. if you are thinking about it you've already fucked up.






Yeah I've never banged a hooker. But i've drunkenly rawdawged a handful of questionable chicks, which is probably worse. :facepalm:




But less expensive! :wink:


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Re: Hookers [Re: dstout84]
    #18927626 - 10/03/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

dstout84 said:
Quote:

EdibleStereos said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
see thats why you need to be drunk or  :rail2: for that stuff. if you are thinking about it you've already fucked up.






Yeah I've never banged a hooker. But i've drunkenly rawdawged a handful of questionable chicks, which is probably worse. :facepalm:




But less expensive! :wink:



Quote:

dstout84 said:
Quote:

EdibleStereos said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
see thats why you need to be drunk or  :rail2: for that stuff. if you are thinking about it you've already fucked up.






Yeah I've never banged a hooker. But i've drunkenly rawdawged a handful of questionable chicks, which is probably worse. :facepalm:




But less expensive! :wink:





Not if you count all the drinks/drugs/cab fare they consume.

Or the cost on my emotional health when an especially bad mistake wont get the fuck out of my bed the next morning.


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Re: Hookers [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #18927709 - 10/03/13 07:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Its ok to fuck a hooker but not ok to give her aids others might have wanted a safe go at her.


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack]
    #18927722 - 10/03/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

as many as young as over legal age and as often as possible.

with a side of cocaine.

thanks


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack]
    #18927730 - 10/03/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Also this




:smilingpuppy:


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Re: Hookers [Re: trekie]
    #18927750 - 10/03/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nah. Never actually met a full-on prostitute by trade, but I once dated a stripper who might as well have been one. During my drug days I knew of girls who would sleep with guys who had drugs and whatnot...

Overall, not a pretty sight. But then again I've never been the type to try and sleep with as many people as possible.

My drunken neighbor talks about smoking crack and banging hookers all the time though, pretty funny shit


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Re: Hookers [Re: Lizard Eyes]
    #18927768 - 10/03/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Lizard Eyes said:



You said it best buddy





I still eat McDonalds when I get drunk. 

I think its a bad idea, but if you have the money to waste its not exactly the worst way you can spend your money.  Spending 200 bucks to black out at a club/concert isn't a better use of your money.  Also sometimes you just find someone too hot to pass up fucking even if it is for $


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack]
    #18927775 - 10/03/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

a relationship costs alot more than that man.


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Re: Hookers [Re: rackem]
    #18927841 - 10/03/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A fish you catch with your pole always tastes better than the fish you bought at the store.


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack]
    #18927895 - 10/03/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:awedisgust:  You should not taste the bar skank or the hooker no wonder you got the HIV


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Re: Hookers [Re: trekie]
    #18927942 - 10/03/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hookers are a mouth off type of time.


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Re: Hookers [Re: trekie]
    #18928009 - 10/03/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
:awedisgust:  You should not taste the bar skank or the hooker no wonder you got the HIV




Actually, I never got HIV from having sex with a hooker or a skank.  My finance that I loved more than life got raped by a black man in central park like 10 years back and never told anyone about it afterwards.  4 years later, I go in for a physical to get tested and I came up positive.  Was the saddest day of my life.


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack]
    #18928022 - 10/03/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

why the fuck didnt she tell anybody

good god man..

that is terrible.


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Re: Hookers [Re: rackem] * 1
    #18928056 - 10/03/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I probably shouldn't have made that up, but I'm just fucking around.


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack]
    #18928058 - 10/03/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:feelsbatman:


Damn man thats some heavy shit. Hope she has a conceal and carry permit.


Just dont let her blow you and wear a condom and you should be fine.

  :cheersyoufuck:


But shouldnt you be fucking your lady? U


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack] * 1
    #18928089 - 10/03/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i figured as much..

but didnt want to be the asshole that would run the other way..

damned if you do/dont.


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Re: Hookers [Re: rackem]
    #18928381 - 10/03/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't have HIV.


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Re: Hookers [Re: fapjack]
    #18928394 - 10/03/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i get it...


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Re: Hookers [Re: rackem]
    #18928423 - 10/03/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

$20 blowjobs are manna from heaven... i mean, you can spend $30 on foo-foo drinks only to have chic throw up on you in the car on the way home, or you can shell out $20 up front, get the knob polished, & get back to drinkin' with the guys... it's a win-win, in my book...

& it feels good sometimes to just look 'em in the eye & say "towels are in the bathroom, i'm leaving the key at the desk..."


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