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#18913724 - 09/30/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Post deleted by SheekleReason for deletion: FUCK DA PO-LEES
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18913736 - 09/30/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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if you are able to truly accomplish this you will be one of my top idols
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dude people have orgies in the world it's a thing that happens nothing about them is special at all we're all just humans if we wanna have orgies we can do it we don't need to pretend we can't it's ok we're allowed to do whatever we want im gonna get everyone to do it
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18913762 - 09/30/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Soo... you're saying that girl was pretty much like..
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18913766 - 09/30/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Can I join your love fest Sheekle?
Ps- nice rocketship
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LSDreams said: Soo... you're saying that girl was pretty much like.. 
I dunno shes proly drippin wet tho sad she missed it
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nicechrisman said: Can I join your love fest Sheekle?
Ps- nice rocketship
obvi
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18913779 - 09/30/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: also the reason I chose a rocket ship as the symbol for this thread is to represent boners
Good choice.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18913782 - 09/30/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: dude people have orgies in the world it's a thing that happens nothing about them is special at all we're all just humans if we wanna have orgies we can do it we don't need to pretend we can't it's ok we're allowed to do whatever we want im gonna get everyone to do it
lol I know poeple have orgies infact I wouldnt mind being in one, its just the way you wrote it and the way your so sure you can slowly and in a sneaky matter get them all in a orgies is a bit funny
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thx hot stuff
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18913806 - 09/30/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: thx hot stuff
Oh stop it im blushing
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18913807 - 09/30/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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be careful op. you're into some werid shit but i am not going to judge. do what you want, but make sure to use protection man. there are many deadly diseases out there. dont forget to take pictures so i can watch them while i have my orgies.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: zZZz]
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: zZZz]
#18913811 - 09/30/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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IM NOT INTO SOME WEIRD SHIT EVERY1 SHOULD JUST FUQ
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18913820 - 09/30/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Reminds me of this situation with this couple that I've been becoming friends with. I met her by herself at the store I work and she was SUPER obviously flirty in a sexual way. She invited me over and she has a long time boyfriend. They joke around about some sexual stuff and everything when I'm over there, and last time she was joking around about him having a hard time getting boners. I'm not sure WTF to think, but maybe next time I should just start kissing her and see what happens
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oh yeah u mentioned that I was curious where that's been gonig
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18913828 - 09/30/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah I don't know. I'm not very forward about that kinda stuff, and they seem like they're a little shy maybe. I'm not really sure what to make of the whole deal, but last time we hung out we had a yummy dinner over there and had some really fun hilarious conversations where we all laughed a lot, so I would say it was a win.
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I just put some bengay type shit on my dick and that shit is burning 
The pain feels sooo gooood!
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Konyap]
#18913848 - 09/30/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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...awkward...
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: huffinglue]
#18913856 - 09/30/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just got it today.
It says not for mucous membrane but I'm having circulation problems down there so fuck it
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Konyap]
#18913867 - 09/30/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Illyabo said: I just put some bengay type shit on my dick and that shit is burning 
The pain feels sooo gooood!
If you really wanna feel burn you should spray some lysol on your sack
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Konyap]
#18913874 - 09/30/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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More power to you sheekle, too many people pretending to be prudish, we are all a bit freaky on the inside where nobody else can see...let that shit out and get down with your bad self, GL in your endeavors!!!
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nicechrisman said: Reminds me of this situation with this couple that I've been becoming friends with. I met her by herself at the store I work and she was SUPER obviously flirty in a sexual way. She invited me over and she has a long time boyfriend. They joke around about some sexual stuff and everything when I'm over there, and last time she was joking around about him having a hard time getting boners. I'm not sure WTF to think, but maybe next time I should just start kissing her and see what happens 
make sure your ready to block the possible incoming fist if you just go in for the kiss lol
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18913884 - 09/30/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If your plan with your friends fail then we should all have a shroomery meet up and have a giant orgy in it 
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18914058 - 10/01/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: ok I started my mission im gonna go step by step im tryin to get all my friends to have a giant orgy
gonna slowly weave our way into it basically I gotta get everyone kissing each other first cuz right now theyre just all dumb about it all mnogomous and shit where there little things they do that aren't even that hardcore
so today I went to kiss my friend out of the blue she was like wtf lol cuz it was so random and I never do that but its ok were all gonna kiss each other and everyones gonna have an orgy seriously i'll update this thread whenever I move up in steps persistence without being too much is key it's gotta slowly weave it's way in
right now i'm in phase one everyone kiss each other (or you could call it stage 2 because I get everyone to hug each other which sometimes people don't these days I think)
I recommend you guys all do it too it'll be like the sixties where everyones naked
also the reason I chose a rocket ship as the symbol for this thread is to represent boners
me thinks he is high.
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bump up the beat
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18917013 - 10/01/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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so when is this orgy gonna happen. gotta stock up on some viagra
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: zZZz] 1
#18938828 - 10/06/13 03:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: teamkiller] 1
#18938843 - 10/06/13 03:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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A worthy bump. I can only postulate what crazy escapades sheekle might find himself in one day.
