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Cookie Clicker!!
    #18925251 - 10/03/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

Are you playing the game of the year yet?

I'm currently getting 610mil cookies per second


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18925270 - 10/03/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im playin now. its dumb but addictive. goin for the farm...


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18925281 - 10/03/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I got far as fuck on that game i had like 20 things that were whatever comes after the time machine


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #18925282 - 10/03/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

there was a thread about it a whiel back.  i luckily got out.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: memes] * 6
    #18925288 - 10/03/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the only winning move is not to play


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #18925304 - 10/03/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I had a sudden idea to locate my ex gf without letting it be known that my desire was to meet her, of finding an invitation from one of his friends whom could allow him to meet her. I knew she would never send me an invite personally, but one of her friends may infact do just that. This friend, to whom I suggested the plan without revealing my true intentions as to why I wanted to form a bond with her, was beside himself with joy. He did not conceal his astonishment at his friend consenting to send him an invite, and then to come down and visit his home in Texas, and since he did notwish to stay there, promised to spend some days, at least, in allowing him to take walks by the countryside, allowing him to get a view of the most beautiful landscape of that last 300 years(This being an indisputable fact that even science cannot deny). He used to imagine himself already with his gf, even if he hadn't really saw him yet. Even before he saw her, even if he did not see her for a week, what a joy it would be to place his foot on her terrain, not knowing the exact spot in which, at any moment, she was to be found, he would feel all around him the possibility of her suddenly appearing. Staying in his garage for awhile before he did meet her, now ugly to him in since it was only keeping him from meeting his true love.

"We can't allow her to know that I was planning on visiting her a day later than was originally proposed" he would warn in his usual quivering voice. "I have discovered that she is planning on moving to New York soon, I want to see her before she leaves Paris. His friends could never understand that once he met with his "true love" that he change his mind and decide to leave her instead.

Although he had found no trace anywhere of her in Paris when he went last July, even though you could tell that he was searching for the only person that could fulfill his intimate desires of romantic love, so he decided to abandon his title to teach and instead devoted all of his energies to discovering ways to find where his wife was going and why. He wished to know every small thing that happened to her, no matter how trifle it may be, in order to create a shrine dedicated to her and only her, the most beautiful creature in the entire world.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: drkkenny] * 6
    #18925311 - 10/03/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

drkenny, goin strong


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: memes]
    #18925317 - 10/03/13 10:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Someone has to pass on the torch.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: drkkenny]
    #18925330 - 10/03/13 10:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the 8ottom and let some other poor 8astard make the discovery. 8ut how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't 8ear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married 8liss. 8ut of course, these had all been taken years ago, 8ack 8efore Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was d8ted nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her 8ody, 8lood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at 8roken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't 8een their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just 8awling his eyes out, still clutching the 8loodied 8ronze statue, his face 8eetroot-red with rage, grief and 8loody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some sem8lance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fum8ling fingers. Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd 8een out for. Two fucking days.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18925342 - 10/03/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im at 352 per second and im going for the alc lab now.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18925358 - 10/03/13 11:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lol it sounds like there is a woody wood pecker pecking wood in my room


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: zZZz]
    #18925363 - 10/03/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So does this mean vriska sekret is drkennys puppet or something lol


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #18925373 - 10/03/13 11:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i dont even need to click bro! im runnin 752 per second with no clicks. going for a million now. just gonna let it run!


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #18925508 - 10/03/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

nope!

I am not a puppet ::::)


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #18925744 - 10/03/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I also gave up playing. My best game was about 28 billion cookies per sec. At a certain point it becomes all about keeping enough on hand to maximize the golden cookie clicks.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: psi]
    #18925771 - 10/03/13 01:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

yeah... im going for the antimatter and once i get that, im done. as of now i have 247,117,610 with 147,000 per sec


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18926273 - 10/03/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Vriska Serket said:
the only winning move is not to play




:super: on the WarGames reference.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #18926464 - 10/03/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah I play a little bit



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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Shroomism]
    #18926493 - 10/03/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

joo lie :shocked:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18926570 - 10/03/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ya'll cookie clicker bitches



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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Synthe]
    #18926610 - 10/03/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im soooo fucking pissed!

i got pretty high to day and went to save the link to play at the house. for some reason i didnt copy the link and when i went to paste in my email no link was attached. i lost it all...


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18926616 - 10/03/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I paste em all in a really long text file.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: psi]
    #18926627 - 10/03/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

thats what i should have done...


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18926666 - 10/03/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Here, use mine.

Quote:

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%3D%3D%21END%21




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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: psi]
    #18927322 - 10/03/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the cookie game is crazy played it a bit


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18927367 - 10/03/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i started it up and im runnin pretty good. gonna let it run all night then transfer to work and buy a bunch of shit and let it run all day tomorrow.

I WILL BE THE COOKIE FUCKING CLICKER MASTER!!!!

:rocketcrotch:


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So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18927433 - 10/03/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:thumbup:

it said my cookies are good In the neighbour hood I need to expand


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18927938 - 10/03/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Rolling rolling rolling



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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Shroomism]
    #18927958 - 10/03/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

by the morning i should be able to afford at least 5 anti matter condensers and from there its all gravy.


