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mshrmhntr
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Clueless Massachusetts ID Death
#18903028 - 09/28/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Found on side-bottom of sunny-dry stump. White gills. Getting print now. Long crunchy stems. Likely cause of death?
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Tangich


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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: mshrmhntr]
#18903037 - 09/28/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes, because all mushrooms cause death. In some cases it may be delayed up to 80 years. Your mushrooms are an Armillaria species.
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: Tangich]
#18903049 - 09/28/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wtf! Nice first post.
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mshrmhntr
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: Tangich]
#18903077 - 09/28/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tangich said: Yes, because all mushrooms cause death. In some cases it may be delayed up to 80 years. Your mushrooms are an Armillaria species.
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: mshrmhntr]
#18903085 - 09/28/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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mshrmhntr said:
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Tangich said: Yes, because all mushrooms cause death. In some cases it may be delayed up to 80 years. Your mushrooms are an Armillaria species.
Yes
Thanks!
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: mshrmhntr]
#18903095 - 09/28/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Blue-FunGuy said: Wtf! Nice first post.
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mshrmhntr said:
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mshrmhntr said:
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Tangich said: Yes, because all mushrooms cause death. In some cases it may be delayed up to 80 years. Your mushrooms are an Armillaria species.
Yes
Thanks!
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: Tangich]
#18903138 - 09/28/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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So I can eat them but i'll die of natural causes...should I boil them, microwave, or raw? Perhaps on steak? Have you ever eaten them? I read online that they are delicacy honey nutty and that sounds good with steak...you're certain they won't cause death too. So what's a good pairing food? Wine.
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: mshrmhntr]
#18903143 - 09/28/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Use them anally so you'll absorb all good stuff quickly. Time is a factor here.
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: mshrmhntr]
#18903148 - 09/28/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yup, they certainly won't cause premature death! Some people with a sensitive stomach can get indigestion from them, be sure to cook them thoroughly and they won't cause any problems. I'd suggest white wine/cream sauce over a steak.
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: Tangich]
#18903273 - 09/28/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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DoomSquirrel said: Use them anally so you'll absorb all good stuff quickly. Time is a factor here.
Lol I'm not trying to grow themQuote:
Tangich said: Yup, they certainly won't cause premature death! Some people with a sensitive stomach can get indigestion from them, be sure to cook them thoroughly and they won't cause any problems. I'd suggest white wine/cream sauce over a steak. 
Thanks! If they are poisonous a I'll cone back as a mushroom and cause you a bad trip
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: mshrmhntr]
#18903285 - 09/28/13 03:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't trip on mushrooms so good luck with that.  Relax and enjoy your wonderful meal!
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: Tangich] 1
#18903290 - 09/28/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bad trip to the bathroom.
Edited by mshrmhntr (09/28/13 03:49 PM)
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mshrmhntr
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: Tangich]
#18903329 - 09/28/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tangich said: I don't trip on mushrooms so good luck with that.  Relax and enjoy your wonderful meal! 
Thanks you too
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: mshrmhntr]
#18903341 - 09/28/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hurray for this thread.
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: Ganzig]
#18903411 - 09/28/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Right...
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: Blue-FunGuy]
#18903482 - 09/28/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol...this is great. didn't know some mushrooms take up to 80 years for symptoms to occur! Learn something new everyday!
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: art2312]
#18904107 - 09/28/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Honeyfartiitis.
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: art2312]
#18904122 - 09/28/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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art2312 said: Lol...this is great. didn't know some mushrooms take up to 80 years for symptoms to occur! Learn something new everyday! 
don't be crazy. 80 years from now, we're all going to be immortal. Thanks in advance to all the people in the world who are smarter than I. You don't know how glad I am that you are out there. That and the weed is going to be the freaking bomb. Honestly I can't wait.
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: Big_Dave]
#18904125 - 09/28/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I cant wait either!
New organs for everyone! Well, all who can afford it.
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Re: Clueless Massachusetts ID Death [Re: Ganzig]
#18904139 - 09/28/13 07:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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there you go! You've got 80 years to come up with the money. With inflation it should only be about 75 trillion bucks. Easy as pi.
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