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something super extreme
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Re: R.I.P kitty [Re: drkkenny]
#18903266 - 09/28/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What the actual fuck.
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drkkenny
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Its official, I'm possessed :c
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Re: R.I.P kitty [Re: drkkenny]
#18903383 - 09/28/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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tell that to your facebook lover she will be impressed
maybe she is possessed too you can bond over it!
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R.I. .
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watermelon mon
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sorry to hear about your cat man know how you feel i had to put my cat down a hour be for my birth day last year at a emergency vet was a sad day i still think about her sometimes about the good times
Edited by watermelon mon (09/28/13 04:32 PM)
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Re: R.I.P kitty [Re: drkkenny]
#18904826 - 09/28/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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drkkenny said: I woke up with a sense of wanting to do something but I wasn't exactly sure just what I wanted to acomplish today. If I did have a goal I wanted to complete I would devise a plan to do that. I wanted to do something, but I found that by doing alot of nothing all the time that something was virtually impossible to fathom. I wanted my nothing to turn into something at times, but it usually would remain at nothing. I informed my bf that I wanted to see him, mainly so I could look in his room for my socks I left under his bed the night before.
The cat took it off my feet & hid it under the bed on purpose, and I've had an intense hatred for the cat for taking my sock. I had a tug of war between my foot & the the cat, the cat wouldn't give up trying to pull the sock off my foot & I wouldn't give up on tugging it back so it wouldn't slip off. Eventually the cat got the better of me & took it off by its evil cat teeth & I was sad. I told my bf that I wanted to put the cat into its cage so it wouldn't try to steal my socks anymore, but he told me that the cat was apart of the household & would have to remain that way.
The cat would look at me with such a stealthy glare that I would never look into its eyes for longer than 3 seconds before averting them to the floor to get away from its evil cat wrath. But then it would hiss & I knew that it wanted my other sock too. I had my feet dangling off the side of my bed & saw it looking at my sock with such covetous eyes, and it started to make a pounce stance as if it was abouut to launch itself near my feet and steal my other sock, until I brought my legs back over the bed & I was safe from cat harm.
I then started to divert my bfs attention to the fact that this cat bit a hole in my shoes a month ago, and that that shoiuld be sufficient cause for it to be scolded for cat crime. But she waved her finger in disapproval to my request & insisted that I learn to love the cat. But I couldn't for this cat had it out for me & I would have to run in the opposite direction once I seen it enter. I was always passively submitting to all of its treachery for I knew that it would get the better of me by cat dominance, but I knew that if I ignored the cat maybe it would leave me alone.
This was never the case, this cat was always trying to bite me, and I would have to give it a toy mouse to play with to distract it from getting to me with such cruel maneuvers. One day the cat jumped on the dresser & scattered my papers onto the floor, I always leaped out of my bed to catch the papers from falling to the floor, but I would always have my feet wrapped up in bedsheets & I would have a terrible blunder had I leapt. Then th ecat jumped onto of my face & started to scratch me, I was wrestling with the cat to throw it off of me for I couldn't take the violence it bestowed upon me, but it was still stuck onto my face & wouldn't get off.
Until my bf came to my rescue & started to grab his paw so it wouldn't be able to scratch my face any longer, and he finally pulled the cat off my face & was holding it, but it was moving haphazardy & he was almost juggling the cat with his hands whilst dodging its claw strikes, until it got him right on an old scab & reopened it, that was when he let go of the cat & it fell to the floor & quickly ran away. We then made an agreement that we would kick the cat out of the house for it was a murderer and we weren't fond of murderer cats.
When we saw it at the end of the hallway we started moving towards it, but it gave us such an evil look that we were intimidated and almost wanted to go back into the bedroom for refuge, but my bf told me that it would be ok with him there to protect me from the cat.
I was still reluctant to pick up the cat & remove it from my house, but my bf encouraged me with a loving embrace which was so sincere that I nearly cried. I started to cry because of how his words were so caressing, they seemed to be motivated by such a sincere aim of pleasing me that I didn't know how I didn't run to the bathroom for tissues. I finally worked up the courage and went after the cat but it ran down the stairs & was tryin to get away. I went back in the room & lost all resolution to chase this cat any longer, until my bf came back into the room & told me that I had nothing to fear with him here. I was somewhat skeptical to his claim for I seen the cat destroy him every time & didn't see how he could destroy such a beastly thing.
I finally put on a bracelet which I always felt gave me good luck while dealing with sticky matters, and I headed downstars to get to the cat. But the cat wasn't anywhere downstairs & I went back upstairs to ask my bf if he saw where it went, ut he said that I was with him the entire time so how could he possibly know such a thing? I then went back downstairs & looked behind the couch to see if it was there, but before kneeling down t ocheck if it was there I had to have my bf sit on the couch so if the cat was there hiding it would jump out & not be able to claw my face if I was already kneeling down.
I didn't see the cat under the couch and then I went to the kitchen and found it in the fridge. But there was a strange problem because the ketchup had been taken out of the fridge & put onto the table where a celery stick was dunked into it, and I then realized that this cat posessed some kind of human ability allowing it to move items from one place to another. It seemed like a shocking concept, for a cat to be able to actually use its cat wits to move an item from point a to point b, and I almost wanted to call up a scientist to find out what this could possibly mean for the future of cat lives, but I knew that a brilliant scientist would never waste time with a stupid hen like me!
They would probably ignore eveyr project I came up with because I wasn't very smart! Anyway we finally put on gloves and took the cat outside to live with the wild cats, and then we bought a domestic cat which we found much more suiting to our living condition. The end.
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