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Cloudinc
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Need advice about anything? Ask me!
#18902247 - 09/28/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey everyone, Nth time on shroomery. First post.
I love giving advice. Am told I give good advice. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little. If you have anything you'd like help with, a situation or thought or girl or whatever, then let me know and I'd be happy to help! Feel free to ask me anything, I guarantee I will at least be able to help you progress in solving whatever problem you might have.
I'm just here to help a fellow human on their path through life  Peace
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18902255 - 09/28/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What is your opinion on David Wilson vs Willis McGahee? I need to start one for RB2 for my Fantasy League.
You said anything.
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18902259 - 09/28/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Welcome to the Shroomery man
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18902262 - 09/28/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If I ever do meet a woodchuck I need to know exactly how much wood to bring with me so he can chuck it. Do you know?
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18902267 - 09/28/13 10:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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how do i stop smoking cigarettes?
why do i find meditation annoying while doing it, but feel great afterwards?
how do i keep my room clean?
how do i not pig out after taking seroquel?
why do i have a short attention sp how can i improve my guitar playing?
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: hidenseek1]
#18902306 - 09/28/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why does my period sometimes last 4 days instead of 3?
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18902332 - 09/28/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you could get me the report on my post before Sunday that would be great... yeah...
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18902354 - 09/28/13 11:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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How is moss created?
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18902447 - 09/28/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My brother used to offer me advice all the time, and in some way the advise he gave would prove valuable for future use. His cousin was always looking for someone to give him advise and would usually look for him for it. I remember that when he gave someone advise they would look at him with a grateful expression and he would derive pleasure from helping someone, but in some way the advise he gave would later be discovered to have been artificial. His father was someone who only gave advice that was true, and you could identify the source of the advise to its abandoning of any artificial elements manifesting and only became true. I remmeber after he gave the advise the other people would go around looking for a new person to give them advise to compare it to the advise the ygave, and usually after they found a person disposed to concealing the advise they sought they woulkd try to forc eit out of him by persuading them to release their hold over what they think is precious to them.,....
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: drkkenny] 2
#18902453 - 09/28/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dr Kenny ur so far out
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Sheekle]
#18902475 - 09/28/13 11:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i was checking his post out, he was very coherent in 2012/early 2013
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: hidenseek1]
#18902520 - 09/28/13 11:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I could never not be coherent
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: hidenseek1]
#18902542 - 09/28/13 11:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why does a hair hang in a biscuit an if so how do they not Kno it came from the factory
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: drkkenny]
#18902596 - 09/28/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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drkkenny said: I could never not be coherent
whats with all the far out posts?
it almost sounds schizophrenic, but at the same time i dont think it is
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: hidenseek1]
#18902630 - 09/28/13 12:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why do I sneeze every time I ejaculate
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18902668 - 09/28/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cloudinc said: Hey everyone, Nth time on shroomery. First post.
I love giving advice. Am told I give good advice. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little. If you have anything you'd like help with, a situation or thought or girl or whatever, then let me know and I'd be happy to help! Feel free to ask me anything, I guarantee I will at least be able to help you progress in solving whatever problem you might have.
I'm just here to help a fellow human on their path through life  Peace
if there was some new guy and you really wanted to ask him to borrow some money, how would you go about asking?
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Not Responding]
#18902748 - 09/28/13 01:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Where are the answers  How do I release lsd in my spine
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Fire is Born]
#18902771 - 09/28/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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get in line, BRO!
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18902875 - 09/28/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What's your policy on fish? Also, this is stupid.
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Nimpo]
#18902885 - 09/28/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nimpo said: Why do I sneeze every time I ejaculate
I heard a story where my friend was getting head and she sneezed and his cum came out her nose.
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: King Klick]
#18902894 - 09/28/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I hope he Simba'd her after that
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: King Klick]
#18902896 - 09/28/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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LOL
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Into The Woods]
#18903009 - 09/28/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i think we all got trolled.
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Far out. I wake up and there is 2 pages to go through haha. Thanks guys!