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I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18927966 - 10/03/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Shroomism]
    #18927976 - 10/03/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

thats no fun...

im still gonna read it.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18928090 - 10/03/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The only cheating I do is using a macro to click really fast. If you get "Frenzy" and "Clicking Frenzy" at the same time you get a fuck of a lot, but clicking frenzy is rare.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: psi]
    #18928102 - 10/03/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the fuck is a macro


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Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18928118 - 10/03/13 09:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I did a reset to get heavenly chips


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18928120 - 10/03/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

for the past minute i was caught up in a speech loop.

i just spouted,

"i be cooking clikies. i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies.i be cooking clikies."

for a fucking minute thats all i could say. the fuck...


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18928127 - 10/03/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It's a script to automate shit on the computer. You can tie them to certain keys on the keyboard or whatever, I have it set up so that if I click the scroll wheel it will move the mouse over to the cookie and click on it repeatedly until I move the mouse.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: psi]
    #18928129 - 10/03/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

gay. my scroll thing is broke... cant scroll...


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18929656 - 10/04/13 04:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This may be getting just a little out of hand..



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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Shroomism]
    #18929975 - 10/04/13 07:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you say that, but i bet its running in the back as i type...


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Shroomism]
    #18930416 - 10/04/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

wow


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18931321 - 10/04/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What did you guys do to my day?  Fuck this game is soooo fun.:prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #18931342 - 10/04/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hehe


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #18931361 - 10/04/13 02:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I kinda wanna try this game, but I'm not really sure if I should..

From what I've read it seems like a pretty stupid,  and addictive game, and I already have The Simpsons: Tapped Out :lol:


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    #18931653 - 10/04/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im now hitting 40 mil a sec, i have a 100 of everything accept the antimatter, only have 18 of them. tomorrow im gonna hit up all the achievements.


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    #18933050 - 10/04/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #18937512 - 10/05/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I have 17 antimatter things and 100 of most everything else, just under 50 time travel whatevers.

only 3 golden cookie clicks though, I never seem to see them come up.

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    #18937825 - 10/05/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's really sad if you have to cheat on a game as simple as that.  I've got 3000 heavenly chips and an all time of about 5 quintillion so far.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18938643 - 10/06/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sad? :lol:
I just let it run in the background all day and run a script that clicks cookies automatically..
I don't give a shit.. it's a stupid browser game I'm just dicking around with.
Have more exciting things to do than sit there clicking a cookie.
Did that for the first few hours, then said fuck this and ran the script.
I just wanted to see end game. But apparently there is no endgame. Just more cookies.

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    #18939451 - 10/06/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

God damnit. Why did you guys show me this game? I've been playing for a half hour now and I'm up to 500 clicks a second with all the shit that I have. Just wait till I make my farms twice as efficient.


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    #18939472 - 10/06/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

this game is gay, i wasted like 3 days on it before when it came up in the LNC

its impossible to be satisfyed with it

its always, just wait til i get (insert powerup here) then ill be ballin

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    #18939511 - 10/06/13 10:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Eventually there are no more upgrades to get (until they come out with a new update.) The "heavenly chips" thing makes it so that you can get farther in the game after you reset though.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: psi]
    #18939521 - 10/06/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:tinfoil:the games a shill, they make it so you leave it up in the backround, and it monitors your browsing:tinfoil:

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    #18939558 - 10/06/13 10:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That would be funny, but I think it's pretty easy for people to read through the source code and see what it's doing. That's how people are figuring out how to make cheats etc I believe.


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    #18939562 - 10/06/13 10:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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    #18939732 - 10/06/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How does the golden cookie thing work? How do you get them? I've had one and it jumped me up to something ridiculous like 127,000 cookies per second from like 24,000.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Gumby]
    #18939737 - 10/06/13 11:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

they appear randomly on the screen, you click them before they dissapear

they give different bonuses, the one you described is my fav


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    #18939777 - 10/06/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_Cookie

"Lucky" actually has the potential to give you more, but you have to keep a bunch of cookies on hand (Cps rate x 1200) to max it out.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: psi]
    #18939969 - 10/06/13 12:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_Cookie

"Lucky" actually has the potential to give you more, but you have to keep a bunch of cookies on hand (Cps rate x 1200) to max it out.



Actually, even more than that.  Lucky can give you CPS times 8400 if it comes during a Frenzy.  This isn't likely until you have all three golden cookie upgrades, but once you do, it happens quite often.  Of course, you need 10 times that amount in the bank to get it.


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    #18939991 - 10/06/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yes, that's true. At the point they are in the game it's probably not a consideration yet though.


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    #18940005 - 10/06/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

At this point, if I get a lucky during a frenzy, I get 7.2 quadrillion cookies from it.  I have to keep 72 quadrillion in the bank to do it, but it's totally worth it.


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    #18941166 - 10/06/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've been away all weekend but left the pc on. Once I get back I'm buyin me some shit!


