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Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country
    #18900462 - 09/27/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

1)  Any pizza delivery service would be required to give you a free gram of top-grade.
2) If a dog shits in your yard, a team of illegal immigrants who work for the government will be required to come, clean it up, and fix your yard.
3) Anyone going to a doctor will be able to tell the doctor what drugs to prescribe--doctors can only advise.
4) There will be no speed limits.
5) Every citizen of driving age shall be entitled to a new car--as long as it is from a US manufacturer--cost is not an issue, to manufacture cars in the US the manufacturer will have to comply.
6) Every citizen will be required to work starting at age 18 or the end of high school-whichever comes first.
7) mandatory retirement, with full salary and benefits, including health care, will be required at age 19.
8) Each citizen who completes one year of mandatory shall be entitled to a free house and property.  Depending on availability, you can request a house up to 4000 sq ft per family member, on a appropriately sized lot.
9) Food for one household, will be monitored closely.  each household must pay a food fee of 10 dollars a month or .0001% of retirement income a month, whichever is less.
10) Being as there will be a need for workers, 20 million people a year will be allowed to cross our borders and work supply the basic manual labor needs of our country.  they will receive all benefits and priveledges of american citizens, but will be required to work for 2 years for retirement.
11) There will be no prison for crimes.  realizing that crimes are committed by people who dont feel good about themselves, all persons convicted shall spend one year on an isolated Island resort.  Concubines, drugs, alcohol, and fine foods will be supplied in order for them to feel good about themselves.
12)  Being that the government leadres are special, 100,000 fresh women (or boys) between the ages of 18 and 30) will be supplied each year in order to provide leadership with companionship in their arduous tasks in Washington.
13) In the event of any crisis, the rules will not apply to government people.

So there it is folks.  Cast a vote for me next eletion and you will be shitting in high cotton.

Provide your mandatory rules you think are necessary to make this utopia better.  :smirk:


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: starfire_xes] * 2
    #18900472 - 09/27/13 08:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

LOL, America the land of the fucked.


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18900490 - 09/27/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lmafo:


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18900493 - 09/27/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:manofapproval:
I'd vote for you.


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18900505 - 09/27/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i would make a law that state all people over the age of 69 have to take a test to see if they can still function in society by themselves and if they fail then they would be euthanized.also their funerals would be paid for:thumbup:

  i I think would solve a lot of problems/wasted money/energy/headaches/ and car insurance:thumbup:


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: kinkaku] * 1
    #18900510 - 09/27/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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kinkaku said:
i would make a law that state all people over the age of 69 have to take a test to see if they can still function in society by themselves and if they fail then they would be euthanized.also their funerals would be paid for:thumbup:

  i I think would solve a lot of problems/wasted money/energy/headaches/ and car insurance:thumbup:





jsut add a clause, they get to pick the way they die.  me, i want a heart attack from getting fucked senseless by an 18 year old asian bitch.


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18900534 - 09/27/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you can do that now!


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18900578 - 09/27/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

this thread is very productive we should petition it to congress:rabble:


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: kinkaku]
    #18900599 - 09/27/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

what's happening next week, on "Who's The Next President of the United States!" on Fognal.

starfire gets Thai curry for supper and makes a speech for more Asian poon in the White House. does he bang his personal waitress? will woman get back their rights to vote?! find out next week on "Who's The Next President of the United States!"


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18900605 - 09/27/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I used to fuck my 18 year old maid in the philippines... :awesomenod:


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18900611 - 09/27/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i probably already figured, you lucky dog. Asians, i'd know (i'm family with some), they apparently like to put out. (Filipino, that's Asian, right?


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18900632 - 09/27/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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I used to fuck my 18 year old maid in the philippines... :awesomenod:



:aweoverdose:


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18900637 - 09/27/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

starfire_xes said:

2) If a dog shits in your yard, a team of illegal immigrants who work for the government will be required to come, clean it up, and fix your yard.







:seriousthumbsup:


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Re: Here Are The Laws I Would Pass If I Ruled This Country [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18900672 - 09/27/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

starfire_xes said:
1)  Any pizza delivery service would be required to give you a free gram of top-grade.
2) If a dog shits in your yard, a team of illegal immigrants who work for the government will be required to come, clean it up, and fix your yard.
3) Anyone going to a doctor will be able to tell the doctor what drugs to prescribe--doctors can only advise.
4) There will be no speed limits.
5) Every citizen of driving age shall be entitled to a new car--as long as it is from a US manufacturer--cost is not an issue, to manufacture cars in the US the manufacturer will have to comply.
6) Every citizen will be required to work starting at age 18 or the end of high school-whichever comes first.
7) mandatory retirement, with full salary and benefits, including health care, will be required at age 19.
8) Each citizen who completes one year of mandatory shall be entitled to a free house and property.  Depending on availability, you can request a house up to 4000 sq ft per family member, on a appropriately sized lot.
9) Food for one household, will be monitored closely.  each household must pay a food fee of 10 dollars a month or .0001% of retirement income a month, whichever is less.
10) Being as there will be a need for workers, 20 million people a year will be allowed to cross our borders and work supply the basic manual labor needs of our country.  they will receive all benefits and priveledges of american citizens, but will be required to work for 2 years for retirement.
11) There will be no prison for crimes.  realizing that crimes are committed by people who dont feel good about themselves, all persons convicted shall spend one year on an isolated Island resort.  Concubines, drugs, alcohol, and fine foods will be supplied in order for them to feel good about themselves.
12)  Being that the government leadres are special, 100,000 fresh women (or boys) between the ages of 18 and 30) will be supplied each year in order to provide leadership with companionship in their arduous tasks in Washington.
13) In the event of any crisis, the rules will not apply to government people.

So there it is folks.  Cast a vote for me next eletion and you will be shitting in high cotton.

Provide your mandatory rules you think are necessary to make this utopia better.  :smirk:




Hear hear! STARFIRE FOR PREZ! :rabble:


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