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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Legend]
    #18925077 - 10/03/13 09:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
Joking in the Pub is now a bannable offense. It's the new clause of rule #4




i believe it...
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Legend said:
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Gotlib said:
Feel's pretty good this morning.

waked n' baked and drinking some pineapple juice mixed with a bit of redbull... muchos tasty !




:drooling:

with a bit of vodka, that'd be heaven.




well considering i fell off the wagon, that does sound pretty nice. if i wasnt at work id def try this concocktion out.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18925080 - 10/03/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i think im going to chill by the pool, and drink some crown n cokes in a few hours.

@notresponding, i take it you started drinking again? fo shame... hopefully you an practice moderation.

i've been craving a strong drink for a while now, the beer i have arund the house isn't doing it for me. i need some bourbon.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Legend]
    #18925088 - 10/03/13 09:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yeah. i was clean for 2 weeks, but this past sunday, BB, fucked it all up. i dont drink as much as i was, a few beers or a couple glasses of wine.

when i need something stronger than beer i usually grab a pint of jack. no bigger though cause ill fuck around and down a litter+ to myself in one night.


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I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18925117 - 10/03/13 09:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Eh its 4 am. Saw dave chapelle live tonight and he fucking killed it. Life is good.



i'm jelly, i'd love to see his stand up but there's no dates around where i reside, or if there was i missed him.

i had baaaad bad bad dreams last night and i can tell i was grinding my teeth like hell cause my jaw hurts. i think i should start smoking weed before bed, i don't seem to have dreams (or remember them) when i smoke more.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #18925222 - 10/03/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Good morning fine free spirited people! Hows it going?


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Magicman69]
    #18925230 - 10/03/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

it was going good till i got off the phone with my chick. theres days where i cant stand this bitch for shit.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18925310 - 10/03/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

How long have you guys been together??


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Sham87]
    #18925366 - 10/03/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

8 or 9 years...


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Magicman69]
    #18925464 - 10/03/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

@notresponding
That's no bueno, be happy you have a girl

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Magicman69 said:
Good morning fine free spirited people! Hows it going?




Free

:sun:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Legend]
    #18925469 - 10/03/13 11:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm going to go buy a new couch.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18925473 - 10/03/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Buy me one


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18925475 - 10/03/13 11:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
Joking in the Pub is now a bannable offense. It's the new clause of rule #4




:rofl:

Damn im fucked xD


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18926167 - 10/03/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

breaking in my new little piece





fucking toasted.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: something super extreme]
    #18926222 - 10/03/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Nice piece, hopefully ya talked the headshop down on price.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Legend]
    #18926237 - 10/03/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, got a pretty good deal for being a cardholder in my state. 15% off.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: something super extreme]
    #18926275 - 10/03/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You probably could've gotten them down more than just a discount for being a cardholder.

It's the way (all the) headshops (that I've been to) have always been, at least.

"Oh this bowl is $20, well I saw something similar at the headshop a few blocks down for a little less."

"Shit, did you? We can take $5 off of that price right now if it'd get you to buy it."

....instant 25% discount.

I guess it wouldn't work if you didn't have many headshops around though, but you can always go for the old, "Well, since I'm buying this bong, this bowl, and this downstem to fit the bowl; could you cut me a deal?"


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #18926285 - 10/03/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well, the downstem and bowl were included with the piece. Manufacturer, Hi Si, ships them like that. Ended up around $41 off of the sticker price, and there is no sales tax in my state either.
But yes, this is the only store with a reasonable selection in my immediate area and I'm too lazy to travel elsewhere at the moment.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: something super extreme]
    #18926290 - 10/03/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ah, when I got my bong the bowl I wanted (it matched the logo...) was a separate piece so I had to get a different downstem to fit it.

Nice piece though, how tall is it?


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #18926296 - 10/03/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

About 13" if i recall. i've got the big brother of that piece as well, which is 20" i think?


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: something super extreme]
    #18926314 - 10/03/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It ain't really the size that matters, I was just wondering since there wasn't anything for scale.

How's the motion of the ocean? It doesn't splash your lips when you hit it like a man, does it? A friend of mine has a pretty nice bong but it always splashes me when I clear it, it totally ruins the whole experience.


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