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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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Let's summon a demon for Halloween!
    #18912169 - 09/30/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



Who here is into the Black Arts and wants to lead us forth in an evocation?


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18912192 - 09/30/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'll do it for $1000, cash up front. If you want to pay 50% up front the price will be $2000. Whichever works best for you.


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Rahz] * 2
    #18912199 - 09/30/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

As long as you put $10,000 in escrow - payable in full if said demon does not appear by November 1, 2013.

Deal?


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18912217 - 09/30/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I wish I could spill my head into yours.


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18912218 - 09/30/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

There's no guarantee the demon will show up if it's not in the mood. The $1000 is for travel expenses and a hooker so I'm really doing it for free if you think about it and wouldn't be able to afford the escrow or a refund. I can assure you though that I've summoned many demons and my success rate is very high.


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Rahz] * 1
    #18912258 - 09/30/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Can we summon a demon thats really good at sucking dick?


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #18912275 - 09/30/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

No, that's why I need the money to pay the hooker. :sad:


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Rahz]
    #18912293 - 09/30/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Really? There are no dick sucking demons?


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #18912331 - 09/30/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

They make you lick their dick cause people are being drained.  Lick then don't lick.  Life force.  Baphomet.


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Rahz]
    #18912374 - 09/30/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Rahz said:
There's no guarantee the demon will show up if it's not in the mood. The $1000 is for travel expenses and a hooker so I'm really doing it for free if you think about it and wouldn't be able to afford the escrow or a refund. I can assure you though that I've summoned many demons and my success rate is very high.





Your word on your skills as a conjurer is about as good as your debating skills I'm thinking.  I guess we'll keep the grand and use the hookers ourselves.


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18912390 - 09/30/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)


I'd be more then happy to help if you lived near me :wink:


Edited by geazerpleaser (09/30/13 06:09 PM)


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #18912411 - 09/30/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You can just upload the video.


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18912437 - 09/30/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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You can just upload the video.



There'd be no point you'd just see me in the dark surrounded by candles talking to myself, demons can't be seen on cameras.. if they could the the internet would be filled with videos or pictures of them


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18912518 - 09/30/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:


Who here is into the Black Arts and wants to lead us forth in an evocation?




Been there done that. Now I'm raising an army to control and run the world. Dont worry I will train you well. :feelspokeman:


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Icelander]
    #18912605 - 09/30/13 06:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Your word on your skills as a conjurer is about as good as your debating skills I'm thinking.  I guess we'll keep the grand and use the hookers ourselves.




I was trying for funny. Funny thread. Debate away oh great debater. :bow2:


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Rahz]
    #18912664 - 09/30/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I know, and I was joking back. :nicesmile:


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Icelander] * 1
    #18912694 - 09/30/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't laugh at either of your jokes, and I knew you were both joking. :haha:


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Memories]
    #18912707 - 09/30/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I just saw you laugh. :haha:


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Icelander]
    #18912713 - 09/30/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:baaaam:


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Re: Let's summon a demon for Halloween! [Re: Icelander]
    #18912726 - 09/30/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Icelander said:
I just saw you laugh. :haha:




That's because I was laughing at my own joke. :wink:


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