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Almost caught by undercover cop
    #18924165 - 10/03/13 01:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Fucking was having a good time at a bar talking with a known place for prostitues. Which the police allow here. And there were fucking hotwomen, although I just go to look only and drink and snort cane in the distance. So I met up with a few other girls who were not hookers and shared blow with them. Ended up getting ecstasy as well

So, me and this girl were snorting near this known spot with people walking around, keeping our eyes open.. And I saw this suspicious motherfucker looking at us then looking at the corner, as if he didn't see anything. Well she was just finishing snorting a line, and I had coke all over my iPhone with 1 bag of cocaine in my hand. Guess who shows up

A guy in plain clothes shows up, flashes a bag, and says I saw u snorting in front of the place over there and now here. So I dropped the yayo (.300mg) and walked quite fast away from the situation . Then ran right to the beach in the darkness.. My heart was about to explodeeeeeeeeeee

But I just got a call from the girl that the police didn't do anything and she made up a bullshit excuse...how crazy is that?

This is my first interaction with drugs and police

Fuck me


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: i95fl]
    #18924183 - 10/03/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

so who kept the yayo?..


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: zZZz] * 8
    #18924191 - 10/03/13 01:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

explodeeeeeeeeeee




That's a silent e so it adds nothing to the word.


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: TheFakeSunRa] * 2
    #18924203 - 10/03/13 01:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl:

@OP
Shit happens when you do drugs in public :shrug:
Sucks but what can you do


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: i95fl]
    #18924204 - 10/03/13 01:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe he was just trying to steal your coke? How good of a look did you get at the badge?


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #18924205 - 10/03/13 01:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
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explodeeeeeeeeeee




That's a silent e so it adds nothing to the word.



:rofl:
THat sucks man at least no one was busted.

How pissed was the chick at you for bailing?:lol:


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: nooneman]
    #18924215 - 10/03/13 01:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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zZZz said:
so who kept the yayo?..




So I we were doing a coke that was shitty(cut bad, first time I had bad coke here)
And I was like fuck it yo I dropped that shit behind her back and ditched

I still have diesel fuel about a gram left. I figured I could go without that shit
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nooneman said:

Maybe he was just trying to steal your coke? How good of a look did you get at the badge?




When she called me not but 15 minutes ago, I didn't really understand her. She made up some excuse to him. And I think was just telling her to do it elsewhere.
And she got away free while I almost died running away for my life..

But bro, the only thing I thought of is being jailed in brasil...fuck that!

It was a legitimate badge. This guy had the gestures and mannerisms of a cop for sure. Plus it's kind of a hot spot to do drugs and sell there


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18924225 - 10/03/13 01:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
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TheFakeSunRa said:
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explodeeeeeeeeeee




That's a silent e so it adds nothing to the word.



:rofl:
THat sucks man at least no one was busted.

How pissed was the chick at you for bailing?:lol:




Not pissed at all, in fact if she looked down after she might of done the rest of the blow in the little Baggie
I gave her a good amount of diesel as well. But she was more worried about me leaving than herself lol!


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"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."
"Bill Clinton does not inhale marijuana, right? You bet. Like I chew on LSD but I don't swallow it."
"America should start a war on education, if its anywhere as successful as the war on drugs, everyone would be hooked on phonics."


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: i95fl]
    #18924295 - 10/03/13 02:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah dude, BTW any hot chick is gonna have far better luck with the law and getting "warnings" than ANYTHING with a Y chromosome if you catch my drift.

Playing dumb but not ignorant seems to help too, although I'm a bit drunk and a bit on prescription tranquilizers so I don't think I can help clarify my own point too much right here, sorry :sad:

GLAD YOU GOT AWAY


FUCK THE :cop:


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #18924467 - 10/03/13 04:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
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explodeeeeeeeeeee




That's a silent e so it adds nothing to the word.



Not a silent e.  Cod.....code.
I will leave you with that


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: Fire is Born]
    #18924498 - 10/03/13 04:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Fire is Born said:
Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
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explodeeeeeeeeeee




That's a silent e so it adds nothing to the word.



Not a silent e.  Cod.....code.
I will leave you with that





What I was thinking hahahah


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18924512 - 10/03/13 05:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

Fire is Born said:
Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
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explodeeeeeeeeeee




That's a silent e so it adds nothing to the word.



Not a silent e.  Cod.....code.
I will leave you with that





What I was thinking hahahah


:manofapproval:


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: Fire is Born] * 3
    #18924678 - 10/03/13 06:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Fire is Born said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

Fire is Born said:
Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
That's a silent e so it adds nothing to the word.



Not a silent e.  Cod.....code.
I will leave you with that





What I was thinking hahahah


:manofapproval:






A silent e that changes the pronunciation of the preceding vowel is still a silent e :smbfacepalm:


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: MorphinTime] * 1
    #18924699 - 10/03/13 06:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MorphinTime said:

A silent e that changes the pronunciation of the preceding vowel is still a silent e :smbfacepalm:




QFT


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: MorphinTime]
    #18924715 - 10/03/13 06:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MorphinTime said:
Quote:

Fire is Born said:
What I was thinking hahahah


:manofapproval:






A silent e that changes the pronunciation of the preceding vowel is still a silent e :smbfacepalm:




hahaha exactly.

back to school back to school to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight.


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: i95fl]
    #18924828 - 10/03/13 07:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm getting me a fake badge. That guy got a free bag.


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: AWS]
    #18924882 - 10/03/13 08:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

FUCK UNDERCOVER COPS. i've been busted by them before, nothing dirtier than those fucking swine... NOTHING!


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: AWS]
    #18925112 - 10/03/13 09:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

AWS said:
I'm getting me a fake badge. That guy got a free bag.




That's what I was thinking.


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: i95fl] * 2
    #18925152 - 10/03/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well I recently got a message that I'm being followed by the FBI so I can relate. They have been tracking each of my movements with the precision of a hawk watching its prey 100 ft below. I also was sent a message which said I would have to be summoned into the company of a bird in Africa, a bird which has flown to Italy, but flew back to Spain last year and noone sees it overhead any longer. I then heard that a message was sent to my brother about him taking the bird, but they thought that my brother was my best friend and got it mixed up, so now I have to go there and find the message and get it to my brother.


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Re: Almost caught by undercover cop [Re: i95fl]
    #18925175 - 10/03/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

did you already know this girl that called you? like, she already had your phone number? or you somehow got it in the midst of the snorting and bullshitting?


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