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TranceInTheForest said: What is your opinion on David Wilson vs Willis McGahee? I need to start one for RB2 for my Fantasy League.
You said anything.
Wilson has been known on many occasions to fumble pretty badly. Willis's last 3/4 runs ended with him making negative ground. So they're both liabilities. At the end of the day though, Wilson is 22 and Willis is 32. Which means Wilson will improve and Willis won't. Wilson's prospects have seemed pretty good lately too and the only direction he can really go is up. Whereas Willis is just lagging and can't really keep up with he pace anymore. I'd go Wilson.
Hope that helped!
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18904574 - 09/28/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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VivaLaMushie said: Why does my period sometimes last 4 days instead of 3?
I don't know but if you come over we can solve this problem together.
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18904595 - 09/28/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: If I ever do meet a woodchuck I need to know exactly how much wood to bring with me so he can chuck it. Do you know?
As far as woodchucks go, they only need as much wood as they could chuck, assuming they could chuck wood in the first place. If I were you I would carry just as much as you can comfortably carry. Once the woodchuck chicks the wood you can easily go and get the wood it chucked and let it chuck it again. The woodchuck isn't smart or bothered enough to care where the wood is coming from or whether it's the same piece of wood or not. It just loves chucking wood. In summary, a 4x2 of hardwood should be fine. But if that's too much to carry just something you can fit in your pocket should be good enough really. Whatever you prefer.
Hope that helped!
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: hidenseek1]
#18904785 - 09/28/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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hidenseek1 said: how do i stop smoking cigarettes?
why do i find meditation annoying while doing it, but feel great afterwards?
how do i keep my room clean?
how do i not pig out after taking seroquel?
why do i have a short attention sp how can i improve my guitar playing?
I apologise if this gets too long to read. When I turned 18 I started smoking because I thought it was cool. Very lame I know. Anyway, a month or so after smoking at parties and with mates I started wanting it by myself and realised I was addicted. Not a good feel. I tried going cold turkey because I thought I was a boss but it didn't work. The one thing that seemed to actually help was weed. It's not the best advice to recommend an illicit substance, but as far as life is concerned it is the lesser of two evils. Weed is known to have many health benefits, it is known to have very low addiction potential and compared to cigarettes it is just a whole lot nicer. Once I started green I would only ever see cigarettes as spin, and then I slowly cut that down and replaced it with other awesome herbs like rosemary (tastes like roast lamb dinner) and green tea leaves (gives you a super comfortable chill). Once I got myself sorted with weed I started exercising a lot too, going for runs forces you to have a good lung capacity which you can't have on cigarettes. The healthier you are, the more you hate smoking. Also exercise gives you a great subtle baked feeling afterwards and a feeling that you just did something really great and positive for yourself.
My favourite drug is exercise.
I told all my friends that I had stopped smoking too and that really helped. Whenever I wanted to say yes, they would say no for me. The first step with any addiction though is to acknowledge it. Telling yourself whenever you smoke that you know it's bad and you hate yourself for inhaling poison is a great way to attribute the feeling of cigarettes with guilt, shame, disappointment and all those bad things. Try to change how you think about them, really think about the effects of smoking, the damage that it does and even why you smoke in the first place. Remember that it's your life and you are the only one who should have the right to put whatever you want into your body. So if you want to stop smoking then the more power to you! It's a chemical that someone sells you to want more of that chemical. Which is pretty crazy. You as the consumer gain nothing from smoking except maybe a 5 minute conversation with a stranger on a smoke break. Not worth it IMO. Also, another thing that helped me was that whenever people offered me a cig I would lie and tell them I quit. It would be the first thing I say, straight away. That way if I ended up getting one out or asking for one I would feel like a total asshole and failure and the person would be disappointed in me. Worked wonders. It gets easier the longer you go without. Good luck other weaker people have done it, so you can too.
