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My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock
    #18924536 - 10/03/13 05:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

dont know about yall but im up an hour earlier than need be which is shit, pure shit! got some coffee brewin and about to throw a munch. also have another easy day ahead of me. how bouts use guys?


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So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18924542 - 10/03/13 05:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You made a thread yesterday about a member being a pedophile.
:randy2:

Go away.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18924545 - 10/03/13 05:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Eh its 4 am. Saw dave chapelle live tonight and he fucking killed it. Life is good.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 1
    #18924546 - 10/03/13 05:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
You made a thread yesterday about a member being a pedophile.
:randy2:

Go away.



You are mad that he made a thread pointing out a pedophile? Why would that make you mad? Wouldn't you want to know that sort of thing about someone? :confused:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18924547 - 10/03/13 05:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
You made a thread yesterday about a member being a pedophile.
:randy2:

Go away.



:freshwtf:

Igt guys i'm on my way to the airport right now to cali forn i a lawl and im on my phone on the shroomery loo lawl


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Everlong]
    #18924549 - 10/03/13 05:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It was about nicechrisman.

So it was obviously not true.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 1
    #18924554 - 10/03/13 05:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

okay... chris actually thought that shit was pretty funny so as far as im concerned, youre the only one that has a problem. including the mod who originally banned me.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18924558 - 10/03/13 05:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't  have a "problem " with it, I just think it it was tasteless and shows us that you act like a 5 year old.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18924560 - 10/03/13 05:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
It was about nicechrisman.

So it was obviously not true.



I was just being picky about your wording.

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
You made a thread yesterday about accusing a member of being a pedophile.





There, fixed it for you. :kingcrankey: :smilingpuppy:


@thread: Still got this head cold, but I feel like I'm getting a lot better. Woke up at 3am and couldn't go back to bed. Thinking about sleeping here in a minute because I have nothing better to do.

Enjoywho, that's cool you got to see Chapelle, if you don't mind me asking what city was this in? I heard he was touring but never looked into it. I also heard he is all ripped now. :lol:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18924562 - 10/03/13 05:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Im the only one that said something about my day and yall just going to circle jerk eachother. Homos.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18924564 - 10/03/13 05:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Im the only one that said something about my day and yall just going to circle jerk eachother. Homos.



:gocrythen:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18924565 - 10/03/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
I don't  have a "problem " with it, I just think it it was tasteless and shows us that you act like a 5 year old.




sure, okay.


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I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Everlong]
    #18924566 - 10/03/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:peyotezen:

Its 4:30AM, excuse my words
:hug:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18924568 - 10/03/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Im the only one that said something about my day and yall just going to circle jerk eachother. Homos.




:lol:

i was side tracked by non sense.


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I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18924571 - 10/03/13 05:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I still saw dave mofuckin chapelle. He fucking killed it what an amazing show.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18924605 - 10/03/13 05:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i couldnt even imagine what one of his shows would be like. polly shore was here the other day, but everyone was saying that he was just really drunk and acting like an ass. still got good reviews though. :lol:

he was even giving away tickets that morning to girls who sent him pics of their tits.


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I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18924614 - 10/03/13 05:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

He was hilarious. been too long without chapelle in my life his show was gold. He lit up a fat blunt right in the middle of the show. You could smell the dank even on the balcony. One less thing on my bucket list.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18924730 - 10/03/13 07:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hell yeah!

did it smell sticky icky?


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18924754 - 10/03/13 07:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

good moooooooooooooooooorning :smile:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: memes]
    #18924773 - 10/03/13 07:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

wud up!!!

i can honestly say i love my job! only pays 10.00 an hour, but i spend 80% of my day online or watching movies. not gonna lie though, ive already put on a few extra pounds. its coolio though...


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18924833 - 10/03/13 07:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I just want to tell everyone that I'm really sorry


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18924841 - 10/03/13 07:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18924843 - 10/03/13 07:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:

why do you keep apologizing?

people who say sorry miss out on life.

:cookiemonster:

man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.

:cookiemonster:


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: memes]
    #18924849 - 10/03/13 07:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

memes said:
good moooooooooooooooooorning :smile:




good morning

:sun:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18924855 - 10/03/13 07:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:calledajoke:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18924860 - 10/03/13 08:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
:calledajoke:



NO FUN IN THE PUB!!!


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18924861 - 10/03/13 08:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sup guise? Just got done doing my morning meditation. Got some green tea brewing to bring to work. Having come cereal and banana and about to have some coffee.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18924890 - 10/03/13 08:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i was playin... geeze...


