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ManianFH
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Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility
#18901313 - 09/28/13 01:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I asked my doc to test my fertility and he sent me to a semen collection facility. They asked if I would like to jerk off at home and bring it in, but I was like hell no I wanna experience those nice dimly lit rooms they put you in. I figured they would have some decent porn I could look at, maybe some different assortments of lube, who knows maybe even a TV. Well I was fucking wrong.
I get to the building which was nice so I was expecting good shit. But the carpets were all stained in the office and a lady checks me in. Shes like youre gonna do it here? I say yeah, and she gives me a key attached to a plastic ruler. She says go out the door and down the hall, first right. I go outside and its just a public bathroom. Some guy walks in ahead of me to take a piss. no lube, had to use water. there wasnt even like a tray for me to place anything on. I was balancing the cup on those handrails hoping it didnt fall.
so disillusioned.
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: ManianFH]
#18901329 - 09/28/13 02:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hah, I did mine at home.
Felt to awkward carrying my "sample" in.
Felt so elated when I heard back, yup, zero sperms.
Free to fuck the old lady skin on skin.
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ManianFH
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: 4runner] 1
#18901349 - 09/28/13 02:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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haha thats funny man. Thats what im saying if im sterile that is like a free vasectomy. My girlfriend doesnt feel the same way
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: 4runner]
#18901353 - 09/28/13 02:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: Felt to awkward carrying my "sample" in.
yeah i put my cup back in the paper bag. when i gave it to the girl up front she takes it out and starts inspecting the cum through the cup.
-------------------- notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... " ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: 4runner] 6
#18901358 - 09/28/13 02:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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there's an easier way to test your fertility
1. jizz in a cup 2. add some frog eggs 3. ?????????? 4. profit
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4runner


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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: ManianFH]
#18901376 - 09/28/13 02:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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mick said:
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anunnakian said: Felt to awkward carrying my "sample" in.
yeah i put my cup back in the paper bag. when i gave it to the girl up front she takes it out and starts inspecting the cum through the cup.
Weird, when I told the lady what I had in my paper bag she was all, take into the bathroom and pass it through the sample window.
Maybe the chick that helped you really likes big loads and was prospecting.
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: 4runner]
#18901429 - 09/28/13 03:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I keep a lot of sperm samples under my bed.
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: Konyap]
#18901447 - 09/28/13 03:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I keep my sperm samples in my backpack
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Konyap

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You hand them out at school?
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I've given away most of mine
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: Konyap]
#18901467 - 09/28/13 03:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I used to. Nowadays I walk on the streets of the city and hand em out to homeless people.
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: Individual]
#18901669 - 09/28/13 06:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Individual said: there's an easier way to test your fertility
1. jizz in a cup 2. add some frog eggs 3. ?????????? 4. profit
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: Konyap]
#18901757 - 09/28/13 07:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Illyabo said: You hand them out at school?
They make lovely gifts for birthdays and Christmas.
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: Le_Canard]
#18901795 - 09/28/13 07:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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so they dont stick some sorta gel up your bum lie in road trip?
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: 4runner]
#18901802 - 09/28/13 07:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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anunnakian said:
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mick said:
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anunnakian said: Felt to awkward carrying my "sample" in.
yeah i put my cup back in the paper bag. when i gave it to the girl up front she takes it out and starts inspecting the cum through the cup.
Weird, when I told the lady what I had in my paper bag she was all, take into the bathroom and pass it through the sample window.
Maybe the chick that helped you really likes big loads and was prospecting.
Maybe she brings em home and collects them.
Like this chick.
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: MentalMeltdown]
#18901945 - 09/28/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Or you know, you could just jizz onto a microscope slide and check it that way.
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Re: Jizzed in a cup to test my fertility [Re: Neuroplay]
#18901965 - 09/28/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nah that's way too easy.
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