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luvdemshrooms
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So you didn't like my idea.
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



Registered: 07/23/12
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Well I honestly wouldn't put a sign on my head,
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Gumby
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Shroomslip]
#18916976 - 10/01/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I get angry at the really stupid people, but over all I'm pretty patient/calm. If you make me literally have to slam on my breaks to avoid hitting you, I'm going to get pissed. If you sit at a green light for 20+ seconds because you're on your cell phone, I'm going to get pissed. Actually if you do pretty much anything wrong and I see you're busy looking at your phone, you get called a "fucking dumbass". People messing with their phones while driving is one of my pet peeves.
If someone sits at a green light for more than 3-4 seconds I honk, it's the Jersey way. I had some stupid motherfucker almost sideswipe me the other night because he was texting while driving 70mph. I fucking laid on the horn for a long time and gave him the finger. Fucking douchebag. Hopefully the only person he kills doing that is himself.
I'd like to take this opportunity to say:
IF YOU TEXT WHILE DRIVING YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON.
Save texting for the red lights, jerkoff.
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shivas.wisdom
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Registered: 02/19/09
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: rulesq]
#18916979 - 10/01/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'm too zen for road rage--i find smashing a brake light generally helps me to keep my calm
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luvdemshrooms
Two inch dick..but it spins!?


Registered: 11/29/01
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VivaLaMushie said: Well I honestly wouldn't put a sign on my head,
Based on many of your posts I don't believe you.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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fapjack
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Registered: 07/26/07
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Gumby]
#18916987 - 10/01/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gumby said: Yeah, I'm an angry driver. Then again pretty much everyone in New Jersey is.
Yeah, driving in NJ is very stressful. Lots of traffic, lots of inconsiderate assholes, lots of fucking idiots, lots of red lights, lots of bullshit. It actually pisses me off thinking about driving in NJ.
I've gotten out of my car and started to yell at people, almost gotten into fights, thrown bottles full of water at people and its pretty common to see other people do it too. I think NYC is more fucked up, but no one in NYC seems to own a car so its just cabs being assholes to people that drive into the city (mostly people from NJ.)
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



Registered: 07/23/12
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Loc: Switzerland
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Gumby]
#18916990 - 10/01/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was told by a cop one time that you should only use the horn when its an emergency.
Seriously.
So when he took me to jail that night, he hobked the horn at the cop gate for them to open it and I said "you know you should only use your horn in case of an emergency " in the most annoying, high pitched voice ever. He wasn't impressed but I felt like I won...except I went to jail so I pretty much lost.
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Gumby
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: fapjack]
#18916998 - 10/01/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Driving in Manhattan is fuckery at it's finest. Brooklyn ain't so bad though. Just trying to get back to the tunnels feels like a suicide mission.
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1ve5w4hu


Registered: 03/11/12
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I don't get angry; I try to get revenge, but it ultimately just escalates the situation. If somebody is pissed about me driving 5 under the speed limit and laid on their horn or tailgated me, I do the opposite of what they want and drive even slower. I'd like to provoke road rage idiot into a situation where I can legally give them a hefty dose of pepper spray or taser, but it's just too risky. Road rage is a situation where it's just the two of us; my word Vs theirs. I'll say they started it, and they'll say I did. We'd probably both end up in jail.
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



Registered: 07/23/12
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: 1ve5w4hu]
#18917010 - 10/01/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Get a dash cam.
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luvdemshrooms
Two inch dick..but it spins!?


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VivaLaMushie said: I was told by a cop one time that you should only use the horn when its an emergency.
Seriously.
So when he took me to jail that night, he hobked the horn at the cop gate for them to open it and I said "you know you should only use your horn in case of an emergency " in the most annoying, high pitched voice ever. He wasn't impressed but I felt like I won...except I went to jail so I pretty much lost.
Perhaps he thought putting you in jail WAS an emergency.
Clever fellow.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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Nah. I had an unpaid traffic ticket, didn't know that when he ran my license.
So I spent 19 hours in jail over $120
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Set
candy colored clown


Registered: 10/03/08
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VivaLaMushie said: I felt like I won...except I went to jail so I pretty much lost.

Those strip searches have always seemed to have the effect of stripping any insolent glory I previously had.
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shivas.wisdom
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Registered: 02/19/09
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VivaLaMushie said: Get a dash cam.
where are we, soviet russia?
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



Registered: 07/23/12
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Why wouldn't anyone want a dash cam? It could prove your innocence if need be and who knows you might catch some crazy accident and your video will provide the police with accurate information.
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Gumby
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VivaLaMushie said: Nah. I had an unpaid traffic ticket, didn't know that when he ran my license.
So I spent 19 hours in jail over $120
Wut? They arrest you for that? In my state they just suspend your license and send you a letter. Then a whole bunch of stupid horseshit and money at the DMV.
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Gumby]
#18917048 - 10/01/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I was charged with contempt of court. I had to have my bf come pay the ticket the following morning before they released me.
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TOAST N' JAM


Registered: 09/05/99
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shivas.wisdom said:
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VivaLaMushie said: Get a dash cam.
where are we, soviet russia?
That reminds me of a hilarious compilation of russian dash cam footage I saw on youtube once. There are some crazy fuckers on the roads there.
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shivas.wisdom
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VivaLaMushie said: Why wouldn't anyone want a dash cam? It could prove your innocence if need be and who knows you might catch some crazy accident and your video will provide the police with accurate information.
or upload it to youtube
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pirate-blues


Registered: 10/15/12
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nah not at all, I try to be pretty courteous to other drivers and try to not tailgate too horribly because I can't stand it myself. A few times people have been real dbags and I've flipped someone off maybe once or twice when I was 17 and all sassy.
I also use the left lane strictly as a passing lane than get back over, so it's a pretty smooth flow most of the time. However, when I'm in a rush I've been known to be quite a faster and more aggressive and have no issue riding on someone's ass to make them get out of my way and move into the slow lane. I also am pretty used to wriggling into traffic in crowded cities and definitely tend to drive a little bit more rudely in heavy city traffic(just because it's almost necessary at times).
Also I can part crowds of pedestrians in intersections like the red sea with my car when making a turn at a light without being too much of a jackass...idk, sometimes I find myself doing that outside of big cities and people reeeeallly don't dig that lol.
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