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OrgoneConclusion
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Let's summon a demon for Halloween!
#18912169 - 09/30/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Who here is into the Black Arts and wants to lead us forth in an evocation?
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Rahz
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I'll do it for $1000, cash up front. If you want to pay 50% up front the price will be $2000. Whichever works best for you.
-------------------- rahz comfort pleasure power love truth awareness peace "You’re not looking close enough if you can only see yourself in people who look like you." —Ayishat Akanbi
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Rahz] 2
#18912199 - 09/30/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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As long as you put $10,000 in escrow - payable in full if said demon does not appear by November 1, 2013.
Deal?
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FishOilTheKid
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I wish I could spill my head into yours.
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Rahz
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There's no guarantee the demon will show up if it's not in the mood. The $1000 is for travel expenses and a hooker so I'm really doing it for free if you think about it and wouldn't be able to afford the escrow or a refund. I can assure you though that I've summoned many demons and my success rate is very high.
-------------------- rahz comfort pleasure power love truth awareness peace "You’re not looking close enough if you can only see yourself in people who look like you." —Ayishat Akanbi
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EternalCowabunga
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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Rahz] 1
#18912258 - 09/30/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Can we summon a demon thats really good at sucking dick?
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Rahz
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No, that's why I need the money to pay the hooker.
-------------------- rahz comfort pleasure power love truth awareness peace "You’re not looking close enough if you can only see yourself in people who look like you." —Ayishat Akanbi
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EternalCowabunga
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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Rahz]
#18912293 - 09/30/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Really? There are no dick sucking demons?
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FishOilTheKid
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They make you lick their dick cause people are being drained. Lick then don't lick. Life force. Baphomet.
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Icelander
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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Rahz]
#18912374 - 09/30/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Rahz said: There's no guarantee the demon will show up if it's not in the mood. The $1000 is for travel expenses and a hooker so I'm really doing it for free if you think about it and wouldn't be able to afford the escrow or a refund. I can assure you though that I've summoned many demons and my success rate is very high.
Your word on your skills as a conjurer is about as good as your debating skills I'm thinking. I guess we'll keep the grand and use the hookers ourselves.
-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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geazerpleaser
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I'd be more then happy to help if you lived near me
Edited by geazerpleaser (09/30/13 06:09 PM)
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: geazerpleaser]
#18912411 - 09/30/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You can just upload the video.
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geazerpleaser
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: You can just upload the video.
There'd be no point you'd just see me in the dark surrounded by candles talking to myself, demons can't be seen on cameras.. if they could the the internet would be filled with videos or pictures of them
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lolwut
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said:

Who here is into the Black Arts and wants to lead us forth in an evocation?
Been there done that. Now I'm raising an army to control and run the world. Dont worry I will train you well.
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Rahz
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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Icelander]
#18912605 - 09/30/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your word on your skills as a conjurer is about as good as your debating skills I'm thinking. I guess we'll keep the grand and use the hookers ourselves.
I was trying for funny. Funny thread. Debate away oh great debater.
-------------------- rahz comfort pleasure power love truth awareness peace "You’re not looking close enough if you can only see yourself in people who look like you." —Ayishat Akanbi
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Icelander
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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Rahz]
#18912664 - 09/30/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I know, and I was joking back.
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Memories



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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Icelander] 1
#18912694 - 09/30/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I didn't laugh at either of your jokes, and I knew you were both joking.
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Icelander
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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Memories]
#18912707 - 09/30/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just saw you laugh.
-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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lolwut
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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Icelander]
#18912713 - 09/30/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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-------------------- Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth, and taste...
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Memories



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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Icelander]
#18912726 - 09/30/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Icelander said: I just saw you laugh. 
That's because I was laughing at my own joke.
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