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SoreSpore
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Could my dog be into bestiality?
#18918632 - 10/01/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm naked all the time in my own home, so having a puppy around isn't going to change that. My 3rd day having him he bit my dick after I got out of the shower. He just crept up and BAM! Snapping for the dizzlnick. Well, 2 days ago, he started licking my dick when were laying in bed. I shower, I'm clean, it doesn't smell, just so that is covered. I'm very clean. This morning, I woke up to him licking my cock again! This time, in spite of practicing positive training, I slapped him on the nose and told him "NO!" affirmatively. It is out of control at this point. Is my dog hot for humans?
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: SoreSpore]
#18918636 - 10/01/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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check his nipples
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: Sheekle]
#18918646 - 10/01/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: SoreSpore] 6
#18918654 - 10/01/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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put some clothes on, you're being disgusting
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: SoreSpore] 1
#18918655 - 10/01/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you ever need anyone to dog sit... I'm just sayin
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something super extreme
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: SoreSpore] 4
#18918656 - 10/01/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Look on the bright side; now you've got something to lick your dick pretty much whenever.
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Sheekle
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Quote:
claraclairvoyant said: put some clothes on, you're being disgusting
one time I let my old cat lick my dick when I was a young lad it hurt so bad cuz their tongues are like sandpaper
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: SoreSpore]
#18918664 - 10/01/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: geazerpleaser]
#18918676 - 10/01/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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yeah. We need the pics in video form though.
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: Big_Dave]
#18918685 - 10/01/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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one time in 10th grade my friend turned around when none of the others were looking and kissed my cheek I preteneded not to like it but I did p.s hes a guy
it doesn't mean anything tho
p.s so wat who cares big deal
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Edited by Sheekle (10/01/13 10:30 PM)
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: Big_Dave]
#18918694 - 10/01/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Big_Dave said: yeah. We need the pics in video form though.
and Uncensored for scientific purposes o.o
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: Sheekle]
#18918708 - 10/01/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dood, you could have caught Aids from that you know.
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: Sheekle]
#18918721 - 10/01/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said:
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claraclairvoyant said: put some clothes on, you're being disgusting
one time I let my old cat lick my dick when I was a young lad it hurt so bad cuz their tongues are like sandpaper
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: geazerpleaser] 1
#18918722 - 10/01/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe wear boxers instead of trying to act like your not trying to get blown by your dog.
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SoreSpore
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Quote:
claraclairvoyant said: put some clothes on, you're being disgusting
He can be naked, but I can't? Who pays for the little sexual confused bastard to live? Finally, I was living naked before he was born.
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: SoreSpore] 1
#18918731 - 10/01/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The least you could do is return the favor
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: nicechrisman]
#18918733 - 10/01/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The dog can lick his own goddamn dick. Then again, maybe SoreSpore can too, for all we know.
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: Sheekle]
#18918743 - 10/01/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: one time in 10th grade my friend turned around when none of the others were looking and kissed my cheek I preteneded not to like it but I did p.s hes a guy
it doesn't mean anything tho
p.s so wat who cares big deal
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SoreSpore
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nicechrisman said: The least you could do is return the favor
I'm trying to make him feel comfortable.
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sVs said: The dog can lick his own goddamn dick.
Asshole, too. It leads me to believe this is the root cause of the issue
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: SoreSpore]
#18918797 - 10/01/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My cat likes enclosed spaces so when I'm lying down she'll come in my room and sit between my legs. She'll then start nestling and making herself at home. Sometimes she starts cleaning because she's a bit o.c.d. and she'll rest her arm on my dick and then lick it for what seems like forever.
I do not mind one bit.
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: Konyap] 3
#18918804 - 10/01/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Illyabo said: My cat...she'll rest her arm on my dick and then lick it for what seems like forever.
I do not mind one bit.
that is weird
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: SoreSpore]
#18918817 - 10/01/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
SoreSpore said:
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Illyabo said: My cat...she'll rest her arm on my dick and then lick it for what seems like forever.
I do not mind one bit.
that is weird
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: Sheekle] 3
#18918867 - 10/01/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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one time I let my old cat lick my dick when I was a young lad............ in 10th grade my friend turned around when none of the others were looking and kissed my cheek I preteneded not to like, it but I did p.s hes a guy
fuckin sheekle!!!!! closet / into animal sex
Edited by P-O (10/01/13 10:59 PM)
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: P-O]
#18918892 - 10/01/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i laughed this whole thread.
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: evileye001]
#18919013 - 10/01/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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same the title too what kind of puppy is it Op
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German Shorthair Pointer
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: SoreSpore]
#18919198 - 10/02/13 12:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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SoreSpore said: German Shorthair Pointer
I have two of those haha. Both of them are boys and i swear the older one is gay (hes neutered), he is always trying to hump the younger one and lick his dick. It makes everyone uncomfortable.
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: nicechrisman]
#18919209 - 10/02/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: The least you could do is return the favor
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: SoreSpore]
#18919246 - 10/02/13 12:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Y'all some weird ass mofuckas
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: gzuf]
#18919465 - 10/02/13 02:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is it gay if it's a male dog?
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: rulesq]
#18920430 - 10/02/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I had two male cats that were gay along time ago one of them would hump the other ones back like crazy
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I had a female dog that would mount/hump my male cat.
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: SoreSpore]
#18921629 - 10/02/13 02:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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This thread is full of win.
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: JohnnieYen]
#18921634 - 10/02/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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((is it a 8ad thing if this thread turned me on?))
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: SoreSpore]
#18921729 - 10/02/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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SoreSpore said: hot for humans?
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Re: Could my dog be into bestiality? [Re: Set]
#18921976 - 10/02/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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