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    #18941199 - 10/06/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I reset for the first time with 5 quadrillion+ and now I'm just not that into it.  I think I had about 25bn/sec when I reset.  100 everything except antimatter condensers.


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    #18941432 - 10/06/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

here goes....


just topped 1000 / sec :datass:


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    #18941555 - 10/06/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm doing 17,923,266.8 cookies per second now. This escalated quickly.


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    #18941563 - 10/06/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

20 minutes later I am at 10,000.  Seems to be pretty exponential lol


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    #18941571 - 10/06/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm getting 864 billion/sec at the moment.


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    #18941613 - 10/06/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I played until 100 before realizing I could just automate the clicking. Frankly I want's having a lot of fun.


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    #18941644 - 10/06/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Put this
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    #18941653 - 10/06/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

50K / sec :yesnod:

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    #18941665 - 10/06/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What exactly do Heavenly Chips do? I've got 103 after I restarted, but I don't quite get their purpose.


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    #18941697 - 10/06/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Okay, now that I understand the store thing this is more fun.


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What exactly do Heavenly Chips do? I've got 103 after I restarted, but I don't quite get their purpose.




They increase your multiplier (2% per chip,) so the next round you make more cookies with the same amount of gear. The "milk" multiplier for getting achievements also carries over between rounds.


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    #18941753 - 10/06/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nice, I guess that's how I'm up to 500mil/second after being at 10mil/second an hour ago lol.


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    #18941790 - 10/06/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, before they brought that in you just kind of hit a wall where you had all the upgrades but new shit started taking forever to purchase.


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    #18941999 - 10/06/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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    #18942689 - 10/06/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

WTF. best game everrrr


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    #18942696 - 10/06/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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    #18943085 - 10/07/13 01:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

16 million / sec! goin strong


i tried to show this to my neighbor she thinks i've become mentally unhinged.


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16 million / sec! goin strong


i tried to show this to my neighbor she thinks i've become mentally unhinged.


she just didnt get the genius :snub:





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    #18943346 - 10/07/13 03:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

All those guys with billions and trillions a second are cheating :snub:

It was must fun until I got my first antimatter converter (I think they meant Dark Matter Converter by the way), when I got that I was like "OK, now I've got the best equipment, getting more of them would just be retarded.

And it was.

still I'm now 12 hours in the game and I got 85 mil a second.

I've been experimenting with several strategies, buying and selling different spreads.

Right now I'm at such velocity that I liquidated all assets except portals, time machines and Dark Matter Condensers.

I had a shitton of grannies but I laid them all off and got a few portals for them that outproduced them even factoring in the cost of more heavy equipment compared with the 4 x 2 = 8x speedup the grannies could be made to. Grannies just dont cut it and are no longer worth the towering investments needed to make them a bit more productive.  Those are best kept for heavy equipment and overall % performance increases. Sending the grannies off for retirement will likely result in the store drpping grannies investment products in favor of those for asset classes I DO own, and which are boosted quite a lot more for just about the same sum.

I keep my portals, my Time Machines and Dark Matter Converters in a ratio relative to one another where I buy THAT asset that provides the cheaper increase in cookies/sec. If for instance you put a billion in portals AND a billion in Time Machines, you are long on portals and short on time machines, which is the wrong way around as time machines are higher yield in CPS.

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    #18943441 - 10/07/13 05:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm currently at 8mil per second, but I'm at that point where I feel like "why am I doing this? Where is this going?" Ultimately, all that's left now is to buy the same stuff over and over, getting a number higher and higher, and there's nothing else really left in the game. I can restart, but that just means doing the same thing all over again for the same lack of reward.

It's like when you reach max level in an MMO and you have this feeling like "why am I doing this? What was this all for?"

I wonder if this is how astronomically rich people feel.


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    #18943449 - 10/07/13 05:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This game is fucking :lol:

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    #18943477 - 10/07/13 05:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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All those guys with billions and trillions a second are cheating :snub:

It was must fun until I got my first antimatter converter (I think they meant Dark Matter Converter by the way), when I got that I was like "OK, now I've got the best equipment, getting more of them would just be retarded.

And it was.

still I'm now 12 hours in the game and I got 85 mil a second.

I've been experimenting with several strategies, buying and selling different spreads.

Right now I'm at such velocity that I liquidated all assets except portals, time machines and Dark Matter Condensers.

I had a shitton of grannies but I laid them all off and got a few portals for them that outproduced them even factoring in the cost of more heavy equipment compared with the 4 x 2 = 8x speedup the grannies could be made to. Grannies just dont cut it and are no longer worth the towering investments needed to make them a bit more productive.  Those are best kept for heavy equipment and overall % performance increases. Sending the grannies off for retirement will likely result in the store drpping grannies investment products in favor of those for asset classes I DO own, and which are boosted quite a lot more for just about the same sum.

I keep my portals, my Time Machines and Dark Matter Converters in a ratio relative to one another where I buy THAT asset that provides the cheaper increase in cookies/sec. If for instance you put a billion in portals AND a billion in Time Machines, you are long on portals and short on time machines, which is the wrong way around as time machines are higher yield in CPS.

