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OfflineVriska Serket
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Cookie Clicker!!
    #18925251 - 10/03/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

Are you playing the game of the year yet?

I'm currently getting 610mil cookies per second


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18925270 - 10/03/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

im playin now. its dumb but addictive. goin for the farm...


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I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18925281 - 10/03/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I got far as fuck on that game i had like 20 things that were whatever comes after the time machine


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #18925282 - 10/03/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

there was a thread about it a whiel back.  i luckily got out.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: memes] * 6
    #18925288 - 10/03/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the only winning move is not to play


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #18925304 - 10/03/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I had a sudden idea to locate my ex gf without letting it be known that my desire was to meet her, of finding an invitation from one of his friends whom could allow him to meet her. I knew she would never send me an invite personally, but one of her friends may infact do just that. This friend, to whom I suggested the plan without revealing my true intentions as to why I wanted to form a bond with her, was beside himself with joy. He did not conceal his astonishment at his friend consenting to send him an invite, and then to come down and visit his home in Texas, and since he did notwish to stay there, promised to spend some days, at least, in allowing him to take walks by the countryside, allowing him to get a view of the most beautiful landscape of that last 300 years(This being an indisputable fact that even science cannot deny). He used to imagine himself already with his gf, even if he hadn't really saw him yet. Even before he saw her, even if he did not see her for a week, what a joy it would be to place his foot on her terrain, not knowing the exact spot in which, at any moment, she was to be found, he would feel all around him the possibility of her suddenly appearing. Staying in his garage for awhile before he did meet her, now ugly to him in since it was only keeping him from meeting his true love.

"We can't allow her to know that I was planning on visiting her a day later than was originally proposed" he would warn in his usual quivering voice. "I have discovered that she is planning on moving to New York soon, I want to see her before she leaves Paris. His friends could never understand that once he met with his "true love" that he change his mind and decide to leave her instead.

Although he had found no trace anywhere of her in Paris when he went last July, even though you could tell that he was searching for the only person that could fulfill his intimate desires of romantic love, so he decided to abandon his title to teach and instead devoted all of his energies to discovering ways to find where his wife was going and why. He wished to know every small thing that happened to her, no matter how trifle it may be, in order to create a shrine dedicated to her and only her, the most beautiful creature in the entire world.


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Edited by drkkenny (10/03/13 10:44 AM)


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: drkkenny] * 6
    #18925311 - 10/03/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

drkenny, goin strong


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: memes]
    #18925317 - 10/03/13 10:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Someone has to pass on the torch.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: drkkenny]
    #18925330 - 10/03/13 10:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the 8ottom and let some other poor 8astard make the discovery. 8ut how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't 8ear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married 8liss. 8ut of course, these had all been taken years ago, 8ack 8efore Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was d8ted nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her 8ody, 8lood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at 8roken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't 8een their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just 8awling his eyes out, still clutching the 8loodied 8ronze statue, his face 8eetroot-red with rage, grief and 8loody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some sem8lance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fum8ling fingers. Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd 8een out for. Two fucking days.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18925342 - 10/03/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

im at 352 per second and im going for the alc lab now.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18925358 - 10/03/13 11:02 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Lol it sounds like there is a woody wood pecker pecking wood in my room


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: zZZz]
    #18925363 - 10/03/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So does this mean vriska sekret is drkennys puppet or something lol


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #18925373 - 10/03/13 11:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i dont even need to click bro! im runnin 752 per second with no clicks. going for a million now. just gonna let it run!


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Sheekle]
    #18925508 - 10/03/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

nope!

I am not a puppet ::::)


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #18925744 - 10/03/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I also gave up playing. My best game was about 28 billion cookies per sec. At a certain point it becomes all about keeping enough on hand to maximize the golden cookie clicks.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: psi]
    #18925771 - 10/03/13 01:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yeah... im going for the antimatter and once i get that, im done. as of now i have 247,117,610 with 147,000 per sec


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18926273 - 10/03/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Vriska Serket said:
the only winning move is not to play




:super: on the WarGames reference.


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #18926464 - 10/03/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I play a little bit



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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Shroomism]
    #18926493 - 10/03/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

joo lie :shocked:


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Re: Cookie Clicker!! [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18926570 - 10/03/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ya'll cookie clicker bitches



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