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Sheekle
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r u an angry driver
#18916800 - 10/01/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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so that other thread about the word cunt had a few people mentioning they say it when they're driving, which got me wondering how many of u shroomery people get road ragers 8======?
I personally like never really get mad behind the wheel, sometimes i'll mutter some shit to myself if i'm a little irritated but it's always pretty light-hearted. I can only think of one occasion in my life where some lady was trying to go without the right of way and then decided to call me an asshole because I went instead, and I was like "yeah fuck you" semi-loud
come to think of it I hardly really get mad or angry in general though so 
so do u guys pop street boners where ur veins explode in ur head and stuff
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drkkenny
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Sheekle]
#18916844 - 10/01/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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When I drive I require complete concentration, I require that my eyes must seek to locate themselves to the road I'm driving on. I must allow my eyes to place all their focus into the material object presenting itself to me,I must acknowledge that by allowing this focus to implement itself I am sacrificing all my energy. I am freely giving up all control of my urge to resist to this force replacing me, I am one with the force that allows the car to drive for me. I can drive without actually being the driver, I can drive without so much as putting my foot on the petal. I know this is hard to believe but my brother also adopted this gift from me and it allowed him to drive much ebtter than other people, because he had such precision he was able to drive to place much faster than others. He was so much faster than the majority of other people that I would nearly cry, I would in some way be jealous of his driving skills, constantly trying to discover how he used my method but is now better than me. Now I am not one to allow my emotions to get in the way of how I drive, I cannot accept that my emotions will overtake me and make me do somethign I regret, I cannot allow this to happen, I will not allow it to happen. I will ask someone to please try adn help me frm this thing not happening, and sometimes they will request taht I forget that it happened and then after I will forget it all that happened.
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Gumby
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18916848 - 10/01/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I'm an angry driver. Then again pretty much everyone in New Jersey is.
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Dark_Star
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Sheekle]
#18916864 - 10/01/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm a huge asshole behind the wheel.
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Set
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Sheekle] 2
#18916867 - 10/01/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm from Maine, but now live in the Southeast.
Up north we have a code of the left lane being the "passing lane".
People don't obey that rule down here. Every time I'm on the highway and some stupid fucking cunt is driving slow as fuck in the left lane it feels like my head is going to fucking explode.
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Tripsurfer
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Gumby]
#18916868 - 10/01/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Depends on the vehicle.
Slow vans make me mellow. Fast cars make me wanna go fast and hate everybody who is slower than me
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Dark_Star]
#18916875 - 10/01/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I get very angry when others drive like reckless assholes, which is basically all the time.
Sometimes I think if I had a gun, id be in jail for shooting someone in a road rage scenario.
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Shroomslip
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Sheekle]
#18916880 - 10/01/13 03:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I get angry at the really stupid people, but over all I'm pretty patient/calm. If you make me literally have to slam on my breaks to avoid hitting you, I'm going to get pissed. If you sit at a green light for 20+ seconds because you're on your cell phone, I'm going to get pissed. Actually if you do pretty much anything wrong and I see you're busy looking at your phone, you get called a "fucking dumbass". People messing with their phones while driving is one of my pet peeves.
Other than that, no.
Although I can be an asshole.. The other day there were these two people on their bikes riding on one of the busiest streets in this city, during one of the busiest times and holding up traffic for a long ways (instead of just crossing the street and riding on the sidewalk like everyone else) I honked as I passed them up and scared the shit out of one of them.. I laughed for quite a while about it.
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psi
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Sheekle]
#18916883 - 10/01/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I'll comment on dumb things people do to other people in the car, but I don't get worked up about it. I'm just happy to get where I'm going without incident.
The other day this cab driver blew a stop sign at a T intersection and tried to make a right turn right in front of me, then when I honked at him and kept going he flipped out and gave me the finger. Why the fuck are you getting mad at me, you're the one who fucked up. I thought for a moment about getting out and explaining the function of a stop sign but then I thought better of it.
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: psi] 2
#18916895 - 10/01/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ive had people roll their windows down and yell at me for riding my bike in the bike lane. Ive almost been side swiped while I was in the bike lane, and have had people cut me off and then slam on their brakes while I'm bike riding.
I now have a helmet camera and I video tape every time I go for a bike ride. If anyone is swerving (see that a lot, ppl too busy on their phones) or if anyone is rude to me I just make sure I catch their license plate and I put the video on youtube and report their license plate to a website that insurance companies check.
Don't underestimate a bicyclist. I'm so sick of peoples shit.
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Shroomslip
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: psi]
#18916908 - 10/01/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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We don't have bike lanes. They were riding in the cars lane, and taking their sweet time I might add.. Was creating a dangerous situation because of all the people having to jump into the next lane (in very heavy traffic) to get around them..
I'd do it again if I saw them.
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Tripsurfer
Bring Back Asante!



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Funny how its always OTHER people that are acting dumb in traffic
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RockyRaccoon



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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Sheekle]
#18916914 - 10/01/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think everyone has at least one experience with road rage, for some reason or another. Personally I've only had a couple, and I wouldn't call it "rage."
One thing that irritates me though is when decrepit old people are still driving, even though they can barely see the road or drive close to the speed limit.
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psi
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Shroomslip]
#18916915 - 10/01/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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In many places cyclists are required to ride on the road and it's illegal for them to ride on the sidewalk.
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



Registered: 07/23/12
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Loc: Switzerland
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Shroomslip]
#18916921 - 10/01/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If my town had no designated bike lanes, id ride on the sidewalk.
Down here we have bike lanes on some streets the size of a regular lane and although its labled a bazillion times, there's still about 3-4 people a week who drive down it thinking its their lane despite all the parked cars and shit.
I just want to attatch a sign on top of my head that says "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BIKE LANE "
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luvdemshrooms
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Great idea. Attach a sign to your head so that drivers have to get much closer to you to be able to read it.
I'm sure that will work out well for you.
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



Registered: 07/23/12
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Loc: Switzerland
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I just wish when drivers took their driving tests that it had more info on bicyclists and ttheir right of way. Ive had people take right hand turns literally right infront of me, causing me to slam on my breaks.
Another thing that drives me nuts is when lets say there's a stop light, everyone stops and in the right turn lane there will be a dude in a car like 3-4-5 cars back who plans to turn right, most of them will try to sneak past the cars in front of them by using the bike lane. And most of the time their vehicle cant make it so they're stuck half in a lane and half in the bike lane. I get SO pissed when I see this, especially because they should have seen me if they were watching their surroundings.
I have rolled up on these assholes and I will tap on their passenger window and say "why are you in the bike lane? Huh? Don't know how to drive? HAVE SOME RESPECT" usually they apologize and try to straighten their vehicle out, or they feel stupid and then tell me to fuck off haha
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FruitOfLife
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Registered: 05/21/12
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I have horrible road rage! But I attribute this to people in my city not knowing how the fuck to drive... CUNTS!
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rulesq
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Re: r u an angry driver [Re: Sheekle]
#18916951 - 10/01/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm missing both of my middle fingers, so I can't really drive.
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



Registered: 07/23/12
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Quote:
luvdemshrooms said: Great idea. Attach a sign to your head so that drivers have to get much closer to you to be able to read it.
I'm sure that will work out well for you.
I would really love to say something to you but I don't want the ban
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