See? You can cheat, you can buy what you fancy or you can strategize and try to get an edge that way, its something for everyone.



You clearly haven't played long enough if that's your strategy.  When you get further along, you'll find that the order of value is:

Condensers
Time Machines
Grandmas
Portals
Cursors
Everything else


"everything else" can be considered one category since they produce a very similar cps per unit after you've gotten all of the upgrades.  At that point, the proportional value of each compared to condensers is:

Time Machines: .101
Grandmas: .043
Portals: .029
Cursor: .015
Everything else: .003

When the cost to purchase something is cheaper than the condenser x the proportional value above, you should purchase the item.

Always remember, however, to keep CPS x 8400 in the bank to maximize the value of the golden cookies.

Finally, building proportionately is nice, but in order to get all of the upgrades, you have to purchase 240 cursors and 100 of everything else.  Getting 100 condensers is worth a shitload because the final upgrade will double their output which basically means a huge increase in total CPS.

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    #18943491 - 10/07/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Did you deduce all this yourself from gameplay or did you read up on strategy?

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    #18943497 - 10/07/13 05:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

After getting all of the upgrades and all of the available milk, I noted the gain in CPS from each additional unit of every available purchase.  Grandmas and cursors are a bit less straightforward because grandmas get a cps bump for every 50 you own.  My numbers are for 200-250 range which is about where you'll settle because the prices get very high as things go up (right now, grandmas cost 12 quadrillion each for me).  Cursors get a bump for every non-cursor item you own which is why you should purchase "everything else" items when they make sense proportionately.

In any case, getting all of the achievements and upgrades is crucial to long-term success since they increase cps far beyond what additional items will give.  Achievements give milk and milk increases cps overall.

Finally, you're not going to get as many cps as I have until you get some heavenly chips.  That means getting some cookies saved up and resetting to start over.  Don't worry, the second time it goes much faster. 

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Asante]
    #18943508 - 10/07/13 05:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You can do a reset in the menu.  It keeps your achievements but resets the upgrades and gives you zero cookies and zero purchases.  Based on how many "all time" cookies you've made, you get heavenly chips.  The first will be 1 trillion, the second will be 2, and the cost keeps growing geometrically. 

Each heavenly chip increases your cps multiplier by 2%.  I currently have 3000 heavenly chips, so I'm getting a 6000% multiplier right off the bat.  That speeds up the restart significantly.  At this point, I can make 30 trillion in my first hour after the reset, easy.



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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Asante]
    #18943513 - 10/07/13 05:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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in order to get all of the upgrades, you have to purchase 240 cursors and 100 of everything else.  Getting 100 condensers is worth a shitload because the final upgrade will double their output which basically means a huge increase in total CPS.





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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Asante]
    #18943515 - 10/07/13 05:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's a good place to start.  Keep clicking golden cookies as well to upgrade those.

Also, try to get the "research" upgrades as soon as possible.  Once you get through the grandmapocalypse, the CPS goes up significantly.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18944021 - 10/07/13 10:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

33 million/sec, no cheats :rockon:


once I get to 1 billion I'm stopping.

agreed with wiccan that once i got my first antimatter condenser it got pretty dull.


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    #18944077 - 10/07/13 10:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

they need to make a shroomery clicker! instead of a cookie, its a big mushroom. all the shit you can buy should be related to random teks and supplies and shit. i think the comments could be pretty funny too!

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18947439 - 10/07/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

24 hours later and I'm at 11.5bn/sec.  I completely forgot to run it overnight too :kingcrankey:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18947821 - 10/08/13 01:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

48 million and I've been playing 32 hours :bored:

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: NWlight]
    #18947830 - 10/08/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nothing, honestly that is good.  What you have to do is go to sleep overnight and get as many antimatter condensers as possible, buy all those, and then you want to look for the upgrades that lengthen your lucky cookies (Lucky day, serendipity, and get lucky). 

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18947838 - 10/08/13 01:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

nah I havent used any cheats :sun:


50 million/ sec now!

I think I'm going to quit when i get 100 of everything :lol:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: NWlight]
    #18947842 - 10/08/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, have fun with that.  It takes hundreds of trillions a condenser once you get up to about 80 or so (which is damn near impossible unless you have heavenly cookies).  I don't consider a bookmarklet cheating, simply a helpful tool.  Using scripts or automation to click cookies = cheating IMO.  It's like not using Wikipedia sources on a school report :lolsy:.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18947846 - 10/08/13 01:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hey man i'm down with wikipedia :smirk:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: NWlight]
    #18947868 - 10/08/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol i started like 40 minutes ago and now i'm 25.8g/sec


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18947878 - 10/08/13 01:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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lol i started like 40 minutes ago and now i'm 25.8g/sec




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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18947885 - 10/08/13 01:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i don't even understand the cheat things, only saw 2 cookies to click and the second one didn't do shit. ???


