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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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A question for Christians
    #18918443 - 10/01/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not very well educated on Christianity, but I know the basics.
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So, if we all come from Adam and Eve, and then later the descendants of Noah of the ark,
Where do black people come from?

Let's keep it lighthearted, I was gonna post in S&M but I don't wanna go too deep.
Just stoned curiosity
What say ye?!


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18918453 - 10/01/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I can't think of anything to say to this that wouldn't earn me a ban from our resident PC-policeman, so I'll settle for "who gives a fuck".


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18918454 - 10/01/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Momma says when god made cookies one day he left some in the oven too long and that's how they got their burnt complexion.


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: Konyap]
    #18918456 - 10/01/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:ancientaliens:


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: Konyap]
    #18918473 - 10/01/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Illyabo said:
Momma says when god made cookies one day he left some in the oven too long and that's how they got their burnt complexion.





I'll take it :thumbup:

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Re: A question for Christians [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18918498 - 10/01/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

adam and eve were black. we were all black back in the days.


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: zZZz]
    #18918502 - 10/01/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You expect anyone to believe that? Jesus, God, Adam, and Eve were all white as freshly-fallen snow.
Haven't you seen all of the pictures?


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18918504 - 10/01/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

they are the cursed descendents of Canaan


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: something super extreme]
    #18918509 - 10/01/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

its all a lie. to stroke the egos.


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: something super extreme]
    #18918510 - 10/01/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
You expect anyone to believe that? Jesus, God, Adam, and Eve were all white as freshly-fallen snow.
Haven't you seen all of the pictures?




Maybe they were faked. :strokebeard:


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: psi]
    #18918513 - 10/01/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Oh, you. God made someone make those pictures, and God can't lie because Jesus.
Duh.


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18918514 - 10/01/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Several therories here

First I belive that christans belive the black people came from one of Noah's sons named Ham. Apparently he was of dark skin I don't know how they know that.
The mormons on the other hand belive that in the sotry of can and able that when cain killed able God put a curse on cain and that curs ows the black features
now scentist belive all mankind started out as black people comming out of africa and people evolved in to there colors depending where they migrated to on the Globe
The Urantia foundation believes that all the races were dropped off on there designated contened the black having Africa.
Ok so there you have it pick one


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: zZZz]
    #18918518 - 10/01/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
adam and eve were black. we were all black back in the days.



Then how'd some of us go white?


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18918534 - 10/01/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

how was a reptile able to go from water to land?

evolution baby.


we split up and over the millions of years we adapted to the lands and then one day we came together and here we are now. duh.


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: Eddeee]
    #18918561 - 10/01/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It is believed that humans evolved around northern Africa and religious people believe the garden of eve was located in the middle east, so basically however you look at it black/dark tan/tan people where the first people to be living due to the high amounts of sunlight those places receive which causes Melanin.


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18918568 - 10/01/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
adam and eve were black. we were all black back in the days.




This knowledge would ruin the sanctity of a white, christian, male dominated world

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
adam and eve were black. we were all black back in the days.



Then how'd some of us go white?




Necessity for beings not living near the equator to obtain more vitamin D caused a selection for lighter skin pigments. In the equator they have excessive sunlight and so protection against UV is more important


Edited by JacksonMetaller (10/01/13 09:59 PM)


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18918573 - 10/01/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
Quote:

zZZz said:
adam and eve were black. we were all black back in the days.



Then how'd some of us go white?




As people started to migrate thru diffrent parts of the world there Melanin levels started to drop slowly thought there generations since they weren't exposed to as much sun light,


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #18918587 - 10/01/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Children of Satan


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18918601 - 10/01/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The supreme evil is black? That's racist as hell, dawg.


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Re: A question for Christians [Re: something super extreme]
    #18918609 - 10/01/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:blewmeanie:


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