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Offlineevileye001
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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18918945 - 10/01/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
I tend to get a little heavier when I have a steady girlfriend.




THATS THE PROBLEM

been with my gf five years. can still pick her up and throw her around like a ragdoll (kinky sex) just like when i met her.

no were not married. maybe we should keep it that way,


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18918954 - 10/01/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe I've just never been in a really fulfilling stable relationship :shrug:.  Normally I just feel a little more motivated to do crunches if someone other than me is touching my stomach and little shit like that lol, I mean I don't really try to hook up with people outside of relationships so maybe if I was on the prowl all the time it would be the opposite.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: pirate-blues]
    #18918956 - 10/01/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Awwwwwwwe, how cute.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001]
    #18918964 - 10/01/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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evileye001 said:
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Dawks said:
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evileye001 said:
just thought id share this tearable event.




Did you rub one out, for old time's sake?




unfortunately no. i couldent get that image out of my head. thats why its such a catastrophe




Just get really hammered first, so that the "drunk goggles" effect applies in retrospect.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: NWlight]
    #18918967 - 10/01/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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NWlight said:
:baaaam:
fucking nailed it




:ahahaha:

Seen the same thing happen to girls from my hs. Also some of the biggest user/bad kids turned out to be über Christians so...life doing the flip floppity dance when they become adult sheep


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18918968 - 10/01/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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SoreSpore said:
Awwwwwwwe, how cute.




I don't follow..Because I want to feel attractive/not insecure when I'm actually getting laid??


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: psi]
    #18918975 - 10/01/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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psi said:
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evileye001 said:
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Dawks said:
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evileye001 said:
just thought id share this tearable event.




Did you rub one out, for old time's sake?




unfortunately no. i couldent get that image out of my head. thats why its such a catastrophe




Just get really hammered first, so that the "drunk goggles" effect applies in retrospect.




:rofl2:


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001]
    #18931419 - 10/04/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: plektheplek]
    #18931620 - 10/04/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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wtf, grey's genetic manipulation for sure

:ancientaliens:


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001]
    #18931669 - 10/04/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you saw a girl you use to jerk off?

fap means to jerk off, right? i like the word finger bang to be honest.

"i saw a girl i use to finger bang back in the day."


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: Not Responding]
    #18931676 - 10/04/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

finger bang means to finger a girl


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: Not Responding]
    #18931697 - 10/04/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Not Responding said:
you saw a girl you use to jerk off?

fap means to jerk off, right? i like the word finger bang to be honest.

"i saw a girl i use to finger bang back in the day."




Somebody is a little :derp:


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: evileye001]
    #18931709 - 10/04/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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evileye001 said:
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Illyabo said:
Hillary duff?




lol no.

in that case it would be lindsay lohan. same scenario.





holy shit is that what lindsey really looks like now?!?! How fucking disgusting she used to be really hot.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18931763 - 10/04/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

dat thread title :lol:


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: g00ru]
    #18931779 - 10/04/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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evileye001 said:
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NWlight said:
It's the boyfriend's fault.  He must've recently proposed, causing her to explode.




looked her up on fb.

there married so yea your right.



Every girl from highschool that was good looking usually got too steady with a guy, got married, or had a kid and BLEW the fuck up.


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18931815 - 10/04/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

except for the ones that are still good looking :tongue:


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: g00ru]
    #18932525 - 10/04/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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g00ru said:
except for the ones that are still good looking :tongue:



You mean the ones that arent married?


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: NWlight]
    #18934157 - 10/05/13 12:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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NWlight said:
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g00ru said:
except for the ones that are still good looking :tongue:



You mean the ones that arent married?




:rofl:


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Re: saw i girl i used to fap to today. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18934170 - 10/05/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i cant beleave sVs hasten jumped on this one yet. this is right up his territory of "shit to fuck up"


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