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Here's a funny thought i just had. The easiest possible way to make alot of money has got to be to become a knee surgeon. It's not like a human knee is that complicated. No where near as complicated as a car engine. I'm not that smart but it probably take some ten minutes to explain to me everything there is to know about a knee. And there's probably a maximum of like 20 little pieces in there IF THAT. And it costs like $7000. The word knee is starting to sound really ridiculous
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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Yeah I hear becoming an MD is real easy.
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psi said: Yeah I hear becoming an MD is real easy.
So easy a caveman could do it...
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psi said: Yeah I hear becoming an MD is real easy.
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Gilgamesh18 said:
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psi said: Yeah I hear becoming an MD is real easy.
So easy a caveman could do it...

going to med school for 8+ years shouldnt be a problem... youre in youre out and youre working on knees like nothing. it would be... wait for it... THE BEES KNEES!
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If my mechanic started doing work on knees...
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: ChinChiller] 2
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You do realize the knee also contains ligaments, tendons, cartilage, and veins to bypass, right?

I say the easiest way to get rich is to become a motivational speaker. All you need to do is tell a bunch of people that it's going to be alright because (x).
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The easiest way to become rich is to have rich parents. Duh.
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Confirmed.
How do I get rich parents, especially in an economy like this?
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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Or you could just sell heroin/crack...
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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My brother was placed in a cast three years ago. His doctor first suggested that he no longer take any more walks, to refrain from ever walking around and viewing the landscape, to completely forget that there had ever been anythign around and thus, no real need to leave the house. Though his nephew had advised him to actually take this walk, but which he was uncertain if he should consider his advise without thinking of the consequences directly related to its acknowledgement.
My brother also used to have a doctor come over to place his hand on his knee to ascertain whether he would be able to take future walks into the country, and he seemed to be pondering it over when my mum walked in and interrupted him with asking if he had her husband earlier that morning. They said that they hadn't seen him all morning and were wondering if they had any knowledge of why this was, since the doctor had been there for atleast 3 hours and may have caught a glimpse of him earlier, but no he hadn't seen him at all.
He later found out that the husband left 10 minutes before the doctor arrived, and that they had just missed each other. Though he was going to see the doctor next July because he had a tooth missing, he ate a corn on the cob and it stuck into the cob, and thus, he has a hole which looks rather disturbing.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: drkkenny]
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Buy a bunch of drugs, Get Tor, go on....... oh wait.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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Are you stupid? A knee SURGEON.. Not just some guy whos very knowledgeable of the human knee.
Yeah im sure you could just hand a mechanic a book on peoples knees and hel be slicing and dicing peoples knees putting plates in and whatever else they do.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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I hope you realize that in order to treat ailments of the knee, not only do you have to understand how the knee functions on its own, but also how it functions with everything around it. This is no small task.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: BoldAsLove]
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BoldAsLove said: I hope you realize that in order to treat ailments of the knee, not only do you have to understand how the knee functions on its own, but also how it functions with everything around it. This is no small task.
The bigger task is that you need to be an MD with a specialization in orthopaedic surgery. That is four years of undergrad, four years of medical school, and five years of residency. A total of 13 years at shit pay after which you likely come out ~$200 000 in the hole. Doesn't like like the "easiest way to get rich" to me.
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Op is just an idiot.
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Lol I was so thinking that when I saw the title of this thread
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Chowder963]
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its just a simple little machine, and its just a funny idea. obviously the pressure of operating on a person is intense and ya its not like i'm gonna go cutting up people without going to school for it but the mechanics of it are so simple it'd be like building a model airplane after doin it a couple times. the only thing that complicates things is that it affects a living persons life so theres more pressure to do it right but i'm sure I could understand exactly how knee surgery is done before I could learn how to build a car engine
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18929208 - 10/04/13 12:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wow, you are sooo stupid lol. Damn..
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Chowder963]
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I guess we'll never know who the stupid one is until one of us performs knee surgery.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Chowder963]
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think about it like this. one of the most common injuries to the knee would probably be tearing an ACL. that's one tendon that you gotta go in and fuck with. and i'm sure theres one way to do it and it takes a few minutes. all that's really happening is they cut your leg open, find the tendon (which is in the same place in everybody's knee) and do whatever it is they do to re attach it. whats so challenging about that? I almost want to actually go become a surgeon just to spite you
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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All of the innumerable variable involved with cutting a person open and mucking around in their body, for one. I assume you are trolling or immensely dense. Either way, I'd stay away from pursuing your dreams of the wealthy life.