Now meditation. I love meditation and understand where you're coming from. It's uncomfortable to change state of minds at the drop of a hat. Meditation ironically requires a lot of concentration for something that is meant to make you relax too, so it's good to remember that it isn't a zero effort activity. It's all about forgetting the present you ego who is bitching and thinking about the future you who is glad you did it and feels great. The whole reason you find it annoying is a lesson that you are learning. Meditation is all about learning about yourself and life, and in the process purging all negative feelings. Just persevere, meditation is a great gift. If you keep it up, you soon will find it as the best way to recharge and get your spirit back into gear.
Your external surroundings, that you have control over, are a 3d representation of how your brain is thinking. If you want a clean room then think clean thoughts. It's kinda as simple as that.
From my experience with tackling weed munchies I have found the best way to avoid pigging out is to allocate food beforehand that you will let yourself eat. Fruit is the best food because it is full of nutrients, is healthy, is cheap and tastes awesome. Try getting some whey powder and making a fruit smoothie with blueberries, milk, yoghurt and whatever else you feel like. It'll fill you up and you won't feel like eating. Don't buy easy to prepare junk food, like chips. It's too simple to just open up a packet and plot through. Save eating for meals and go the extra mile to prepare something worthwhile. Your body will thank you for it later by being really attractive and healthy looking. When you're hungry try meditating? Ultimate willpower. Do it once as a challenge and you will know you can do it again 
Nobody has a short attention span. Not even people with ADD/ADHD. My best friends whole family is diagnosed and they are some of the most high initiative people I know. It's all about how you feel about the task you are doing. If you're feeling like playing the guitar is a chore or gets boring then you need to mix it up a little. Get someone else to jam with you or just listen to some inspiring songs. When you're learning something remember to stay humble, good things take time and being awesome at guitar will take some hard work. If it's not fun then make it fun. Set goals as well, big and small. If you're not achieving a goal then lower the bar, smash it and raise the bar. And with all things, think about how overjoyed future you will be when you can shred your favourite song and all your friends are drooling over your skills. Life is about being the best you can be, so don't waste your time not trying hard enough, try your hardest and watch as the results speak for themselves!
Sorry this was super long. But I wanted to be comprehensive for you 
Hope that helped!
Edited by Cloudinc (09/29/13 12:15 AM)
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Cloudinc
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18904823 - 09/28/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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VivaLaMushie said: Why does my period sometimes last 4 days instead of 3?
I had to endure the pain of growing up with two sisters, a divorced mother and her annoying friend. Periods are all about diet and exercise. These two things effect hormones the most. If your period is lasting longer on some days than others or is earlier or later than normal (and you're worried) then look back on how you lived over the previous month and see if there was anything different. Also, chocolate really is the best thing for girls on their period. Then flowers, then backrubs, then ice cream. Once all of those are gone, run.
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18904825 - 09/28/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should be the next Dr. Phil
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Cloudinc
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TranceInTheForest said: If you could get me the report on my post before Sunday that would be great... yeah...

It's done. Sorry about the wait.
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: The5thElement]
#18904894 - 09/28/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The5thElement said: How is moss created?
Pretty similar to how fungi grows. Parent moss releases spores and when those spores settle somewhere with plenty of water they grow! It's a pretty simple organism really. You can make your own by blending equal parts of water and buttermilk together with some moss and painting it on whatever surface you want the moss to grow on. Give it a week and there should be a nice carpet of moss coming along 
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Not Responding]
#18904896 - 09/28/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cloudinc said: Hey everyone, Nth time on shroomery. First post.
I love giving advice. Am told I give good advice. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little. If you have anything you'd like help with, a situation or thought or girl or whatever, then let me know and I'd be happy to help! Feel free to ask me anything, I guarantee I will at least be able to help you progress in solving whatever problem you might have.
I'm just here to help a fellow human on their path through life  Peace
if there was some new guy and you really wanted to ask him to borrow some money, how would you go about asking?
