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Offlineevileye001
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saw i girl i used to fap to today.
    #18918599 - 10/01/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

so back when i was in school there was this girl that i knew. and you know how there is that one person who just seems to have the perfect combination of all the off weird little twerks that your fantasy girls have? not just because there hot but the little off things that no one else wold find particularly "sexy" but just makes you want to
:rocketcrotch:

yea well she was the perfect combo of all my fetishes and i used to fap to her all through middle and high school all the time.

i actually dated her for a few weeks but her personality repulsed me. not that she was a bad person or a bitch but just that kind of person that just rubs you wrong.

well anyways i saw her today at work. (i work in retal.) and...
:cannotunsee:

she was with her bf im assuming and and holy shit what a change! she looks nothing like that girl i LOVED to fap to anymore. she got fat, changed the way she looks and basically was a :shitstorm:

i will never get that image out of my head now. i wish i wouldent have saw her so i could keep faping to that perfect girl i new in high school.

well that sucks... :bitch:

just thought id share this tearable event.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001] * 5
    #18918605 - 10/01/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

that's really weird no offense


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: Sheekle]
    #18918611 - 10/01/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
that's really weird no offense




none taken. i know it is.

whats a pub for right?


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001] * 1
    #18918652 - 10/01/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hillary duff?


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001]
    #18918667 - 10/01/13 10:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Did you tell her that you used to fap to her but now find her repugnant?

Because that would be really funny to say in front of her new BF.

I used to know this girl who was chunky and kinda dumpy. Hadn't seen her in years and saw her at a friend's wedding and didn't hardly recognize her. She looked DAMN good. I guess this concept can go the other direction too.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: Konyap]
    #18918675 - 10/01/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Illyabo said:
Hillary duff?




lol no.

in that case it would be lindsay lohan. same scenario.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18918688 - 10/01/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
Did you tell her that you used to fap to her but now find her repugnant?

Because that would be really funny to say in front of her new BF.

I used to know this girl who was chunky and kinda dumpy. Hadn't seen her in years and saw her at a friend's wedding and didn't hardly recognize her. She looked DAMN good. I guess this concept can go the other direction too.




i call this the ugly duckling syndrome. they make the BEST girls. there hot as fuck but have a ugly girl personality. my gf has the ugly duckling syndrome. she is very pretty now but looking at pics b4 we dated when she was younger...

im glad she blossomed into what she is now. what a lucky catch.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001]
    #18918716 - 10/01/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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evileye001 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
that's really weird no offense




none taken. i know it is.

whats a pub for right?




I don't think it's that weird.  A few years ago I saw a girl who I was totally in love with in high school and man was she fucking gross.  I was secretly so mad she went camping with and banged one of my friends in 11th grade (i quickly figured out how lame that was of me, hey u go Brian), but really I'm just relieved I didn't accidentally fill her with crotch spawn and wind up tied to her for life.  My buddy smashed it bareback in the tent but luckily didn't become a daddy.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001]
    #18918740 - 10/01/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

wouldn't her "off weird little twerks" kinda make up a part of her personality?
but somehow you find those to be perfect yet her personality to be repulsive?


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001]
    #18918754 - 10/01/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
Quote:

Illyabo said:
Hillary duff?




lol no.

in that case it would be lindsay lohan. same scenario.






Jesus christ, what happened to her? She used to be so attractive, now she looks like something I'd use to pick food out of my teeth.



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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: ganjfather]
    #18918755 - 10/01/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Gurl needs to get on the weed


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: Oldgregg]
    #18918767 - 10/01/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

mmkay...and? maybe she had an injury or the weight  was a side effect of BC, steroids, blah blah blah, maybe her metabolism slowed down but her eating didn't and she didn't catch onto it who cares, it's not like there's any shortage of girls to fap to. Don't be an asshole, ya dick, go get new fap material.

p.s. maybe her boyfriend is a feeder, either way who gives a fuck, she's a person not your personal masturbation consultant, buddy or....something like that idk. i'm tired as fuck, i need to go to bed.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001] * 2
    #18918778 - 10/01/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
just thought id share this tearable event.




Did you rub one out, for old time's sake?


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: Dawks]
    #18918799 - 10/01/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Oldgregg said:
wouldn't her "off weird little twerks" kinda make up a part of her personality?
but somehow you find those to be perfect yet her personality to be repulsive?




her off weird little twerks i was mentioning were all physical things.

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Dawks said:
Quote:

evileye001 said:
just thought id share this tearable event.




Did you rub one out, for old time's sake?




unfortunately no. i couldent get that image out of my head. thats why its such a catastrophe


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001]
    #18918826 - 10/01/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Just enjoy the memories OP :lol:

:chalkup:


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: Spacerific]
    #18918894 - 10/01/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It's the boyfriend's fault.  He must've recently proposed, causing her to explode.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: NWlight]
    #18918908 - 10/01/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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It's the boyfriend's fault.  He must've recently proposed, causing her to explode.




looked her up on fb.

there married so yea your right.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001]
    #18918912 - 10/01/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:baaaam:
fucking nailed it


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001]
    #18918922 - 10/01/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe it's cuz I have never been and am in no way ready to be married and stuff..but I just don't get why people don't want to keep taking care of themselves? Like..well yeah, you have a spouse, but for you own wellbeing and general self esteem, wouldn't you want to at least do it for yourself? And I just assume that relationships actually get harder(but ultimately more rewarding) when you're married, so you actually have to like...work on it and shit.











lol who am kidding.





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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: pirate-blues]
    #18918936 - 10/01/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I tend to get a little heavier when I have a steady girlfriend.


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