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InvisibleChinChiller
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Job Interviews and Drug Testing
    #18906264 - 09/29/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I know every job is different, but I know you need to be hired before they can test you, so my question is in your own experiences how long was the period of time between the interview process and the actual drug testing? If I do get this interview I think they will be drawing blood to check for illicit substances...this is advantageous to urine testing because they arent looking for metabolites correct?

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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: ChinChiller]
    #18906329 - 09/29/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

When I started working at Walmart (after 2 interviews and a short meeting to establish pay rate etc) I had to wait 3 or 4 days for the background check to come in then a drug test was scheduled 2 days later, I think it was.

But this varies from company to company and probably even location to location. Best bet is to just be clean during the process...


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: ChinChiller]
    #18906349 - 09/29/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Could be anything from days to months I suppose(at least in here)

The last place I worked at, had a testing policy, but they just said "take the test later, we'll let you  know when&where to go to take it.", I never took the test and no one asked for it ever since :shrug:

There were other employees there, who said that they didn't take the test either :lol:


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: rulesq]
    #18906479 - 09/29/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've had many that they test me before hire. That's mostly how it goes, piss before signing the paperwork.


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: ComputerTekGuy]
    #18906487 - 09/29/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Go to your local smoke shop and buy Quick Fix synthetic urine. You can thank me later


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: Magicman69]
    #18906503 - 09/29/13 10:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What about blood vs. urine?


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: Magicman69]
    #18906506 - 09/29/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've had a week to two weeks and

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Go to your local smoke shop and buy Quick Fix synthetic urine. You can thank me later




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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: ChinChiller]
    #18906530 - 09/29/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Just have some good fake pee on hand.


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: gzuf]
    #18906538 - 09/29/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I always find it so crazy hearing how widespread employment drug testing is in the US, here it's essentially unheard of. It always makes me wonder how long it's been standard to expect it at most jobs. 10 years? 20 years? More than that?


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: psi]
    #18906542 - 09/29/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I think it started mostly in the late 80's when Nancy Reagan was really stepping up the "war on drugs"


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #18906616 - 09/29/13 11:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah that's what my pops always said it started with Reagan. It's pretty standard here for almost any job. Bunch of fucking bullshit. And if you aren't getting tested thru the hiring process, you can bet they got a little clause in their papers that they can test you whenever they want for whatever they want. We the corporations that run this great country reserve the right to take your piss, to take your hair, take your blood, anything that will go towards our betterment of the American working class. Hail Corporate!



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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: gzuf]
    #18906660 - 09/29/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I will live in canada some day.

some day...


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: psi]
    #18906662 - 09/29/13 11:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

psi said:
I always find it so crazy hearing how widespread employment drug testing is in the US, here it's essentially unheard of. It always makes me wonder how long it's been standard to expect it at most jobs. 10 years? 20 years? More than that?



It's actually illegal to drug test in Canada for most positions.


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18906680 - 09/29/13 11:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah they generally need a very good reason from what I understand, like when there is evidence that a particular person has a drug problem AND there is a significant safety risk associated with them being impaired at work. I have heard of some companies getting away with more indiscriminate testing in Alberta though.


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: ChinChiller]
    #18906699 - 09/29/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i think it should be automatic jail time if you fail any sort of drug test. that would make you think twice about smoking the dope.


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: Not Responding]
    #18906730 - 09/29/13 11:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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i think it should be automatic jail time if you fail any sort of drug test. that would make you think twice about smoking the dope.




I think everyone who isn't stoned right now should be killed. That would make you think twice about not smoking the dope.


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #18906733 - 09/29/13 11:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

im pretty high from kratom...


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18906746 - 09/29/13 11:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
Just have some good fake pee on hand.



I think its blood sooooo


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: ChinChiller]
    #18906752 - 09/29/13 11:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Fake blood then? I mean it's Halloween time, how hard could it be?


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Re: Job Interviews and Drug Testing [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18906765 - 09/29/13 11:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

ive always wanted to set up a random job interview that i know will drug test on the spot. it will be after a nice drugged out weekend.

ive also wanted to bomb an interview on purpose. go in drunk and be as rude and retarded as possible.


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