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18924907 - 10/03/13 08:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Joking in the Pub is now a bannable offense. It's the new clause of rule #4


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18924912 - 10/03/13 08:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

good morning ::::)


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18924914 - 10/03/13 08:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you should all check this out it's pretty cool !


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Gotlib]
    #18924952 - 10/03/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Morning everybody, read my schedule all wrong so I was at work @ 6 am.
Turns out its tomorrows shift.

Drank some coffee and I feel like shit. Long day ahead.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Sham87]
    #18924956 - 10/03/13 08:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe you need a little  :spinleaf:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18924988 - 10/03/13 08:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: hahaha first thing I did after taking a shit and settling back in.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Sham87]
    #18924993 - 10/03/13 08:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:awehigh:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Legend]
    #18925018 - 10/03/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Feel's pretty good this morning.

waked n' baked and drinking some pineapple juice mixed with a bit of redbull... muchos tasty !


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Gotlib]
    #18925031 - 10/03/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Gotlib said:
Feel's pretty good this morning.

waked n' baked and drinking some pineapple juice mixed with a bit of redbull... muchos tasty !




:drooling:

with a bit of vodka, that'd be heaven.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Legend]
    #18925037 - 10/03/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I like your style legend.:thumbup:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Sham87] * 1
    #18925044 - 10/03/13 09:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i dont have much style, but thank you. i dig yours as well.

:super:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Legend]
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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Legend]
    #18925077 - 10/03/13 09:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Joking in the Pub is now a bannable offense. It's the new clause of rule #4




i believe it...
Quote:

Legend said:
Quote:

Gotlib said:
Feel's pretty good this morning.

waked n' baked and drinking some pineapple juice mixed with a bit of redbull... muchos tasty !




:drooling:

with a bit of vodka, that'd be heaven.




well considering i fell off the wagon, that does sound pretty nice. if i wasnt at work id def try this concocktion out.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18925080 - 10/03/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i think im going to chill by the pool, and drink some crown n cokes in a few hours.

@notresponding, i take it you started drinking again? fo shame... hopefully you an practice moderation.

i've been craving a strong drink for a while now, the beer i have arund the house isn't doing it for me. i need some bourbon.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Legend]
    #18925088 - 10/03/13 09:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

yeah. i was clean for 2 weeks, but this past sunday, BB, fucked it all up. i dont drink as much as i was, a few beers or a couple glasses of wine.

when i need something stronger than beer i usually grab a pint of jack. no bigger though cause ill fuck around and down a litter+ to myself in one night.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18925117 - 10/03/13 09:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Eh its 4 am. Saw dave chapelle live tonight and he fucking killed it. Life is good.



i'm jelly, i'd love to see his stand up but there's no dates around where i reside, or if there was i missed him.

i had baaaad bad bad dreams last night and i can tell i was grinding my teeth like hell cause my jaw hurts. i think i should start smoking weed before bed, i don't seem to have dreams (or remember them) when i smoke more.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #18925222 - 10/03/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Good morning fine free spirited people! Hows it going?


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    #18925230 - 10/03/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

it was going good till i got off the phone with my chick. theres days where i cant stand this bitch for shit.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Not Responding]
    #18925310 - 10/03/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How long have you guys been together??


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    #18925366 - 10/03/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

8 or 9 years...


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    #18925464 - 10/03/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

@notresponding
That's no bueno, be happy you have a girl

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Good morning fine free spirited people! Hows it going?




Free

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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Legend]
    #18925469 - 10/03/13 11:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm going to go buy a new couch.


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    #18925473 - 10/03/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Buy me one


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18925475 - 10/03/13 11:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Joking in the Pub is now a bannable offense. It's the new clause of rule #4




:rofl:

Damn im fucked xD


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18926167 - 10/03/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

breaking in my new little piece





fucking toasted.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: something super extreme]
    #18926222 - 10/03/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nice piece, hopefully ya talked the headshop down on price.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Legend]
    #18926237 - 10/03/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, got a pretty good deal for being a cardholder in my state. 15% off.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: something super extreme]
    #18926275 - 10/03/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You probably could've gotten them down more than just a discount for being a cardholder.

It's the way (all the) headshops (that I've been to) have always been, at least.

"Oh this bowl is $20, well I saw something similar at the headshop a few blocks down for a little less."

"Shit, did you? We can take $5 off of that price right now if it'd get you to buy it."

....instant 25% discount.

I guess it wouldn't work if you didn't have many headshops around though, but you can always go for the old, "Well, since I'm buying this bong, this bowl, and this downstem to fit the bowl; could you cut me a deal?"


