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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: gulper2323]
#18905251 - 09/29/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Welcome If i need anything I will ask
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Cloudinc
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: gulper2323]
#18905323 - 09/29/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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gulper2323 said: Advice on anything huh?
OK then; I meet a girl at a random place, I go hi my name is gulper2323 and she goes hi my name is bla bla. Exactly where do I go from here so that I can start banging her as fast as possible?
I'm assuming you're doing this sober. Because while drunk, this whole thing becomes a lot more straightforward. But you should know that already.
So you've introduced yourself, great! Initiation is always the hardest part. Girls love a guy with enough courage to introduce themselves and start a conversation. With any new relationship of any kind it is always best to start with yourself. Open the door a little bit to encourage the notion of trust. A conversation is like any kind of business trade. You trade information about yourself for information about them. If they are happy with the info you provided of course. If you have good discernment and empathy you should be able to gauge what kind of things they're into by how they're dressed, how old they look, etc. but initially I would just ask where they're from, what they do, what kind of music they like and other relevant things to the situation. E.g if you're at a party you can ask them what they think about the music playing, or how they know the host or whatever. Anyway, my main point is, is to get them hooked with a solid conversation and some legitimate dialogue. Girls need emotional sustainability to even consider anything physical while sober. So you build that up by talking.
Once you feel that you have gotten to know them well enough to say hi to them walking down the street, you're in. Trust has been built to the stage that you are no longer strangers at a party or gig and you can do some legit development. This is the part where you can start flaunting whatever you have to offer, tell her how much you lift, make her laugh, ask her out. Without the help of our good friend alcohol, you will have to be a Brad Pitt lookalike to get some before at least one date. Once they accept to meet specifically with you then you're pretty much on the home stretch. Even if it's just for coffee at a cafe or something. When a girl feels they are comfortable enough to deliberately meet you with the intention to get to know you more, the seed has been planted and they have at least subconsciously considered sex in the future. The rest becomes a lot more specific and a case to case basis, so I can't help too much there. But once you smash out the first date then it means you're both keen and it's pretty much a matter of time, how much time though is determined by your effort and the person. If you want to speed up progress, take them to nice places, not specifically expensive nice, but more expensive emotionally nice. Like, if she likes nature, just take her to the park for a picnic. Picnics are cheap and nature is free. French restaurants however, are shallow, expensive and stressful. Save that shit for your 10th anniversary.
The main thing is that you show her you care, that she is worth your time and you find her beautiful in more ways than one. All a girl wants is for a guy that can provide. Whether that is money, emotional support, friendship, children, sex, stability, or whatever. To open a girls legs you must first open her heart.
Hope that helped!
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18905399 - 09/29/13 01:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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So you can't make use of some sort of secret one hour trick with out booze? Damn.
Awe well thanks for the advice anyway
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18906018 - 09/29/13 07:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: if there was some new guy and you really wanted to ask him to borrow some money, how would you go about asking?
With other people's money, never lie. If you make up a story to borrow some money that is pretty much stealing, which isn't cool. Also, I hate being in debt. Never borrow money unless you 110% have to. Find any other means of making your own money before borrowing others because you will always have to pay back more than you asked for. If you really need to borrow some money from this guy, tell him the truth. Tell him exactly why you're asking him and what you want to use it for. If he doesn't want to lend you the money that's his decision, because it's his hard earned money. If he doesn't think your reason is good enough to warrant you needing his money then that means he might know a way to solve your problem without his money. So if he declines, politely accept his decision and then ask him for his opinion on how to solve your problem. Usually people decline lending money because they don't trust the person they're lending the money to. While you're asking him remind him that he will make a profit from you and that you WILL pay him back. If he is good with money and likes making more he will accept. But if he can't afford it or doesn't trust you be won't.
Hope that helped!
honesty eh?
ive been a heavy drinker for years now, and out of no where, i stopped. its been a few weeks now which is amazing, but ive had kratom to help me out. sadly enough i am down to 10 grams and that will be for today since the weather is shitty and boredom seems to be the number one killer of sobriety. after today im not sure how i will do. i fear i might start up again...
i know it would be easy for me to pick up some more, but i had to take a new job that pays much less. i have slowly been catching up. my last bill is the light bill and this will be paid this friday. after friday, all my bills are paid off and i will no longer be negative.
all these are good things, but i could really use the help to get me through these next few weeks. i probably wont be able to pay the favor back till mid october or even november, but im def good for it. to ease some worries i can even give you the site and my addy that way there isnt any actual cash involved.
the amount i get usually lasts me a good month which in a months time, i will have money in the bank. i think a simple 50.00 purchase to help out a fellow brother isnt a whole lot to ask. i can even send you some of the kratom so you can try first hand. its an amazing herb and has helped out tons of people who are currently in my situation.
i understand if you say no. i wouldnt want to be friends with an ex-alcoholic either...
-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18906035 - 09/29/13 07:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What should I make for breakfast, and what is the best time to poop today?
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i got this one...
scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, cut up fruit of your choice, and a few pieces of toast. to drink, water, oj, and some coffee.
damn im good at this.
-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Not Responding]
#18906052 - 09/29/13 07:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That sounds boring. I decided on whiskey and fruit loops instead.
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man i miss those mornings. nothing like some alcohol and some breakfast tacos. specially on a rainy day.
-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Not Responding]
#18906110 - 09/29/13 07:53 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: i got this one...
scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, cut up fruit of your choice, and a few pieces of toast. to drink, water, oj, and some coffee.
damn im good at this.
i guess you dont have to answer when to poop after eating all that
-------------------- You can drink at 7 A.M., because the Beastie Boys fought for that right -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pons asinorum -------------------------------------------------------------------------- lsd and the vietnam war changed music forever
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: hidenseek1]
#18906138 - 09/29/13 08:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What is this stain from and how do I get it out?
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: hidenseek1]
#18906239 - 09/29/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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hidenseek1 said:
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Not Responding said: i got this one...
scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, cut up fruit of your choice, and a few pieces of toast. to drink, water, oj, and some coffee.
damn im good at this.
i guess you dont have to answer when to poop after eating all that
im new at this...
-------------------- Dear Kratom, I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel So I don't care if it will break my heart, Just fuck me till I disappear
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Re: Need advice about anything? Ask me! [Re: Cloudinc]
#18909981 - 09/30/13 04:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fire is Born said: Where are the answers  How do I release lsd in my spine
Sorry for the delay. They're being done now. The only way to guarantee a release of LSD in your spine is to have it injected. Unfortunately most literature agrees it is a myth that LSD coagulates in your spinal fluid after use. LSD is entirely metabolised in your body within a day of ingestion, the rest is just residual effects and chemicals that stemmed from the initial doseage. Although you could try seeing a chiropractor within a week after dropping, ask them to do some vertebrae adjustments and see if anything happens? Tell them that you took LSD and you want to see if treatment initiates any effects, as medical students I'm sure they would be interested in the results. It's not a medical professionals responsibility to report any illegal drug activity btw, so I doubt they would report you. Just be polite and inquisitive and you might discover a jackpot!
Hope that helped!
What a hippy answer.
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