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stpedro75
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Easiest way to get rich 5
#18920210 - 10/02/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Here's a funny thought i just had. The easiest possible way to make alot of money has got to be to become a knee surgeon. It's not like a human knee is that complicated. No where near as complicated as a car engine. I'm not that smart but it probably take some ten minutes to explain to me everything there is to know about a knee. And there's probably a maximum of like 20 little pieces in there IF THAT. And it costs like $7000. The word knee is starting to sound really ridiculous
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Gilgamesh18
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18920216 - 10/02/13 10:02 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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psi
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75] 9
#18920219 - 10/02/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I hear becoming an MD is real easy.
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Gilgamesh18
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: psi] 1
#18920228 - 10/02/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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psi said: Yeah I hear becoming an MD is real easy.
So easy a caveman could do it...
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: Gilgamesh18] 2
#18920251 - 10/02/13 10:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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psi said: Yeah I hear becoming an MD is real easy.
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Gilgamesh18 said:
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psi said: Yeah I hear becoming an MD is real easy.
So easy a caveman could do it...

going to med school for 8+ years shouldnt be a problem... youre in youre out and youre working on knees like nothing. it would be... wait for it... THE BEES KNEES!
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Mr. Anderson
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Depends on your terms of rich. Start appreciating what you have and not what you want and suddenly you become the richest person in the world
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ChinChiller



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If my mechanic started doing work on knees...
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Konichiwaffle
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: ChinChiller] 2
#18920417 - 10/02/13 10:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You do realize the knee also contains ligaments, tendons, cartilage, and veins to bypass, right?

I say the easiest way to get rich is to become a motivational speaker. All you need to do is tell a bunch of people that it's going to be alright because (x).
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Doctor Sponge
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huffinglue
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The easiest way to become rich is to have rich parents. Duh.
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Konichiwaffle
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: huffinglue] 5
#18920561 - 10/02/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Confirmed.
How do I get rich parents, especially in an economy like this?
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TrentBoyett
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18920587 - 10/02/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Or you could just sell heroin/crack...
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drkkenny
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18920873 - 10/02/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My brother was placed in a cast three years ago. His doctor first suggested that he no longer take any more walks, to refrain from ever walking around and viewing the landscape, to completely forget that there had ever been anythign around and thus, no real need to leave the house. Though his nephew had advised him to actually take this walk, but which he was uncertain if he should consider his advise without thinking of the consequences directly related to its acknowledgement.
My brother also used to have a doctor come over to place his hand on his knee to ascertain whether he would be able to take future walks into the country, and he seemed to be pondering it over when my mum walked in and interrupted him with asking if he had her husband earlier that morning. They said that they hadn't seen him all morning and were wondering if they had any knowledge of why this was, since the doctor had been there for atleast 3 hours and may have caught a glimpse of him earlier, but no he hadn't seen him at all.
He later found out that the husband left 10 minutes before the doctor arrived, and that they had just missed each other. Though he was going to see the doctor next July because he had a tooth missing, he ate a corn on the cob and it stuck into the cob, and thus, he has a hole which looks rather disturbing.
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EdibleStereos
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: drkkenny]
#18921118 - 10/02/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Buy a bunch of drugs, Get Tor, go on....... oh wait.
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Konichiwaffle
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1. Learn how to chemistry 2. Make own drugs 3. $$$$$$$$profit$$$$$$$
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Chowder963
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18923687 - 10/02/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Are you stupid? A knee SURGEON.. Not just some guy whos very knowledgeable of the human knee.
Yeah im sure you could just hand a mechanic a book on peoples knees and hel be slicing and dicing peoples knees putting plates in and whatever else they do.
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BoldAsLove
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: stpedro75]
#18923989 - 10/02/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I hope you realize that in order to treat ailments of the knee, not only do you have to understand how the knee functions on its own, but also how it functions with everything around it. This is no small task.
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pwnasaurus
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: BoldAsLove]
#18924052 - 10/03/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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BoldAsLove said: I hope you realize that in order to treat ailments of the knee, not only do you have to understand how the knee functions on its own, but also how it functions with everything around it. This is no small task.
The bigger task is that you need to be an MD with a specialization in orthopaedic surgery. That is four years of undergrad, four years of medical school, and five years of residency. A total of 13 years at shit pay after which you likely come out ~$200 000 in the hole. Doesn't like like the "easiest way to get rich" to me.
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Chowder963
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Re: Easiest way to get rich [Re: pwnasaurus] 2
#18924057 - 10/03/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Op is just an idiot.
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volcomstoner
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EdibleStereos said: Buy a bunch of drugs, Get Tor, go on....... oh wait.
Lol I was so thinking that when I saw the title of this thread
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