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #18926285 - 10/03/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well, the downstem and bowl were included with the piece. Manufacturer, Hi Si, ships them like that. Ended up around $41 off of the sticker price, and there is no sales tax in my state either.
But yes, this is the only store with a reasonable selection in my immediate area and I'm too lazy to travel elsewhere at the moment.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: something super extreme]
    #18926290 - 10/03/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ah, when I got my bong the bowl I wanted (it matched the logo...) was a separate piece so I had to get a different downstem to fit it.

Nice piece though, how tall is it?


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #18926296 - 10/03/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

About 13" if i recall. i've got the big brother of that piece as well, which is 20" i think?


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: something super extreme]
    #18926314 - 10/03/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It ain't really the size that matters, I was just wondering since there wasn't anything for scale.

How's the motion of the ocean? It doesn't splash your lips when you hit it like a man, does it? A friend of mine has a pretty nice bong but it always splashes me when I clear it, it totally ruins the whole experience.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: something super extreme]
    #18926330 - 10/03/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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breaking in my new little piece





fucking toasted.


very functional. fuck yeah. :thumbup:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #18926339 - 10/03/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No splash, draws easy as hell, and the perc/ice catcher give super smooth-ass hits at the perfect size.
The bigger piece takes a bit more lungpower and is usually wasteful at this point, since my tolerance is down. Hit even smoother, since it's a nice triple-perc design with a diffuser downstem (which the smaller piece has as well).


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18926346 - 10/03/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm a big fan of utilitarian/minimalist design in most aspects, my smoke pieces being one of many.
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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: something super extreme]
    #18926363 - 10/03/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

honestly, i like the design, because i see a bombast sorta novelty bong, and just :facepalm: i dunno, i just feel like it goes over board sometimes, with designing ahead of functionality.


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    #18926386 - 10/03/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, never a huge fan of crazy-ass novelty designs. That's what most of the shops I go into carry exclusively, 'tis a damn shame.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: something super extreme]
    #18926399 - 10/03/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



ok, i like when other people piss away money on them, i guess, but still it's not for me.

the thing i hate the most though, if the bong isn't functional, like those super big bongs... you need two people to light a bowl, like WTF?! :awedisgust:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18926413 - 10/03/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A friend of mine has a bong so big it needs two people to hit it... we used it once. Ever since then it sits leaned up against a corner in his room for posterity's sake.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #18926419 - 10/03/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

exactly  :seriousthankyou:


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18926430 - 10/03/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A like my bongs to be about a foot high, with ice catcher, and percolated downstem.

If I wanna be picky, a honeycomb perc would be nice.

Don't see why you'd want anything more, unless you're tyna show off.

How much did ya pay for that price svs? Bad ass deal getting %off


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18926431 - 10/03/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well you guys...

I cant fit my new couch through my front door.

I'm contemplating setting it on fire down in the street.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18926441 - 10/03/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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A like my bongs to be about a foot high, with ice catcher, and percolated downstem.

If I wanna be picky, a honeycomb perc would be nice.

Don't see why you'd want anything more, unless you're tyna show off.

How much did ya pay for that price svs? Bad ass deal getting %off




Ended up being about $220. Not too bad. Roors of similar specs were in the 400s :facepalm:

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Well you guys...

I cant fit my new couch through my front door.

I'm contemplating setting it on fire down in the street.




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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18926442 - 10/03/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Well you guys...

I cant fit my new couch through my front door.

I'm contemplating setting it on fire down in the street.




Post pictures of the door, the sofa, and the area behind the opening.

It was so hard to get the sofa I had into and out of my last two apartments.

I might be able to give you some advice, there are some sneaky ways to weasel a sofa through a door which doesn't seem like it should be able to fit through.

In my case, we had to turn the sofa so it was standing upright into the door, lean it in, twist it so it was sitting with one corner on the ground, rotate it on that corner into my living room, and then push it through.

It might be a pain in the ass, but you can probably do it.


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #18926455 - 10/03/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My problem is my last couch was just over 5 ft long, this one is about 8ft long. We have to bring it up the staircase and then right acrossfrom my front door is my neighbors door (apartments) and my door is too short for it to weasel in haha oh man my boyfriend was right, he said it wouldn't fit but with me being impatient as hell, I had to have it now.

We are just gonna tuck it in the garage and take it back this weekend and return /exchange itm


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Re: My first (E)rect (M)orning (C)ock [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18926625 - 10/03/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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ok, i like when other people piss away money on them, i guess, but still it's not for me.

the thing i hate the most though, if the bong isn't functional, like those super big bongs... you need two people to light a bowl, like WTF?! :awedisgust:




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