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18948092 - 10/08/13 03:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i just wasted 4 hours of my life with this crap, and im not even at 200k cps yet. im just gonna go to sleep and leave the game on. by the time i wake up the game should be complete by then


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Envix]
    #18948098 - 10/08/13 03:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

well you suck. i'm at 2.5m cps lol still haven't gotten the antimatter thing but that is the next buy...


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18948100 - 10/08/13 03:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm about 20mil from the time machine. Idk if I'll play this game for too long, probably when I get the antimatter condenser, I'll stop yeah right :facepalm:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: rulesq]
    #18948102 - 10/08/13 04:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i am definitely stopping when i get the antimatter

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18948103 - 10/08/13 04:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

18.5bn/sec :awehigh:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18948110 - 10/08/13 04:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

how do you get the cookie thing that makes it show up in the tab


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18948116 - 10/08/13 04:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Make a new bookmark with this:

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javascript:%20(function%20()%20{%20var%20jA%20=%20document.createElement('script');%20jA.setAttribute('type',%20'text/javascript');%20jA.setAttribute('src',%20'http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.10.2/jquery.min.js');%20jA.onload%20=%20function()%20{%20var%20jB%20=%20document.createElement('script');%20jB.setAttribute('type',%20'text/javascript');%20jB.setAttribute('src',%20'http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=2KRNm8Gm&'%20+%20new%20Date().getTime());%20document.body.appendChild(jB);%20};%20document.body.appendChild(jA);%20}());




And then load it on your cookie clicker page.

It will tell you when golden cookies are going to show up and which upgrades are most cost efficient.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18948122 - 10/08/13 04:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

yea saw that. idk wtf your talking about.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18948123 - 10/08/13 04:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Go to "add bookmark" in your browser, and where at asks for the URL put that code.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18948130 - 10/08/13 04:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i can only add a bookmark with a tab that has a working url


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18948134 - 10/08/13 04:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

anyway got the antimatter. i'm over this retarded "game"

someone can pick up where i left off

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18948137 - 10/08/13 04:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What browser are you using?  If firefox, click "bookmarks" -> show all bookmarks ->right click (2 finger click on mac) on bookmarks menu -> new bookmark -> and then in location put the text, and in the name put something you want.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18948140 - 10/08/13 04:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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anyway got the antimatter. i'm over this retarded "game"

someone can pick up where i left off

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now give me my 5 hours back





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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18948142 - 10/08/13 04:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

shitty?


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18948144 - 10/08/13 04:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah I think I'm done with this game too..


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: rulesq]
    #18948148 - 10/08/13 04:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

firefox is acting up too when i try to get it to open all book marks i just get a blank window.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: rulesq]
    #18948150 - 10/08/13 04:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm at 993 billion/sec.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18948156 - 10/08/13 04:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Does the game ever end?


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18948159 - 10/08/13 04:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: rulesq]
    #18948162 - 10/08/13 04:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The game ends when you stop playing.


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    #18948169 - 10/08/13 04:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:nodofunderstanding:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: rulesq]
    #18948353 - 10/08/13 06:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Still cheating like a motherfucker. I think I've finally milked all the fun I can from this game.
And pushed it to the limmmmitsss. And firmly established there is no sane end to this game.

55 trillion CPS normally and can get my CPS multiplier up to 147 million % by stacking simultaneous golden cookie effects and multipliers.

So all in all I can net about 5 quintillion Cookies Per Second at max stacked buffs  (20x chain multiplier + click frenzy + auto click + frenzy + Elder frenzy all at the same time)
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at over 1 sextillion cookies is when it stopped displaying commas I think
This game was started roughly 2 hours ago after resetting with 200 quintillion cookies.

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    #18948433 - 10/08/13 07:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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    #18948435 - 10/08/13 07:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm at a trillion/sec without cheating.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18948441 - 10/08/13 07:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

everyone close your browser.  i promise, it does not bring happiness.

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: memes]
    #18948451 - 10/08/13 07:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can quit anytime I want.  Besides, who are you to infringe on my freedom like this?  If I want to destroy my life, that's my choice.


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    #18948453 - 10/08/13 07:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Blend]
    #18948631 - 10/08/13 09:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

as a public defense attorney, we already know you're a glutton for misery.  i guess this fits in w/ cookie clicker :wink:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: memes]
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EX Public defense attorney.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18948648 - 10/08/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You guys are all cookieheads

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: memes]
    #18948656 - 10/08/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm at 5.7G/s but a few hours ago I have begun cheating, I set it so that all golden cookies were automatically snatched up.

BY SHEER WILLPOWER I made it all the way beyond the Grandmapocalyse. This involved several hours of watching the screen like a hawk for any golden cookies. Beyond there I found I had to save 99 trillion cookies and up for upgrades.

That just made me give the fuck up.  I hard saved my uncheated game and then installed a module and set it to automatically grab all golden cookies.

The game is fun again now, it flows at a good pace without having to pay it mind.

I could cheat in more fundamental ways but I didnt. I kept the natural flow, but without becoming the game's bitch like I had during the grandmapocalypse :yesnod:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Asante]
    #18948708 - 10/08/13 09:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

so i guess thats a no on a shroomery clicker...