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: drkkenny]
#18904951 - 09/28/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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drkkenny said: My brother used to offer me advice all the time, and in some way the advise he gave would prove valuable for future use. His cousin was always looking for someone to give him advise and would usually look for him for it. I remember that when he gave someone advise they would look at him with a grateful expression and he would derive pleasure from helping someone, but in some way the advise he gave would later be discovered to have been artificial. His father was someone who only gave advice that was true, and you could identify the source of the advise to its abandoning of any artificial elements manifesting and only became true. I remmeber after he gave the advise the other people would go around looking for a new person to give them advise to compare it to the advise the ygave, and usually after they found a person disposed to concealing the advise they sought they woulkd try to forc eit out of him by persuading them to release their hold over what they think is precious to them.,....
Sometimes people aren't really looking for an answer, because the already know that themselves. Advice isn't really meant to be seen as truth. It's just supposed to be a recommendation from someone with a certain perspective. The people that asked your brother would already know what he was going to say, which was something along the lines of positive reinforcement. Which for that person might just have been what they needed. If they were unsatisfied though, that's perfectly fine too. Your father would give completely different advice probably because he would be considerably wiser, and have a lot more real world experience. That doesn't make his advice better or worse though, just from a different perspective. The people asking me are asking me knowing that I am anybody. Just someone on a forum with a different perspective. I'm not saying my advice is right, wrong the best or the worst. I'm just giving my honest opinion in the hope that it might help someone closer to THEIR answer, not mine.
Hope that helped!
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Polk_Audio3]
#18904999 - 09/28/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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PolkAudio2 said: Why does a hair hang in a biscuit an if so how do they not Kno it came from the factory
Hairs have pretty good tensile strength and a high coefficient of friction, compared to biscuit dough, so they can easily stay lodged in a biscuit and they take long enough to biodegrade that it's perfectly possible that they could be from the factory. If you ever find a hair that's clearly cooked into a biscuit then ring the company and complain. Quote the barcode, packet number and where you bought it and they'll give you a refund or more complimentary biscuits. It's worked for me plenty of times. Free stuff is the best kind of stuff.
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Nimpo]
#18905029 - 09/28/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nimpo said: Why do I sneeze every time I ejaculate
Do you sneeze much? I used to make myself sneeze because it feels kind of similar to the good release feels of ejaculation. Jizzing is pretty much sneezing out of your dick when you think about it. So to me it sounds like your brain is having some synesthesia and thinking that when you're about to ejaculate you're actually about to sneeze so it tells your body to sneeze and then bam, double sneezegasm.
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18905102 - 09/28/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: if there was some new guy and you really wanted to ask him to borrow some money, how would you go about asking?
With other people's money, never lie. If you make up a story to borrow some money that is pretty much stealing, which isn't cool. Also, I hate being in debt. Never borrow money unless you 110% have to. Find any other means of making your own money before borrowing others because you will always have to pay back more than you asked for. If you really need to borrow some money from this guy, tell him the truth. Tell him exactly why you're asking him and what you want to use it for. If he doesn't want to lend you the money that's his decision, because it's his hard earned money. If he doesn't think your reason is good enough to warrant you needing his money then that means he might know a way to solve your problem without his money. So if he declines, politely accept his decision and then ask him for his opinion on how to solve your problem. Usually people decline lending money because they don't trust the person they're lending the money to. While you're asking him remind him that he will make a profit from you and that you WILL pay him back. If he is good with money and likes making more he will accept. But if he can't afford it or doesn't trust you be won't.
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Fire is Born]
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Fire is Born said: Where are the answers  How do I release lsd in my spine
Sorry for the delay. They're being done now. The only way to guarantee a release of LSD in your spine is to have it injected. Unfortunately most literature agrees it is a myth that LSD coagulates in your spinal fluid after use. LSD is entirely metabolised in your body within a day of ingestion, the rest is just residual effects and chemicals that stemmed from the initial doseage. Although you could try seeing a chiropractor within a week after dropping, ask them to do some vertebrae adjustments and see if anything happens? Tell them that you took LSD and you want to see if treatment initiates any effects, as medical students I'm sure they would be interested in the results. It's not a medical professionals responsibility to report any illegal drug activity btw, so I doubt they would report you. Just be polite and inquisitive and you might discover a jackpot!