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Acaterpillar said: A worthy bump. I can only postulate what crazy escapades sheekle might find himself in one day.
being the party bottom isn't as wild as it sounds
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: gulper2323]
#18938977 - 10/06/13 05:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Man I could go for a giant orgy right about now
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18939003 - 10/06/13 06:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Are you having a giant California orgy yet Sheekle?
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he's probly drowning in teh penis right now
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: zZZz]
#18942844 - 10/06/13 11:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL. Yeah. There's always that one guy, goin around fuckin everyone in the ass. Don't suck his dick!
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: huffinglue]
#18942848 - 10/06/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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an orgy, and i wasnt invited?
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18942985 - 10/07/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: dude people have orgies in the world it's a thing that happens nothing about them is special at all we're all just humans if we wanna have orgies we can do it we don't need to pretend we can't it's ok we're allowed to do whatever we want im gonna get everyone to do it


I have a friend who is always trying to do this at parties, with varying degrees of success.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: NetDiver]
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good luck with that sheekle
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: NetDiver]
#18944098 - 10/07/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Samurai Drifter said: I have a friend who is always trying to do this at parties, with varying degrees of success.
Go into more detail about this.
Like half the party participates in an orgy while the other half just watches and feels weird about themselves?
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Not too far off. More like, several people actively participate while most just takes off varying amounts of clothing.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: NetDiver]
#18944394 - 10/07/13 11:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wouldn't be able to git my friends to participate if I tried but who knows I will most likely never ask
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: NetDiver]
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Samurai Drifter said: Not too far off. More like, several people actively participate while most just takes off varying amounts of clothing.
sounds like one of those college party porn vids where two people are fucking, and everyone else just stands around being creepy.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Legend]
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Not sure how I'd feel about an orgy. I'd probably have to be really drunk.
I'm kind of a classic guy that digs making love with just one really attractive mate
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getting high, and having orgies used to be a big thing back in ancient times.
honestly, it'd be cool to do just once, you know just to say that i have.
Not too sure if i would enjoy it though.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Legend]
#18944605 - 10/07/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would fucking love it but the last time I heard about that the two people ended up getting married
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Konyap]
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just stopping by to check in on the orgy status.
sounds like you guys have everything under control
   
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Sheekle said: dude people have orgies in the world it's a thing that happens nothing about them is special at all we're all just humans if we wanna have orgies we can do it we don't need to pretend we can't it's ok we're allowed to do whatever we want im gonna get everyone to do it
i posted this on facebook, and i got this comment in return
"The bible says otherwise bro. You can say eff the bible or maybe you don't believe that stuff but in the end you will see."
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Legend]
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Sheekle said:
i posted this on facebook, and i got this comment in return
"The bible says otherwise bro. You can say eff the bible or maybe you don't believe that stuff but in the end you will see."
HAHAHAAHAHAHA
facebook never fails to make me laugh
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18944922 - 10/07/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm sure you've already had same gender ordies.
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Orgy's don't just happen, and most people aren't down for them. It takes years of collecting the most sexually depraved people you can find, narrowing that pool down to who wants to/willing to have sex with you and everyone else. It also needs to be fueled by drugs and alcohol, as generally sober people don't fuck their friends wives as their other friend fucks theres while their other friends jerks off onto the carpet. Orgy's are fucking gross and this is coming from someone that has banged hookers without a condom on numerous occasions. I prefer to leave my sexual deviant behaviors where it belongs, inside of the dunken donuts napkin the hooker spit it in to. I don't want sharing the worst side of myself with people I know, and I sure as fuck don't want to watch those weirdos fucking my girlfriend. Swinging is a much better option, as at least then you generally don't have to see it going on and get the bonus of being able to fuck a strangers wife. I have no problem with swinging, but I draw the line at orgys. Orgys are fucked.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: fapjack]
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Yeah but with a partner you can't really do forceful sloppy stuff like they do in the porny porny porno's
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: fapjack] 1
#18945038 - 10/07/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Orgy's are fucking gross and this is coming from someone that has banged hookers without a condom on numerous occasions.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: DpRwav]
#18945059 - 10/07/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Theres time where people have sex in the same room but I'm thinking like runny mascara and ass to mouth.
I mean why can't bros come together and enjoy their favorite things.

It's not like people aren't going out and fucking 10 dudes sooner or later anyway.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Konyap]
#18945103 - 10/07/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Everyone has their preference
But..
