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OfflineCb411
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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18922843 - 10/02/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Probation isn't necessarily a federal program.  If you were busted by the Feds and put on probation then you would be on federal probation.  You said you don't have a felony so your on misdemeanor probation.  I doubt the Feds came and busted you for a misdemeanor and I assume your on regular probation through your city or county. That's not a federal program.


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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Cb411]
    #18922863 - 10/02/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And the whole government didnt shut down.  I don't know about probation but all federal prisons are still open and I can't see any conditional release programs just stopping.  Although I'm on felony probation and that bitch Po of mine hasn't picked up the phone in 2 days never even thought about it being connected to the shutdown.  If probation is closed I'm right there with you on getting extremely high haha.


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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Cb411]
    #18922987 - 10/02/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

gets high
govnt opens back up tom
tested
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jail


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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18923004 - 10/02/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
I am prescribed marijuana in the state of Colorado.
However, I am on probation.
Probation is a federal program making it illegal for me to ingest marijuana in any way.
Now that the government is currently dead, I should technically be allowed to smoke me a big fat fatty mc doobie.

:willynilly:




That makes perfect sense!

Nothing wrong could possibly happen.


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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Cb411]
    #18923031 - 10/02/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Cb411 said:
Probation isn't necessarily a federal program.  If you were busted by the Feds and put on probation then you would be on federal probation.  You said you don't have a felony so your on misdemeanor probation.  I doubt the Feds came and busted you for a misdemeanor and I assume your on regular probation through your city or county. That's not a federal program.



I'm on probation for a felony. If I don't fuck up, it will go off my record.


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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18924530 - 10/03/13 05:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ooooh. whats the felony charge?


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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18924540 - 10/03/13 05:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
I am prescribed marijuana in the state of Colorado.
However, I am on probation.
Probation is a federal program making it illegal for me to ingest marijuana in any way.
Now that the government is currently dead, I should technically be allowed to smoke me a big fat fatty mc doobie.

:willynilly:





Uhhhh its legal in Colorado. Same as here in washington. Its your right to smoke why worry.


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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18924561 - 10/03/13 05:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

its legal to drink alcohol too, but while on probation you must stay completely clean. luckily alcohol doesnt stay in your system all that long. oh, no porn either including strip clubs. you better pray to god your probe officer isnt looking to get is rocks touched at the same spot youre at.


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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Not Responding]
    #18924567 - 10/03/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yea I didn't comprehend the probation part til after I posted. My bad we cool? =D


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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18924569 - 10/03/13 05:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

heh. no worries


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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18924762 - 10/03/13 07:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Now that I live in Texas Ive GOT to come visit Colorado more often


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Re: Probation in Colorado as the government is shut down [Re: imachavel]
    #18924777 - 10/03/13 07:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

texas is the shit! all the woman are easy and if you love hispanic woman youre in for a treat!


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