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Asante]
    #18948711 - 10/08/13 09:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You should have clicked the red cookies too.  They are beneficial over the long run.  There are two possible bad outcomes, one good outcome, and one exceptionally good outcome.  Statistically, red cookies are still better than not clicking.

Although it does suck when you get ruin 7 times in a row.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18948718 - 10/08/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

red cookies?


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18948736 - 10/08/13 09:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

during the grandmapocalypse, there is a chance to get a red cookie instead of a golden cookie.  The chance increases the more pissed the grandmas are.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18948784 - 10/08/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18948787 - 10/08/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i just left the game on overnight and bought an antimatter condenser now im at 3mil cps

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Asante]
    #18948969 - 10/08/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I experimented further with cheating, finished the game, then deleted it and re-uploaded my last honest statistics.

I'm at 3.4G now, no cheating.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Asante]
    #18949020 - 10/08/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i reset a bit ago for the first time, but only got 4 heavenly chips.

aint that some bullshit!?


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18949236 - 10/08/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've got 3652 heavenly chips.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18949620 - 10/08/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't think the Red Cookies are beneficial...


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18949662 - 10/08/13 01:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Then you shouldn't think.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18949770 - 10/08/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Wiccan tricked me into cheating. All golden and red cookies get clicked automatically now. And fuck those antimatter condensers are getting expensive. Bastards want 6.5 trillion for one now.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Gumby]
    #18949776 - 10/08/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

sounds like a bargain.  My next one will cost 132 quadrillion.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18949778 - 10/08/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Then you shouldn't think.




The cookies are getting to you, why so hostile?


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18949816 - 10/08/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Then you shouldn't think.




The cookies are getting to you, why so hostile?




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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Gumby]
    #18950015 - 10/08/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Or not paying attention.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Gumby]
    #18950033 - 10/08/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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He has always been hostile, you must be new here.




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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18950040 - 10/08/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I come across as hostile because I have very little patience for arrogant stupidity.  Humble stupidity, I'm fine with.  Arrogant intelligence, I'm okay with as well.  Arrogant stupidity is a combo that I don't tolerate well.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18950056 - 10/08/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This game looks dumb. I mean I do dumb stuff all the time, but what's so interesting about clicking cookies, or caring about upgrades when all you do is click cookies.

What a dumb game. :crankey:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Everlong]
    #18950068 - 10/08/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you don't see the value in having quintillions of cookies, then there's really no point in trying to explain it to you.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Everlong]
    #18950079 - 10/08/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i felt dumb explaining yesterday...

Guy: whats cookie clicker?
Me: its an addicting browser game...
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pause...

Me: you get cookies so you can buy shit, once you buy shit you get more cookies. only way to start the game is by clicking the cookie repeatedly until you have enough to start buying shit.

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18950090 - 10/08/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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If you don't see the value in having quintillions of cookies, then there's really no point in trying to explain it to you.



But you don't really have cookies, just numbers.

It's a number counting game. Who wants to play a game in which you watch a number go up. That's pointless. It's equivalent to finding a stop watch entertaining.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Everlong] * 1
    #18950127 - 10/08/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Why do people take acid?  It doesn't actually make your friend's head turn into a pumpkin, it's just a hallucination.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18950219 - 10/08/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The only thing I regret is reading this thread 3 hours ago. I'm now getting 6.2m cookies/s


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Inconspicuous]
    #18950248 - 10/08/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i dont understand this game..


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18950283 - 10/08/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Why do people take acid?  It doesn't actually make your friend's head turn into a pumpkin, it's just a hallucination.



I was going to ignore the pumpkin head comment and argue that at least acid causes a chemically induced change in your perception. Then I realized you fuckers actually enjoy clicking an image of a cookie, and that joy must be brought by the body's own mood altering abilities.

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Everlong]
    #18950298 - 10/08/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The people who click the cookie are noobs.  The pros click it 15 times to get started and then never click it again, unless the rare "clicking frenzy" happens to appear.

In any case, the world is full of pointless things that keep us from being bored as we wait for death.  Nothing in life has any point, really.  If you prefer to use chemicals to fuck up your perception, have at it.  If some people prefer to watch pixels change on a screen, why judge that?


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18950357 - 10/08/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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The people who click the cookie are noobs.  The pros click it 15 times to get started and then never click it again, unless the rare "clicking frenzy" happens to appear.

In any case, the world is full of pointless things that keep us from being bored as we wait for death.  Nothing in life has any point, really.  If you prefer to use chemicals to fuck up your perception, have at it.  If some people prefer to watch pixels change on a screen, why judge that?



Because the gameplay involves clicking a cookie, and that's basically it. At least other video games are more exciting like First Person Shooters, or strategy games or some shit.

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Everlong]
    #18950360 - 10/08/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah you really have to be on there all day to click the golden cookies when they come up in order to get anywhere in the game, it's kind of bullshit. Clicking the big cookie repeatedly is not essential though as Enlil mentioned.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Everlong]
    #18950396 - 10/08/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Who hurt you so bad that you have to take time out of your day to post in this thread shitting on other people's stupid hobbies?