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Chowder963]
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Chowder963 said: What's your policy on fish? Also, this is stupid.
Fish is great. Omega 3 is in fish oil and is great for brain development. I'd highly recommend fish to most people and it can be a healthy alternative to red meat. Dolphins soley eat fish and they're smart af. Also, when you think about it, fish live their entire lives exercising. They're always swimming and working their muscles, they're always hunting or being hunted so they live a pretty active lifestyle. If there was going to be any one type of animal I would eat, it would be fish. The problem with fish though is their habitat. Thanks to humans the once pure water they used to live in is now polluted with human waste and dangerous chemicals. It's really unfortunate that humans literally shit where we eat. I'd be looking for deep water tuna or salmon. They're pretty good. River fish are great too. I'd suggest catching your own food though, it's a humbling experience and really shows great respect to the animal you're sacrificing to prolong your own existence. It takes a real man to hunt for his own food. I'm sure most of us wouldn't be eating beef if we had to fight, take down, kill and then prepare a wild cow. So go fishing and think about what it means to really survive and live life.
Stupidity is a reflection of ones ignorance and ignorance of ones stupidity.
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
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Advice on anything huh?
OK then; I meet a girl at a random place, I go hi my name is gulper2323 and she goes hi my name is bla bla. Exactly where do I go from here so that I can start banging her as fast as possible?
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: gulper2323]
#18905251 - 09/29/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Welcome If i need anything I will ask
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: gulper2323]
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gulper2323 said: Advice on anything huh?
OK then; I meet a girl at a random place, I go hi my name is gulper2323 and she goes hi my name is bla bla. Exactly where do I go from here so that I can start banging her as fast as possible?
I'm assuming you're doing this sober. Because while drunk, this whole thing becomes a lot more straightforward. But you should know that already.
So you've introduced yourself, great! Initiation is always the hardest part. Girls love a guy with enough courage to introduce themselves and start a conversation. With any new relationship of any kind it is always best to start with yourself. Open the door a little bit to encourage the notion of trust. A conversation is like any kind of business trade. You trade information about yourself for information about them. If they are happy with the info you provided of course. If you have good discernment and empathy you should be able to gauge what kind of things they're into by how they're dressed, how old they look, etc. but initially I would just ask where they're from, what they do, what kind of music they like and other relevant things to the situation. E.g if you're at a party you can ask them what they think about the music playing, or how they know the host or whatever. Anyway, my main point is, is to get them hooked with a solid conversation and some legitimate dialogue. Girls need emotional sustainability to even consider anything physical while sober. So you build that up by talking.
Once you feel that you have gotten to know them well enough to say hi to them walking down the street, you're in. Trust has been built to the stage that you are no longer strangers at a party or gig and you can do some legit development. This is the part where you can start flaunting whatever you have to offer, tell her how much you lift, make her laugh, ask her out. Without the help of our good friend alcohol, you will have to be a Brad Pitt lookalike to get some before at least one date. Once they accept to meet specifically with you then you're pretty much on the home stretch. Even if it's just for coffee at a cafe or something. When a girl feels they are comfortable enough to deliberately meet you with the intention to get to know you more, the seed has been planted and they have at least subconsciously considered sex in the future. The rest becomes a lot more specific and a case to case basis, so I can't help too much there. But once you smash out the first date then it means you're both keen and it's pretty much a matter of time, how much time though is determined by your effort and the person. If you want to speed up progress, take them to nice places, not specifically expensive nice, but more expensive emotionally nice. Like, if she likes nature, just take her to the park for a picnic. Picnics are cheap and nature is free. French restaurants however, are shallow, expensive and stressful. Save that shit for your 10th anniversary.
The main thing is that you show her you care, that she is worth your time and you find her beautiful in more ways than one. All a girl wants is for a guy that can provide. Whether that is money, emotional support, friendship, children, sex, stability, or whatever. To open a girls legs you must first open her heart.
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18905399 - 09/29/13 01:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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So you can't make use of some sort of secret one hour trick with out booze? Damn.
