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Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down
#18922200 - 10/02/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I am prescribed marijuana in the state of Colorado. However, I am on probation. Probation is a federal program making it illegal for me to ingest marijuana in any way. Now that the government is currently dead, I should technically be allowed to smoke me a big fat fatty mc doobie.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18922213 - 10/02/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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^see sig
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: akira_akuma]
#18922219 - 10/02/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: ^see sig
My dream is to open a medicinal edible company. If I fuck up probation, I will forever be a felon. I ain't takin' that first step.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18922225 - 10/02/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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ok, then wait for someone more knowledgemable to come around and fuck up your life
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: akira_akuma]
#18922238 - 10/02/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus] 1
#18922242 - 10/02/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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realistically speaking, no, that would not work.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Not Responding]
#18922261 - 10/02/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wouldn't count on it. How much longer do you got?
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: King Klick]
#18922271 - 10/02/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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King Klick said: I wouldn't count on it. How much longer do you got?
A little under a year remaining. Can't wait to dose up on DOC again
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18922313 - 10/02/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said:
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King Klick said: I wouldn't count on it. How much longer do you got?
A little under a year remaining. Can't wait to dose up on DOC again 
Just wait, don't risk fuckin up your dream.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18922330 - 10/02/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said:
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King Klick said: I wouldn't count on it. How much longer do you got?
A little under a year remaining. Can't wait to dose up on DOC again 
they can test for DOC?
or do you mean your drug of choice haha
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18922335 - 10/02/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said: I am prescribed marijuana in the state of Colorado. However, I am on probation. Probation is a federal program making it illegal for me to ingest marijuana in any way. Now that the government is currently dead, I should technically be allowed to smoke me a big fat fatty mc doobie.

What I don't understand is, how can probation stop you from ingesting something that is legally prescribed to you by a doctor? Have you talked to them about this?
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: RockyRaccoon]
#18922337 - 10/02/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's the FEDS man. They don't give a fuck about you.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: RockyRaccoon]
#18922340 - 10/02/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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RockyRaccoon said:
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Shroomopotamus said: I am prescribed marijuana in the state of Colorado. However, I am on probation. Probation is a federal program making it illegal for me to ingest marijuana in any way. Now that the government is currently dead, I should technically be allowed to smoke me a big fat fatty mc doobie.

What I don't understand is, how can probation stop you from ingesting something that is legally prescribed to you by a doctor? Have you talked to them about this?
I dont think him talking to his PO is gonna change years of federal policy
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: RockyRaccoon]
#18922346 - 10/02/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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RockyRaccoon said:
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Shroomopotamus said: I am prescribed marijuana in the state of Colorado. However, I am on probation. Probation is a federal program making it illegal for me to ingest marijuana in any way. Now that the government is currently dead, I should technically be allowed to smoke me a big fat fatty mc doobie.

What I don't understand is, how can probation stop you from ingesting something that is legally prescribed to you by a doctor? Have you talked to them about this?
It'd because marijuana is still federally illegal and probation is a federal program. Oh the irony. I can't help but wonder how many people had to quit ingesting marijuana and switched over to prescription sleeping pills, benzos & opiates due to probation...
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18922355 - 10/02/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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dude, you cant smoke but you will be fine eating edibles. shit doesnt show up in tests for shit.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#18922357 - 10/02/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Led Zeppelin said:
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Shroomopotamus said:
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King Klick said: I wouldn't count on it. How much longer do you got?
A little under a year remaining. Can't wait to dose up on DOC again 
they can test for DOC?
or do you mean your drug of choice haha
It is a psychedelic amphetamine. And all though the dosage is very low, I still ain't gonna risk it.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18922381 - 10/02/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was just thinking the same thing. I will never understand some (most) of the things our country does.

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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: RockyRaccoon]
#18922421 - 10/02/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its tradition
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] 1
#18922545 - 10/02/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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cookie monster is always fun. makes the dumbest shit look legit. example...
Pigs will eventually be able to grow wings and fly due to the overpowering amount of bacon grease that sits in their stomach. the grease acts as a toxin and causes deformities. studies show that pigs will be able to fly by 2134.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Not Responding]
#18922549 - 10/02/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18922843 - 10/02/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Probation isn't necessarily a federal program. If you were busted by the Feds and put on probation then you would be on federal probation. You said you don't have a felony so your on misdemeanor probation. I doubt the Feds came and busted you for a misdemeanor and I assume your on regular probation through your city or county. That's not a federal program.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Cb411]
#18922863 - 10/02/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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And the whole government didnt shut down. I don't know about probation but all federal prisons are still open and I can't see any conditional release programs just stopping. Although I'm on felony probation and that bitch Po of mine hasn't picked up the phone in 2 days never even thought about it being connected to the shutdown. If probation is closed I'm right there with you on getting extremely high haha.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Cb411]
#18922987 - 10/02/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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gets high govnt opens back up tom tested ???? jail
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18923004 - 10/02/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said: I am prescribed marijuana in the state of Colorado. However, I am on probation. Probation is a federal program making it illegal for me to ingest marijuana in any way. Now that the government is currently dead, I should technically be allowed to smoke me a big fat fatty mc doobie.

That makes perfect sense!
Nothing wrong could possibly happen.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Cb411]
#18923031 - 10/02/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cb411 said: Probation isn't necessarily a federal program. If you were busted by the Feds and put on probation then you would be on federal probation. You said you don't have a felony so your on misdemeanor probation. I doubt the Feds came and busted you for a misdemeanor and I assume your on regular probation through your city or county. That's not a federal program.
I'm on probation for a felony. If I don't fuck up, it will go off my record.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18924530 - 10/03/13 05:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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ooooh. whats the felony charge?
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18924540 - 10/03/13 05:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said: I am prescribed marijuana in the state of Colorado. However, I am on probation. Probation is a federal program making it illegal for me to ingest marijuana in any way. Now that the government is currently dead, I should technically be allowed to smoke me a big fat fatty mc doobie.

Uhhhh its legal in Colorado. Same as here in washington. Its your right to smoke why worry.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Enjoywho]
#18924561 - 10/03/13 05:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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its legal to drink alcohol too, but while on probation you must stay completely clean. luckily alcohol doesnt stay in your system all that long. oh, no porn either including strip clubs. you better pray to god your probe officer isnt looking to get is rocks touched at the same spot youre at.
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Not Responding]
#18924567 - 10/03/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yea I didn't comprehend the probation part til after I posted. My bad we cool? =D
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Enjoywho]
#18924569 - 10/03/13 05:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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heh. no worries
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#18924762 - 10/03/13 07:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Now that I live in Texas Ive GOT to come visit Colorado more often
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: imachavel]
#18924777 - 10/03/13 07:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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texas is the shit! all the woman are easy and if you love hispanic woman youre in for a treat!
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