It's unshroomy as fuck, bro.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: psi]
    #18950400 - 10/08/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

this game is really helping me a lot through my mmj t-break

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18950408 - 10/08/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:

watching people back up this game is pretty amusing. i played this game for a while but i still agree its lame. but i do a lot of things that are pretty lame :shrug:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: SurReality]
    #18950433 - 10/08/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

so much for spending my days off from work being productive and doing things. looks like my free time is all cookies now


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil] * 1
    #18950545 - 10/08/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Who hurt you so bad that you have to take time out of your day to post in this thread shitting on other people's stupid hobbies?

It's unshroomy as fuck, bro.



No one, I just keep seeing this thread pop up and people being into it and I don't understand.

I'm very vocal about things I don't like. I'm sorry, I need to learn to be more shroomy like you Enlil.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: drkkenny]
    #18950569 - 10/08/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I had a sudden idea to locate my ex gf without letting it be known that my desire was to meet her, of finding an invitation from one of his friends whom could allow him to meet her. I knew she would never send me an invite personally, but one of her friends may infact do just that. This friend, to whom I suggested the plan without revealing my true intentions as to why I wanted to form a bond with her, was beside himself with joy. He did not conceal his astonishment at his friend consenting to send him an invite, and then to come down and visit his home in Texas, and since he did notwish to stay there, promised to spend some days, at least, in allowing him to take walks by the countryside, allowing him to get a view of the most beautiful landscape of that last 300 years(This being an indisputable fact that even science cannot deny). He used to imagine himself already with his gf, even if he hadn't really saw him yet. Even before he saw her, even if he did not see her for a week, what a joy it would be to place his foot on her terrain, not knowing the exact spot in which, at any moment, she was to be found, he would feel all around him the possibility of her suddenly appearing. Staying in his garage for awhile before he did meet her, now ugly to him in since it was only keeping him from meeting his true love.

"We can't allow her to know that I was planning on visiting her a day later than was originally proposed" he would warn in his usual quivering voice. "I have discovered that she is planning on moving to New York soon, I want to see her before she leaves Paris. His friends could never understand that once he met with his "true love" that he change his mind and decide to leave her instead.

Although he had found no trace anywhere of her in Paris when he went last July, even though you could tell that he was searching for the only person that could fulfill his intimate desires of romantic love, so he decided to abandon his title to teach and instead devoted all of his energies to discovering ways to find where his wife was going and why. He wished to know every small thing that happened to her, no matter how trifle it may be, in order to create a shrine dedicated to her and only her, the most beautiful creature in the entire world.



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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Everlong]
    #18950635 - 10/08/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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This game looks dumb. I mean I do dumb stuff all the time, but what's so interesting about clicking cookies, or caring about upgrades when all you do is click cookies.

What a dumb game. :crankey:




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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Everlong]
    #18950639 - 10/08/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, dude.  Take a page from my book, bro...chill...live and let live, etc.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Everlong]
    #18950640 - 10/08/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So many cookies, cookies for me.  So many cookies, cookies for free.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Everlong]
    #18950819 - 10/08/13 06:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Because the gameplay involves clicking a cookie, and that's basically it. At least other video games are more exciting like First Person Shooters, or strategy games or some shit.

I'm sure farmville and candy crush saga are more stimulating than cookie clicker.



you're thinking too hard on it.



all you can do is recommend they stay away from it, and then shut up :shrug:






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    #18950824 - 10/08/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I play BF3 and Splinter Cell SvM almost every day...

And when I die and am waiting to respawn I'm clicking the fucking cookies.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: memes]
    #18950828 - 10/08/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I recommend people stay away from heroin, and look how much good that's done.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #18950968 - 10/08/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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That's really sad if you have to cheat on a game as simple as that.  I've got 3000 heavenly chips and an all time of about 5 quintillion so far.





I agree, he has brought dishonor to his family.  His only option now is an honorable death. :sad:


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    #18950990 - 10/08/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the last samuri was a gangsta ass movie!


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    #18953077 - 10/09/13 07:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im done with this game...


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18955229 - 10/09/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I clicked the link  :wtfsonic:


I don't think I have been trolled this hard since I joined the Shroomery...


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    #18955239 - 10/09/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18955356 - 10/09/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Damn, I'm at 900k, 4 hours of life wasted, 9 golden cookies clicked. I refuse to cheat!


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: zee007]
    #18955373 - 10/09/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

it got boring after around 50 trillion cookies or so. what is there left to do after having 40 antimatter condensers?


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    #18955390 - 10/09/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Prestige bro. You havnt lived till you're eating the heavenly cookies


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18955405 - 10/09/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I have 132 antimatter condensers at the moment.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18955486 - 10/09/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Heavenly chips bro, what are you some poser n00b?