Awe well thanks for the advice anyway
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18906018 - 09/29/13 07:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: if there was some new guy and you really wanted to ask him to borrow some money, how would you go about asking?
With other people's money, never lie. If you make up a story to borrow some money that is pretty much stealing, which isn't cool. Also, I hate being in debt. Never borrow money unless you 110% have to. Find any other means of making your own money before borrowing others because you will always have to pay back more than you asked for. If you really need to borrow some money from this guy, tell him the truth. Tell him exactly why you're asking him and what you want to use it for. If he doesn't want to lend you the money that's his decision, because it's his hard earned money. If he doesn't think your reason is good enough to warrant you needing his money then that means he might know a way to solve your problem without his money. So if he declines, politely accept his decision and then ask him for his opinion on how to solve your problem. Usually people decline lending money because they don't trust the person they're lending the money to. While you're asking him remind him that he will make a profit from you and that you WILL pay him back. If he is good with money and likes making more he will accept. But if he can't afford it or doesn't trust you be won't.
Hope that helped!
honesty eh?
ive been a heavy drinker for years now, and out of no where, i stopped. its been a few weeks now which is amazing, but ive had kratom to help me out. sadly enough i am down to 10 grams and that will be for today since the weather is shitty and boredom seems to be the number one killer of sobriety. after today im not sure how i will do. i fear i might start up again...
i know it would be easy for me to pick up some more, but i had to take a new job that pays much less. i have slowly been catching up. my last bill is the light bill and this will be paid this friday. after friday, all my bills are paid off and i will no longer be negative.
all these are good things, but i could really use the help to get me through these next few weeks. i probably wont be able to pay the favor back till mid october or even november, but im def good for it. to ease some worries i can even give you the site and my addy that way there isnt any actual cash involved.
the amount i get usually lasts me a good month which in a months time, i will have money in the bank. i think a simple 50.00 purchase to help out a fellow brother isnt a whole lot to ask. i can even send you some of the kratom so you can try first hand. its an amazing herb and has helped out tons of people who are currently in my situation.
i understand if you say no. i wouldnt want to be friends with an ex-alcoholic either...
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18906035 - 09/29/13 07:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What should I make for breakfast, and what is the best time to poop today?
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i got this one...
scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, cut up fruit of your choice, and a few pieces of toast. to drink, water, oj, and some coffee.
damn im good at this.
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Not Responding]
#18906052 - 09/29/13 07:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That sounds boring. I decided on whiskey and fruit loops instead.
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man i miss those mornings. nothing like some alcohol and some breakfast tacos. specially on a rainy day.
-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Not Responding]
#18906110 - 09/29/13 07:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: i got this one...
scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, cut up fruit of your choice, and a few pieces of toast. to drink, water, oj, and some coffee.
damn im good at this.
i guess you dont have to answer when to poop after eating all that
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: hidenseek1]
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What is this stain from and how do I get it out?
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: hidenseek1]
#18906239 - 09/29/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: i got this one...
scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, cut up fruit of your choice, and a few pieces of toast. to drink, water, oj, and some coffee.
damn im good at this.
i guess you dont have to answer when to poop after eating all that
im new at this...
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18909981 - 09/30/13 04:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fire is Born said: Where are the answers  How do I release lsd in my spine
Sorry for the delay. They're being done now. The only way to guarantee a release of LSD in your spine is to have it injected. Unfortunately most literature agrees it is a myth that LSD coagulates in your spinal fluid after use. LSD is entirely metabolised in your body within a day of ingestion, the rest is just residual effects and chemicals that stemmed from the initial doseage. Although you could try seeing a chiropractor within a week after dropping, ask them to do some vertebrae adjustments and see if anything happens? Tell them that you took LSD and you want to see if treatment initiates any effects, as medical students I'm sure they would be interested in the results. It's not a medical professionals responsibility to report any illegal drug activity btw, so I doubt they would report you. Just be polite and inquisitive and you might discover a jackpot!
Hope that helped!
What a hippy answer.
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