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i'm not trolling and i'm not being super serious you've taken this way to far lol its just a funny little idea. all there really is to it is a couple cuts, snips stiches and a $7000 check
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18929342 - 10/04/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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if you really think it's so easy, do it.
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challenge accepted.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18929349 - 10/04/13 02:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Are you underage or just naturally this stupid? Or is it both?
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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imagine building a model of a boat inside of a glass bottle with a pair of tweezers. that would be really difficult cause there is a lot more pieces and weird angles but a knee doesn't have that much goin on. but there is a lot more at stake when operating on a person
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18929352 - 10/04/13 02:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i'm really going to hold you to this now. if you fail, expect absolutely no respect from Jesus. Good luck though. i'm rooting for you.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Chowder963]
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its cracking me up how mad your making me right now. look at this slide show it's 6 short slides long and is about replacing entire parts of the knee. the last slide even just says "knee replacement surgery is complete". it's like building a model airplane just as I suspected
http://www.webmd.com/pain-management/knee-pain/knee-replacement-surgery
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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How much crack do you smoke exactly?
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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Dude what drugs are you taking or have done..? You provide me with a "webmd" article saying with that article, you can easily perform surgery. So easy it will make putting toys together look easy.
Youre obviously not intelligent, im sure youve been told this many times though.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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stpedro75 said: http://www.webmd.com/pain-management/knee-pain/knee-replacement-surgery
in 3 slides it shows the entire surgery. who's on crack now?
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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stpedro75 said: http://www.webmd.com/pain-management/knee-pain/knee-replacement-surgery
in 3 slides it shows the entire surgery. who's on crack now?
You. Thinking that a webmd article showing a couple slides means knee surgery is easy.
On crack I say.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Chowder963]
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I straight up, believe with all of my heart, that if you asked someone who has done both surgery on a persons knee, and built a model boat in a glass bottle they will tell you the model boat was more difficult. they were probably a lot more nervous to do the surgery the first time but in the end they said "that wasn't so hard" and at the end of building the boat they were like "fuck that was hard"
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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You know absolutely nothing about human physiology, don't you?
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18929412 - 10/04/13 02:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Shroomism]
#18929413 - 10/04/13 02:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shoulder stupid.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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Alright OP, go ahead and operate on your own knee, since it's so easy.
Post pics of the results.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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and ya of course going to med school and the whole process of becoming a doctor that would be really hard but it when it came down to doing the surgery its a matter of a few moves that you do exactly the same way in everyones knee you ever operate on in the exact same way the people who are teaching you how to do it have been doing it for many many years. and no I know nothing about human physiology but it doesn't matter. I can't wait until one of you talks to a fucking knee surgeon and he proves me right. its so simple.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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suck on this look how un delicately they handle this persons knee.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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HEY LOOK OP. BRAIN SURGERY IS A BREEZE TOO. THERE'S MORE MONEY IN THAT
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Shroomism]
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Post pics of the results.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Chowder963]
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like building a god damn mother fucking model airplane. I no longer care about what any of you think, this isn't that difficult. lots of pressure to do it perfectly? ya. but cutting things, taking them out, and putting new things where they were isn't that hard its just scary cause its in an actual living human being
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Shroomism]
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this isn't even in the same ball park! a brain is like some kind of crazy organic computer theres so much about them people don't understand and so many more variables from human brain to human brain than in knees.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
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Dude, youre retarded. I had this whole thing explaining why, but youre so dumb that I erased it and I just decided to say this. Youre actually that dumb, most people I try to at least beat sense into when I see things like this. Congrats.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Chowder963]
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i stand by my opinion. but i'm going to bed its 3 am
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with that bonehead idea, i wouldn't trust you to fillet a dead fish, let alone operate on my knee.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18929904 - 10/04/13 06:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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stpedro75 said: i'm not trolling and i'm not being super serious you've taken this way to far lol its just a funny little idea. all there really is to it is a couple cuts, snips stiches and a $7000 check
Let's say that the surgery is a total breeze with nothing that could go wrong, and that there were no legal consequences to practicing medicine without a license as long as the victim patient was made aware that your only training was a 10 minute pep talk. Do you really think that your services would command the same prices as a real doctor's do today?
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: psi]
#18929932 - 10/04/13 07:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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psi said:
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stpedro75 said: i'm not trolling and i'm not being super serious you've taken this way to far lol its just a funny little idea. all there really is to it is a couple cuts, snips stiches and a $7000 check
Let's say that the surgery is a total breeze with nothing that could go wrong, and that there were no legal consequences to practicing medicine without a license as long as the victim patient was made aware that your only training was a 10 minute pep talk. Do you really think that your services would command the same prices as a real doctor's do today?