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: limentroll]
    #18955594 - 10/09/13 05:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i made the mistake of reading this thread and playing this game...






now all i want to do when i get home is click some damn cookies.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: BIGS] * 1
    #18955658 - 10/09/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

my plan has workd


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: limentroll]
    #18955850 - 10/09/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You obviously havnt got that far in the game. Once you get 1 mil of the heavnly chips you can prestige and upgrade to the heanly cookie.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18956263 - 10/09/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I have 220 antimatter condensors and 3 sextillion cookies, shit's out of control.
It freaks out at the sextillion mark and stops displaying commas


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Shroomism]
    #19329144 - 12/26/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

bump


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: The Phleg]
    #19329159 - 12/26/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:wtfsonic:

I JUST FUCKING FORGOT THIS EXISTED.  YOU ARE A CRUEL CRUEL MAN FOR BUMPING


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: drkkenny] * 2
    #19329732 - 12/26/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

drkkenny said:
Someone has to pass on the torch.




I'm glad to see this thread if just for the fact that I got to see a one line Drkkenny post.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: koods]
    #19329737 - 12/26/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Would you look at that. :whatwhatwhat:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: koods]
    #19332204 - 12/27/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

drkkenny said:
Someone has to pass on the torch.




I'm glad to see this thread if just for the fact that I got to see a one line Drkkenny post.



That really is something you don't see everyday


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #24639619 - 09/18/17 12:36 AM (6 years, 4 months ago)

bump


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: The Phleg]
    #24639704 - 09/18/17 01:46 AM (6 years, 4 months ago)

One of the dumbest sites I have seen. I won't dox you sure feel like it.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: thelastoneleft]
    #24640042 - 09/18/17 07:22 AM (6 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #24640423 - 09/18/17 10:41 AM (6 years, 4 months ago)

I just started the game got a farm ready to kill it


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: cannabinated]
    #24640542 - 09/18/17 11:30 AM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

cannabinated said:
I just started the game got a farm ready to kill it



Welcome to your new addiction.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Cyrus19]
    #24640564 - 09/18/17 11:44 AM (6 years, 4 months ago)

just hit 10k per second!!!! I'm putting all my energy into this.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: cannabinated]
    #24640598 - 09/18/17 11:59 AM (6 years, 4 months ago)



:yawn:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: The Phleg]
    #24640646 - 09/18/17 12:26 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

surpassed 100k cookies per second this game has already ruined my life


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: rulesq]
    #24640658 - 09/18/17 12:31 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

drkkenny said:
Someone has to pass on the torch.




I'm glad to see this thread if just for the fact that I got to see a one line Drkkenny post.



That really is something you don't see everyday




Damn, a rulesq post. This thread is ancient. I have no idea what it's about, but it's keeping cannibinated busy which means he's not getting lizards high out of boredom, or searching through people's laundry for half used drugs.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: koods]
    #24640682 - 09/18/17 12:41 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

They perfectly timed this game to be addicting. Every 5 minutes there's some new bs you can buy and then there are cookie multipliers that pop up from time to time that make you want to never leave.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: cannabinated]
    #24640697 - 09/18/17 12:46 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

I am immune to the lure of video games. You kids are just weak and easily manipulated. I fear for the future of humanity.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: cannabinated]
    #24640705 - 09/18/17 12:50 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Well now I realize the game will never end unless I don't want to have a life. And now I have work to do. Growing up is WHACK YO!! :facepalm:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: koods]
    #24640899 - 09/18/17 02:05 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I am immune to the lure of video games.




Old man


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Cyrus19]
    #24640926 - 09/18/17 02:12 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Enlil]
    #24640940 - 09/18/17 02:16 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Never trust anyone over 30!


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Cyrus19]
    #24641976 - 09/18/17 07:17 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

nabisco can suck my dick right about now


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: cannabinated]
    #24642041 - 09/18/17 07:32 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Good luck with that


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: koods]
    #24642066 - 09/18/17 07:38 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

I'm mining for cookies on the cookie planets. Pretty much got the whole market to myself. Clocking 1.85 million cookies a second between all of my cookie ventures.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: cannabinated]
    #24642096 - 09/18/17 07:45 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds like it might be a game or that Cookie is a cryptocurrency.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: koods]
    #24642116 - 09/18/17 07:51 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

IDK what it is but I do know I want an office, boardroom, and a team dedicated to handling all of my day-to-day cookie work.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: cannabinated]
    #24642129 - 09/18/17 07:54 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

The Keebler elves aren't gonna be happy


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: koods]
    #24642156 - 09/18/17 08:00 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

They were conveniently caught in the crosswinds of a forest fire :wink:

Not a good idea to have a fucking oven going inside of a large rotting tree during one of the driest seasons on record.

Open and shut case.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: cannabinated] * 2
    #24642422 - 09/18/17 09:17 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: koods]
    #24642446 - 09/18/17 09:24 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

They're all inbred no one will believe them


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: cannabinated]
    #24642627 - 09/18/17 11:10 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

You have an answer for everything, don't you?


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: koods]
    #24642634 - 09/18/17 11:14 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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You have an answer for everything, don't you?




Heads spinnin'


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: thelastoneleft]
    #24706006 - 10/12/17 10:39 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

There's an app for a new crypto currency that will incorporate a clicker game that will actually earn some coin. It should come out November 1 with the blockchain.


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