Freaky freaky is always fun.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: DpRwav]
#18945131 - 10/07/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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obligatory story time
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: fapjack]
#18945156 - 10/07/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Orgy's don't just happen, and most people aren't down for them. It takes years of collecting the most sexually depraved people you can find, narrowing that pool down to who wants to/willing to have sex with you and everyone else. It also needs to be fueled by drugs and alcohol, as generally sober people don't fuck their friends wives as their other friend fucks theres while their other friends jerks off onto the carpet. Orgy's are fucking gross and this is coming from someone that has banged hookers without a condom on numerous occasions. I prefer to leave my sexual deviant behaviors where it belongs, inside of the dunken donuts napkin the hooker spit it in to. I don't want sharing the worst side of myself with people I know, and I sure as fuck don't want to watch those weirdos fucking my girlfriend. Swinging is a much better option, as at least then you generally don't have to see it going on and get the bonus of being able to fuck a strangers wife. I have no problem with swinging, but I draw the line at orgys. Orgys are fucked.
Swinging is so sad though. At least orgies have some fucking pizzazz. Some goddamn spirit! Swinging is just potbellied, balding guys having marital one-on-one sex with a flabby, tipsy woman rapidly declining in beauty, the only difference is that the flabby, tipsy woman rapidly declining in beauty is someone else's wife rather than his. Sure, that could happen at an orgy as well, but then at least he'd get blown by a hot stud right afterwards, and maybe a fivesome with czech exchange students. And as a result everyone would be less balding and grey the morning after. And a rainbow would sit in the sky, marking the site of this beautiful get-together, as the funk stank mixed with the scent of freshly ground coffee beans over the jokes and pokes at the breakfast table.
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I fucked a really hot swinger chick once while her husband watched me and jerked off, it was pretty weird but it was a lot of fun. There are a ton of hot swingers, you would be surprised.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: fapjack]
#18945173 - 10/07/13 02:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What fucking sense does that make
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Konyap]
#18945180 - 10/07/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What is it with men getting off to their woman having sex with other dudes? Is it only white people who do this?
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Actually I hear a lot of white guys get off watching their wives get fucked by black dudes.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Konyap]
#18945189 - 10/07/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Konyap]
#18945200 - 10/07/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Illyabo said: Actually I hear a lot of white guys get off watching their wives get fucked by black dudes.
Guys also get off watching their wives get fucked by dogs, same concept.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: fapjack]
#18945205 - 10/07/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said:
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Illyabo said: Actually I hear a lot of white guys get off watching their wives get fucked by black dudes.
Guys also get off watching their wives get fucked by dogs, same concept.
WHOAH NOW
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Legend]
#18945352 - 10/07/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: dude people have orgies in the world it's a thing that happens nothing about them is special at all we're all just humans if we wanna have orgies we can do it we don't need to pretend we can't it's ok we're allowed to do whatever we want im gonna get everyone to do it
i posted this on facebook, and i got this comment in return
"The bible says otherwise bro. You can say eff the bible or maybe you don't believe that stuff but in the end you will see."
imagine being that sexually repressed
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: gulper2323]
#18945923 - 10/07/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Somewhere along the line this concept lost it's appeal in my mind, for the time being at least. I tend not to hold onto opinions and just take life as it happens so maybe some day this will happen, but for the time being the mission is off.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle]
#18946076 - 10/07/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You are going to make inappropriate sexual advances on your friends intil they stop fighting it.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: gulper2323]
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gulper2323 said:
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Legend said:
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Sheekle said: dude people have orgies in the world it's a thing that happens nothing about them is special at all we're all just humans if we wanna have orgies we can do it we don't need to pretend we can't it's ok we're allowed to do whatever we want im gonna get everyone to do it
i posted this on facebook, and i got this comment in return
"The bible says otherwise bro. You can say eff the bible or maybe you don't believe that stuff but in the end you will see."
imagine being that sexually repressed
Lol I know, right?
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Legend]
#18946091 - 10/07/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: mission for gaint orgy *DELETED* [Re: AWS]
#18946097 - 10/07/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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AWS said: You are going to make inappropriate sexual advances on your friends intil they stop fighting it.

No I don't believe I ever said or suggested that
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Re: mission for gaint orgy *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle]
#18946198 - 10/07/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle, I'd gape your asshole with my meatstick, bro.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18946232 - 10/07/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Somewhere along the line this concept lost it's appeal in my mind, for the time being at least. I tend not to hold onto opinions and just take life as it happens so maybe some day this will happen, but for the time being the mission is off.
You would never have the dedication needed to reach the level of sexual depravity required to host mass orgys gatherings... I am disappointed.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle]
#18946400 - 10/07/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So- they weren't down then?
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sheekle please don't give up.
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: teamkiller]
#18946547 - 10/07/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah! Don't give up! Did the United States give up when Germany bombed Pearl Harbor? NO! And neither are we! Let's go!
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18946556 - 10/07/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do it for America!
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: fapjack]
#18946613 - 10/07/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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FUCK yeah! Merica' KILL!
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Re: mission for gaint orgy [Re: Konyap]
#18946651 - 10/07/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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now what am i going to do with all this viagra..
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Re: mission for gaint orgy *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle]
#18946744 - 10/07/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What a prick tease
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Re: mission for gaint orgy *DELETED* [Re: nicechrisman]
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