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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: hgmstl]
    #18901739 - 09/28/13 07:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sex is way to romanticized. It's literally a few minutes of slimy pleasure, but everybody wants to turn it into some big fantasy love story that it's not, and we're all exposed to it from the time we can watch TV and read books. Getting slimed doesn't mean the other person loves and cares about you, there's no reason for things to get awkward after, it's not some special thing you should wait til marriage to do, and your first time definitely isn't going to be amazing; it's going to be filled with doing stupid shit like trying to put the condom on backwards and complaints of dick too big / vag too tight.


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: Cpt.Crunch]
    #18901762 - 09/28/13 07:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Cpt.Crunch said:
Is this true??? I have only had sex with one girl but I was wondering, is all pussy the same?





once you've had it there's no point in bothering, pussy is fine but it comes
with a life support system that's nothing but trouble, I gave up on women,
it's been s long I wouldnt know what to do with a girl, maybe kiss her, put
her in the corner when I'm done, shit, I dont even know how often they eat,
how will I explain the dead girl in my closet

women, fuck 'em


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: Konyap]
    #18901765 - 09/28/13 07:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Illyabo said:
Being gay is a survival instinct now?




prison, give it up or get a shiv

Quote:

Ducks have cork screw penis'





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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: Cpt.Crunch]
    #18901822 - 09/28/13 07:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I think most of us are brainwashed by society to put a much higher value on sex than is realistic. We are taught our whole lives it is the be all end all of life's experiences. This helps to sell us on all kinds of stupid shit that we don't really need in order to keep us "in the game". Hell for some people it's probably the only thing that keeps them on the treadmill of society playing the game, working a job we hate to buy things we don't need to impress people we don't like.

That said, some good pussy is quite nice.


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: Cpt.Crunch]
    #18901842 - 09/28/13 08:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Pussy ain't got a face.


That don't mean they're all the same though. Some quiver and cum and some dry up like a fish with no water. They also come attached to the rest of some bitch whether you like her or not.

Is pussy overrated? Some pussy is like the Clash. Can NOT be overrated. Mostly though, your dick will decide that one cunt after the other is finally fucked out.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18901980 - 09/28/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Cpt.Crunch said:
Is this true??? I have only had sex with one girl but I was wondering, is all pussy the same?





once you've had it there's no point in bothering, pussy is fine but it comes
with a life support system that's nothing but trouble, I gave up on women,
it's been s long I wouldnt know what to do with a girl, maybe kiss her, put
her in the corner when I'm done, shit, I dont even know how often they eat,
how will I explain the dead girl in my closet

women, fuck 'em




Didn't you just get a new girlfriend???


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: mellowparty]
    #18902000 - 09/28/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
:lol:

So you'd jump in a volcano if you were tricked into thinking there is pussy in there.



I don't think he said anything that suggests that
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mellowparty said:
Whatever, I am right and you are wrong, its why you were demoted from a mod to pubscum like the rest of us :lol:



He gave up his modmanship voluntarily


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #18902064 - 09/28/13 09:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

piss off sheekle no one asks you


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: mellowparty]
    #18902204 - 09/28/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Nobody has to ask me to be a part of a discussion, it's a given that everybody is allowed to talk freely seeing as how we're on a message board and all.


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18902238 - 09/28/13 10:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hell no it's not all the same and it's definitely not overrated!!! The problem is finding a girl with a nice pussy that is good at using it and doesn't make you do all the work! There are a LOT of girls withhold pussy that can't do shit in a bedroom and there are lots with nasty pussy that can. I actually dated a girl that was a virgin that I couldn't even enjoy. She sucked in bed and her pussy wasn't shit, it was weird. I had one girl who was okay and the pussy was okay. Then I had another withGREAT pussy and GREAT in bed but I couldn't fit it in after a LONG ass session. Haha. I swelled her up.


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: Patlal]
    #18902326 - 09/28/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Cpt.Crunch said:
Is this true??? I have only had sex with one girl but I was wondering, is all pussy the same?





once you've had it there's no point in bothering, pussy is fine but it comes
with a life support system that's nothing but trouble, I gave up on women,
it's been s long I wouldnt know what to do with a girl, maybe kiss her, put
her in the corner when I'm done, shit, I dont even know how often they eat,
how will I explain the dead girl in my closet

women, fuck 'em




Didn't you just get a new girlfriend???




yeah, she was in the bed when I wrote that


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18902363 - 09/28/13 11:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A little birdie told me that masturbating will always be a much more sensational experience, now I have spoken to this birdie in a few years so I've no idea if it still will say that. Another person told me that by the time he has sex with someone he has to leave them and have sex with a new person, that is, he cannot stay with the same person for longer than a week without getting rid of them and obtaining a new person to perform sexual intercourse with. He will actually tell the person he left that he never wanted to have sex with them in the first place, and will usually tell them that whatever sex they engaged in wasn't real, but only a fragment of his imagination, albeit, woman may take this hard and perhaps in someway become hostile towards him, but the bird does what it does?


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: nicechrisman] * 2
    #18902752 - 09/28/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
I think most of us are brainwashed by society to put a much higher value on sex than is realistic. We are taught our whole lives it is the be all end all of life's experiences. This helps to sell us on all kinds of stupid shit that we don't really need in order to keep us "in the game". Hell for some people it's probably the only thing that keeps them on the treadmill of society playing the game, working a job we hate to buy things we don't need to impress people we don't like.

That said, some good pussy is quite nice.



:slowreaction:

Quote:

mellowparty said:
Whatever, I am right and you are wrong, its why you were demoted from a mod to pubscum like the rest of us :lol:



you must do so much drugs now, you're not even the same person you once seemed. just take a break, man. you've lost it. you lost your ex, and now you're a bitter fuck.


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: pcplease]
    #18902892 - 09/28/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Some are different, some girls are naturally looser than others :shrug: other girls are more prone to different smells and what not. My first girl ever was on weird antidepressants that turned her fluid yellow :yuck: either that or was just nasty :lol:

They all have different looks though for the most part. Some of them are more meaty than others. I for one am a fan of the meaty ones :datass: Have never gotten one though :sad:


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: Almond Flour]
    #18902921 - 09/28/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Not all pussy is the same. Go get some loose shit and you'll be thanking your lucky stars that you're 19 and hitting tight shit, son.

:nodofunderstanding:


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: GOATOAD]
    #18902995 - 09/28/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

GOATOAD said:
Not all pussy is the same. Go get some loose shit and you'll be thanking your lucky stars that you're 19 and hitting tight shit, son.

:nodofunderstanding:




Not all 19 yr olds are tight simply because they are 19 :rolleyes:


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: Almond Flour]
    #18903102 - 09/28/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sure. But it's 19. Just hearing the word nineteen gets my dick hard.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: Almond Flour]
    #18903155 - 09/28/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I used to focus on getting pussy like the rest of the males my age, but it's not really a priority anymore.

Though, I partially think that I've killed my sex drive with years of drug abuse.


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18903167 - 09/28/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Honestly casual sex just isnt worth it. Id rather bust in my hand then listen to some crazy bitch talk for 8 hours for 15 minutes of fun.


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Re: Is "Pussy" over rated? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #18903355 - 09/28/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
Sure. But it's 19. Just hearing the word nineteen gets my dick hard.



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