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OfflineNewman1266
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I NEED TO PASS MY DRUGTEST
    #18924872 - 10/03/13 08:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I took one good bong hit of ok weed 3 days ago and I was clean before that. I could get a drug test any time from tomorrow to 1 in a half weeks I need help really bad thanks. How could i pass and I don't have any one who has clean pee


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Re: I NEED TO PASS MY DRUGTEST [Re: Newman1266]
    #18924879 - 10/03/13 08:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

try searching threads, this topic comes up like every week


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Re: I NEED TO PASS MY DRUGTEST [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18924939 - 10/03/13 08:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I recommend slicing off your penis.
You can always have it replaced with a finger at a later date.


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Re: I NEED TO PASS MY DRUGTEST [Re: Newman1266]
    #18924955 - 10/03/13 08:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Smoke some weed


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Re: I NEED TO PASS MY DRUGTEST [Re: Newman1266]
    #18924962 - 10/03/13 08:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Newman1266 said:
I took one good bong hit of ok weed 3 days ago and I was clean before that. I could get a drug test any time from tomorrow to 1 in a half weeks I need help really bad thanks. How could i pass and I don't have any one who has clean pee




I hear it is possible to buy fake urine for situations just like this.


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Re: I NEED TO PASS MY DRUGTEST [Re: psi]
    #18924985 - 10/03/13 08:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

youll be ok .I used to smoke pinners to the dome on Friday evening and my DT weren't till Monday afternoon.key is to drink a lot of water or beer and also start doing vigorous exercise to sweat it out and you should be fine


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Re: I NEED TO PASS MY DRUGTEST [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18925151 - 10/03/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You might be dirty for the next day or two, but after that you should be good if you only smoked once and you were completely clean before that.

Just stay fully hydrated until you get tested.


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Re: I NEED TO PASS MY DRUGTEST [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18925259 - 10/03/13 10:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Go to local smoke shop buy synthetic urine named QuickFix.


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Re: I NEED TO PASS MY DRUGTEST [Re: Newman1266] * 1
    #18925268 - 10/03/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Newman1266 said:
How could i pass




Invent a time machine. Go back in time. Be smart enough not to smoke when you may have a drug test coming up.


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Re: I NEED TO PASS MY DRUGTEST [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #18925604 - 10/03/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Umm don't do drugs next time?


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Re: I NEED TO PASS MY DRUGTEST [Re: Newman1266]
    #18925640 - 10/03/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Newman1266 said:
I took one good bong hit of ok weed 3 days ago and I was clean before that. I could get a drug test any time from tomorrow to 1 in a half weeks I need help really bad thanks. How could i pass and I don't have any one who has clean pee




Check in there...Drug Test Info I found awesome information from the guys when I had to pass mine for work... =D :goodluck:

I first recommend to test your self to see if you even need to worry about it. Companies look for a percentage, if you've been clean and you just got a couple of hits chances are you don't meet the minimum percentage. According to the result is the route you'll going to pick =D


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Re: I NEED TO PASS MY DRUGTEST [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18925660 - 10/03/13 12:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Don't eat the day before and the day of the drug test. Use milk of magnesia to shit out everything inside of you, then drink water and juice to add color all day, until you are just drinking and pissing. Make sure you pee 3 times before the test. Use the mid stream of your urine not beginning or end. I've passed within a few days with this.


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