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Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post)
    #18900625 - 09/27/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Time Traveler

I am looking for a person to go back in time and make investments for me. I have the equipment. You must be willing to make one-way trip. Preferably to around 1946ish. You will take gold bullion with you supplied by me. Establish trust fund(s) to appreciate over time with appropriate designations of beneficiaries to be made with notice to me in 2014. Your payment will be the benefits you accrue from knowledge of historical events such as stock trading, sports betting, land dealing, but nothing major that would alter the fabric of time to the present. Substantial training pre-transit required.





Obviously I'm trolling this fellow. I'll update if I get a response.


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Re: Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post) [Re: Shroom_i]
    #18900684 - 09/27/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i usually charge by the year. each year costs about 500,000. its VERY expensive, but because the risk is great.


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Re: Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post) [Re: Shroom_i]
    #18900689 - 09/27/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

How fucking foolish will you feel when you show up, and this motherfucker actually has a time machine?


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Re: Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post) [Re: something super extreme]
    #18900695 - 09/27/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

alas, thats not my luck.

if only.


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Re: Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post) [Re: something super extreme]
    #18900702 - 09/27/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

wasnt this a movie? this guy and chick answered an ad just to interview him or some shit. it was an indie film.


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Re: Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post) [Re: Shroom_i]
    #18900714 - 09/27/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

there was a comedy along the lines of this.  someone placed an ad in newspaper for partner to time travel.  a magazine decided to investigate and make an article of the spectacle.  turns out, there was an actual time travel machine, and that's about all.

one of those movies where you and a friend are loaded tranquilly, laughing at the funny parts while the other movie goers sit quietly, knowing they missed the boat.


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Re: Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post) [Re: Not Responding]
    #18900716 - 09/27/13 09:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

There's a movie like this called "safety not guaranteed" its not that bad.


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Re: Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post) [Re: Not Responding]
    #18900719 - 09/27/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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wasnt this a movie? this guy and chick answered an ad just to interview him or some shit. it was an indie film.




yup, was a decent one.


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Re: Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post) [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18900721 - 09/27/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Not Responding said:
wasnt this a movie? this guy and chick answered an ad just to interview him or some shit. it was an indie film.




Quote:

WhoManBeing said:
there was a comedy along the lines of this.  someone placed an ad in newspaper for partner to time travel.  a magazine decided to investigate and make an article of the spectacle.  turns out, there was an actual time travel machine, and that's about all.

one of those movies where you and a friend are loaded tranquilly, laughing at the funny parts while the other movie goers sit quietly, knowing they missed the boat.




HAHAHA! I BEAT YOU AT LIFE!!!!

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Re: Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post) [Re: Not Responding]
    #18900811 - 09/27/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah based of an
Quote:

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wasnt this a movie? this guy and chick answered an ad just to interview him or some shit. it was an indie film.




Yeah, it was based on an actual ad.


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Re: Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post) [Re: 4runner]
    #18900824 - 09/27/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

thats a dope a haircut!


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Re: Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post) [Re: Shroom_i]
    #18903042 - 09/28/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

There is a brilliant scientist whom used to be able to transport people from the present to as far back as when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth. He had attained the ability to travel back in time and to change the course of history as we know it, and everytime he went back people would ask him what he discovered when he went there. This went well for awhile, but, the government having caught on to him decided that they would try and stop him from ever traveling back in time again, they were searching for a way to destroy his time machine before it was too late and there present was altered from him changing the past. He ended up evading their understanding and he did infact change history. So much that everything that we know today is different from how it was after he returned, now since he did what he did the world is completely changed.


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Re: Time Traveller Wanted (CL Post) [Re: drkkenny]
    #18903051 - 09/28/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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