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AntiEverything
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Just got out of jail for pissing on some dudes shoes
#18924613 - 10/03/13 05:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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the situation completely warranted it in my fucking opinion
ok so heres the run down of what happened. I was drinking at this bar downtown, there was some things going on, happy hour, a radio station Dj was down there. me and the DJ seemed to hit it off or something, i didnt personally care. this is where "jack" comes in, ,he's this fat hipster looking guy, he keeps bothering the Dj for a job interview blah blah blah, says hes a coms major, won't give up until he "has the job". the DJ purposely gave me some air time and not him.
Then im inside the bar drinking and everyone is like talking about this hipster guy. then walks in this tall tranny looking woman, i thought she must have had a dick. but anyway shes his landlady, and she has a bueatiful boyfriend. apparently jack has just broke up with his girlfriend. he asked the boyfriend if he could suck his dick, now the landlady is just at the bar getting him shit housed. he was the laughing stock of the entire place. anyway shortly after he gets arrested and taken to detox.
next, i meet this smoking hot big wobbly ass girl. OMG. shes so incredibly hot and i can't keep my hands off her. anyway she keeps buying me tequila shooters, so i keep drinking them.
lights out.
i wake up in detox, with the guy jack. apparently i had pissed on his shoes while he was sleeping. i woke up without really remembering anything. i start mocking him and the entire process. eventually they try to get me to strip my clothes, i get outraged. then they want me to go in this locked padded room, i said fuck that, i want to talk to the authorities! he called the cops and they took me to jail.
the judge said i almost got felony assault with bodily fluids
6 days in jail, time served, no fine
then i watched reservoir dogs when i got out and everything couldnt be better. life is good
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Re: Just got out of jail for pissing on some dudes shoes [Re: AntiEverything] 1
#18924623 - 10/03/13 05:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I lol'd reading the title of this thread.
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Re: Just got out of jail for pissing on some dudes shoes [Re: AntiEverything]
#18924624 - 10/03/13 05:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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ahahaha that was a funny read! one of those drunken nights!
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Re: Just got out of jail for pissing on some dudes shoes [Re: AntiEverything] 3
#18924625 - 10/03/13 05:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had a guy that was pissed that a girl I used to know brought me to a party after work and she was all over me. I was outside smoking and he whipped it out and straight up pissed on my brand new shoes. I kicked him square in the nuts. Then proceeded to punch him while he was on the ground 6-7 times. Fuck that noise nobody disrespects me like that. Then I fucked his obsession.
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Re: Just got out of jail for pissing on some dudes shoes [Re: AntiEverything]
#18924627 - 10/03/13 05:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol you pissed on some guys shoe because he started begging for a job somewhere then asked to some guys dick
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Re: Just got out of jail for pissing on some dudes shoes [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#18924628 - 10/03/13 05:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I had a guy that was pissed that a girl I used to know brought me to a party after work and she was all over me. I was outside smoking and he whipped it out and straight up pissed on my brand new shoes. I kicked him square in the nuts. Then proceeded to punch him while he was on the ground 6-7 times. Fuck that noise nobody disrespects me like that. Then I fucked his obsession.
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Re: Just got out of jail for pissing on some dudes shoes [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#18924631 - 10/03/13 05:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Enjoywho said: I had a guy that was pissed that a girl I used to know brought me to a party after work and she was all over me. I was outside smoking and he whipped it out and straight up pissed on my brand new shoes. I kicked him square in the nuts. Then proceeded to punch him while he was on the ground 6-7 times. Fuck that noise nobody disrespects me like that. Then I fucked his obsession.
Hahaahhaaha as if peeing on ur shoe would solve anything and get him that chick or somthin, people think all irationally annshit
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Re: Just got out of jail for pissing on some dudes shoes [Re: Sheekle]
#18924632 - 10/03/13 05:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Enjoywho said: I had a guy that was pissed that a girl I used to know brought me to a party after work and she was all over me. I was outside smoking and he whipped it out and straight up pissed on my brand new shoes. I kicked him square in the nuts. Then proceeded to punch him while he was on the ground 6-7 times. Fuck that noise nobody disrespects me like that. Then I fucked his obsession.
lol excellent
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Sheekle said: Lol you pissed on some guys shoe because he started begging for a job somewhere then asked to some guys dick
yup
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Re: Just got out of jail for pissing on some dudes shoes [Re: AntiEverything]
#18924635 - 10/03/13 06:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The funny thing was I had my eye on another girl I was working with at the time. The girl in question was pretty and a good fuck but the other girl I hooked up with later and she is future wife #1. After that incident though I got to bang her.
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Re: Just got out of jail for pissing on some dudes shoes [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18924641 - 10/03/13 06:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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Enjoywho said: I had a guy that was pissed that a girl I used to know brought me to a party after work and she was all over me. I was outside smoking and he whipped it out and straight up pissed on my brand new shoes. I kicked him square in the nuts. Then proceeded to punch him while he was on the ground 6-7 times. Fuck that noise nobody disrespects me like that. Then I fucked his obsession.
Hahaahhaaha as if peeing on ur shoe would solve anything and get him that chick or somthin, people think all irationally annshit
I dont know what he was thinking. I turned around after staring at the stars while having a contemplative moment enjoying my smoke. All I see is dick and my shoes getting pissed on. Atleast be a man about the situation and ask me to step outside not suckerpiss on me. Fuck no he got his and I had a great night with that chick.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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