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Anonymous #1
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I thought you guys might enjoy this one. 1
#18911885 - 09/30/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So, when I was a kid I was a police explorer for a short time. Among the group there were some that wanted to be cops, a rebel hispanic kid that liked coke, a retard chick that wanted to be a cop but obviously would never be smart enough and then there was me. ANYWAY, at our meetings we would practice finding "drugs" in hotel rooms to get ready for an explorer convention/competition in a town a few hours away.
So we go on this trip and I end up having to share a hotel room with the retard chick. She fucking stunk like a bag of dog food all the time and after she told me about how she was on her period I was pretty sure where the stank was coming from. She told me all about how she has to lay down a pad because she has a bed wetting problem. She didn't seem ashamed to tell me about this.
This girl is obsessed with NSYNC and it happens to be on Mtv when we were about to go to sleep. We were in separate twin beds (thank god). She asks if I care if she watches it while I try to sleep. I put my headphones on and try to sleep. I started to fucking smell something rancid and turned my head to look at her cause I knew the smell and what I saw was terrifying, she was fucking masturbating to NSYNC on the TV!!!!!!!! It was so disgusting I turned my head the other way and I was like.... I told everyone the next day too. Now I know why when that nasty freak got near me she smelt like a bag of dog food cause she plays with her rotten snatch every night.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#18911930 - 09/30/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#18911947 - 09/30/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#18911954 - 09/30/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So did you hit it or not OP?
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#18911964 - 09/30/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #2 said: So did you hit it or not OP?
inquiring minds want to know...
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#18911967 - 09/30/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Of course she did.. She probably went down on her. The reason she kept smelling it is cuz it was stuck on her nose.
Edited by Anonymous (09/30/13 04:39 PM)
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #5]
#18912009 - 09/30/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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no no no, I'm a female that's why I had to stay in the room with her. The rest of the explorers were guys.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18912019 - 09/30/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fixed then.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18912020 - 09/30/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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you shoulda gone down on her broseph
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #3] 1
#18912053 - 09/30/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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She probably did
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18929897 - 10/04/13 06:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:I started to fucking smell something rancid and turned my head to look at her cause I knew the smell and what I saw was terrifying, she was fucking masturbating to NSYNC on the TV!!!!!!!! It was so disgusting
'Word'.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #6]
#18952011 - 10/08/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just ate and I officially hate all of you.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18952416 - 10/08/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I really hope this is a troll post... smh.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: I thought you guys might enjoy this one. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18952639 - 10/09/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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thats what you get anon 1 for wanting to be a piece of shit DEA narc.
just think of that chicks rotten pussy as a representation of what the system stands for. smelly pig bitches.
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