Not to mention that at LEAST half the cost goes to the hospital not the surgeon.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18929942 - 10/04/13 07:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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OP could cut out the middleman by doing it in his garage. Problem is, so could everyone else. With all that competition, there's probably going to be someone willing to do the job for pennies on the dollar.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75] 2
#18930066 - 10/04/13 08:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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stpedro75 said: think about it like this. one of the most common injuries to the knee would probably be tearing an ACL. that's one tendon that you gotta go in and fuck with. and i'm sure theres one way to do it and it takes a few minutes. all that's really happening is they cut your leg open, find the tendon (which is in the same place in everybody's knee) and do whatever it is they do to re attach it. whats so challenging about that? I almost want to actually go become a surgeon just to spite you
To replace an ACL they normally remove a piece of your patellar tendon, as well as a piece of your kneecap, then insert that into the bone where your ACL attached. It is not nearly as simple as you would like to believe. And, I don't know where you got the idea that the knee is a simple joint. It is actually very complex and with all of our modern medicine we still don't know how to treat (or what causes) a lot of knee injuries.The idea that becoming a knee surgeon is somehow an easy thing to do, and performing knee surgery is simple, is absolutely preposterous.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_cruciate_ligament_reconstruction
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: BoldAsLove] 1
#18930136 - 10/04/13 08:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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How to get rich fast:
Marry a multimillionaire 95 year old women with no family, convince her to leave you her fortune.
***Warning: you may or may not have to have sex***
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Patlal]
#18930140 - 10/04/13 08:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The good news is that the stress of some good humping would probably send the old geezer into cardiac arrest. You're basically getting laid and rich.
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Doctors get paid what they are paid because of the intense schooling and skill it takes to become a doctor. Knee surgery described as a few snips and your done? you are ingnant
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Patlal]
#18930406 - 10/04/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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patlal, that's actually an excellent idea
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: psi]
#18930705 - 10/04/13 11:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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no. heres what I think. give me a dead guy and a ten minute prep talk and I think at the end they would say ya you did it pretty much right
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: BoldAsLove]
#18930716 - 10/04/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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stpedro75 said: think about it like this. one of the most common injuries to the knee would probably be tearing an ACL. that's one tendon that you gotta go in and fuck with. and i'm sure theres one way to do it and it takes a few minutes. all that's really happening is they cut your leg open, find the tendon (which is in the same place in everybody's knee) and do whatever it is they do to re attach it. whats so challenging about that? I almost want to actually go become a surgeon just to spite you
To replace an ACL they normally remove a piece of your patellar tendon, as well as a piece of your kneecap, then insert that into the bone where your ACL attached. It is not nearly as simple as you would like to believe. And, I don't know where you got the idea that the knee is a simple joint. It is actually very complex and with all of our modern medicine we still don't know how to treat (or what causes) a lot of knee injuries.The idea that becoming a knee surgeon is somehow an easy thing to do, and performing knee surgery is simple, is absolutely preposterous.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_cruciate_ligament_reconstruction
my brother had a dead persons ACL put in to speed up the process
fucking weird and gross lol
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Konyap]
#18930759 - 10/04/13 11:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fine. you people win. I promise not to go try and do surgery on someone without schooling. there are you happy now?
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18930769 - 10/04/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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stpedro75 said: no. heres what I think. give me a dead guy and a ten minute prep talk and I think at the end they would say ya you did it pretty much right
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18930792 - 10/04/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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stpedro75 said: fine. you people win. I promise not to go try and do surgery on someone without schooling. there are you happy now?
Good enough for me.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75] 2
#18930825 - 10/04/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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stpedro75 said: no. heres what I think. give me a dead guy and a ten minute prep talk and I think at the end they would say ya you did it pretty much right
Obvious troll, 2/10
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Constantine] 2
#18930937 - 10/04/13 12:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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stpedro75 said: no. heres what I think. give me a dead guy and a ten minute prep talk and I think at the end they would say ya you did it pretty much right
Obvious troll, 2/10
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: trekie] 2
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Constantine] 1
#18930970 - 10/04/13 12:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: trekie] 1
#18930986 - 10/04/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: psi] 1
#18931003 - 10/04/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: trekie]
#18931028 - 10/04/13 12:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: psi]
#18931052 - 10/04/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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