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InvisibleSimplepowa
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Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' * 2
    #18906693 - 09/29/13 11:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A 22-year-old man is accused of causing just under half a million dollars worth of damage after allegedly stealing a boat and ramming it into other vessels.

Michael Allan Bray,who was high and half-naked at the time,claims he was trying to get away from a ninja when he stole the 42ft motor yacht.

In charging documents filed last week, King County prosecutors say the Texas man admitted to police that he had consumed alcohol,ecstasy,marijuana and psilocybin mushrooms before the incident in Portage Bay.

Reports suggest that Bray broke into a 1987 Bayliner yacht,Par-a-gon,moored at the Queen City Yacht Club,found the vessel's key and started the engine.

He then proceeded to ram into several other boats,boat sheds and docks,causing an estimated $483,000 of damage.

One witness,David Svendsen,was worried that the stolen boat would crash into vessels with people on board and fired a shotgun filled with birdshot through the window of the Par-a-gon,in an attempt to stop Bray.

After being stuck in the face and hands, the stolen boat came to a stop and drifted to the edge of a dock,police said.

"Bray appeared very paranoid and was in hysterics," according to police investigators. "He was visibly bleeding from his face and hands and continued to rant and thrash about."

A prosecutor told the court: "The defendant was very agitated and told officers that he was a CIA operative and had been pursued throughout the day by an ‘Asian female ninja' who had been trying to kill him."

He was taken to Harborview Medical Center for treatment.

He has since been charged with first-degree theft,first-degree malicious mischief and reckless endangerment.


    Fri, 27 Sep 2013
    Isobel Smith
http://www.ybw.com/news/motorboats/535347/boat-stolen-by-half-naked-man-fleeing-a-ninja


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Re: Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' [Re: Simplepowa] * 4
    #18907094 - 09/29/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So they didn't even look for the ninja? What a bunch of idiots.

:iveseenenough:


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Re: Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' [Re: Simplepowa]
    #18907164 - 09/29/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's a story for the grandkids


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Re: Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' [Re: Into The Woods]
    #18907531 - 09/29/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

IoRhinz said:
So they didn't even look for the ninja? What a bunch of idiots.

:iveseenenough:



Exactly :lol:


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Re: Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' [Re: gulper2323]
    #18907962 - 09/29/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Tis almost the season for mushrooms up here in Pacific Northwest...I wonder how much of each substance he ingested of each.
Getting shot while trippin...hard to imagine the feeling:/


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Re: Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' [Re: IoRhinz] * 1
    #18907993 - 09/29/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

IoRhinz said:
So they didn't even look for the ninja? What a bunch of idiots.

:iveseenenough:



They know it would be useless to look for a ninja.


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InvisibleThe Psyentist
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Re: Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' [Re: NetDiver]
    #18908090 - 09/29/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

IoRhinz said:
So they didn't even look for the ninja? What a bunch of idiots.

:iveseenenough:



They know it would be useless to look for a ninja.



Exactly. He's a FUCKING NINJA! :dealwithit:


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Offlinedokunai
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Re: Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' [Re: The Psyentist]
    #18908718 - 09/29/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The Psyentist said:
Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

IoRhinz said:
So they didn't even look for the ninja? What a bunch of idiots.

:iveseenenough:



They know it would be useless to look for a ninja.



Exactly. He's a FUCKING NINJA! :dealwithit:




SHE.  It was a female ninja.



Damn this sounds like one of my wet dreams.

Quote:

and had been pursued throughout the day by an ‘Asian female ninja' who had been trying to kill him."




Sup girl.  Konnichiwa. :kenthumbup: :cactuar:


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Re: Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' [Re: dokunai]
    #18909508 - 09/29/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My buddy got shot with rock salt while picking shrooms in some guys field at night. Said it didn't feel too good. No ninjas and not tripping though. Damn!


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Re: Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' [Re: Into The Woods]
    #18910073 - 09/30/13 06:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Into The Woods said:
That's a story for the grandkids




Except when it's told to them, the naked man will becomes a local hero who saved the village from an evil ninja sorcerer.


Edited by something cool (09/30/13 03:51 PM)


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Re: Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' [Re: huffinglue]
    #18910122 - 09/30/13 06:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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After being stuck in the face and hands, the stolen boat came to a stop and drifted to the edge of a dock,police said.




The boat had a face and hands?


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Re: Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #18910298 - 09/30/13 07:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Boat stolen by half-naked man 'Fleeing a Ninja' [Re: something cool] * 1
    #18911536 - 09/30/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



half naked - check

boat    -    check

ninja  -    check


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