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Barack Obama CUT DOWN THE MONEY TREE
    #18900168 - 09/27/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What less-obvious things have happened to you due to Obama?


:crankey: One time he hid the link to Windows 8 drivers for my video card and then he lied about it.


:crankey: He stole 2 out of the 3 Vizzerdrixes I had in my Magic The Gathering deck Sophomore year of college.


:crankey: I'm pretty sure he's secretly a psychiatrist too and that he thinks DXM is dumb and wants to tax it more.




What about you guys? I hear he's been seen trimming people's landscaping in the Southeast and ALWAYS comes out lopsided. Always! :kingcrankey:

They don't even know if he's actually trying or if he's doing it on purpose. I think he's doing it on purpose though. :sadyes:  Typical Republicans.


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: st1llnox] * 4
    #18900174 - 09/27/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

he made me pay more taxes for lazy people who don't give a fuck :sun:

yay obama


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #18900178 - 09/27/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Obama stole my shoes and ate all my hotdogs!


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #18900192 - 09/27/13 07:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
he made me pay more taxes for lazy people who don't give a fuck :sun:

yay obama






Yes, we should give it to the rich instead.


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: Le_Canard]
    #18900198 - 09/27/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
he made me pay more taxes for lazy people who don't give a fuck :sun:

yay obama






Yes, we should give it to the rich instead.



Rich people need more money!!!


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: Le_Canard]
    #18900200 - 09/27/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
Obama stole my shoes and ate all my hotdogs!





OH SHIT that reminds me...

He said he was vegetarian for like 3 weeks but HE WASN'T :megacrankey:


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: st1llnox]
    #18900258 - 09/27/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

we know one thing he is.....


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18900266 - 09/27/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

starfire_xes said:
we know one thing he is.....





The sad thing is most people don't actually look into whether or not he's doing a good job and he's just riding on his optimism and promises campaign.

Cuz he's a MAGICAL BLACK WIZARD.

Do you guys think he might secretly be a psychiatrist? :tinfoil:


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: starfire_xes] * 2
    #18900275 - 09/27/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I hate defending obama, I really do. But everyone keeps for getting about the alternative, Romney. Count your blessings.


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #18900283 - 09/27/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

he is suffering from a severe case of narcissistic personality disorder.  go look up the symptoms and causes and tell me if im wrong.


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #18900287 - 09/27/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

starfire_xes said:
he is suffering from a severe case of narcissistic personality disorder.  go look up the symptoms and causes and tell me if im wrong.



nothing he does in public isn't staged and rehearsed. 


how can you diagnose someone you've never met except on TV


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18900299 - 09/27/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

King Klick said:
I hate defending obama, I really do. But everyone keeps for getting about the alternative, Romney. Count your blessings.





Ohhh... shit. Hmmm.... Is Romney a psychiatrist (too?)?


Quote:

starfire_xes said:
he is suffering from a severe case of narcissistic personality disorder.  go look up the symptoms and causes and tell me if im wrong.





I'll get back to you on that. How could you not if you're the fucking PRESIDENT.


Better or worse than Jong Illest? Or just less psychotic?


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: NWlight]
    #18900305 - 09/27/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

starfire_xes said:
he is suffering from a severe case of narcissistic personality disorder.  go look up the symptoms and causes and tell me if im wrong.



nothing he does in public isn't staged and rehearsed. 


how can you diagnose someone you've never met except on TV





Well, Joie D can diagnose me through the shroomery forums why can't I diagnose barry from TV???


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: Le_Canard] * 2
    #18900306 - 09/27/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
he made me pay more taxes for lazy people who don't give a fuck :sun:

yay obama






Yes, we should give it to the rich instead.



Give it to the rich?  Where the fuck do you think it came from?  The money tree?


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18900310 - 09/27/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

starfire_xes said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

starfire_xes said:
he is suffering from a severe case of narcissistic personality disorder.  go look up the symptoms and causes and tell me if im wrong.



nothing he does in public isn't staged and rehearsed. 


how can you diagnose someone you've never met except on TV





Well, Joie D can diagnose me through the shroomery forums why can't I diagnose barry from TV???




all he says he reads off of a pre-written script or is fed to him through his ear piece etc.  by people whose jobs are in public relations.

I doubt you have those luxuries or if you do I would consider firing them :blush:


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18900314 - 09/27/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
he made me pay more taxes for lazy people who don't give a fuck :sun:

yay obama






Yes, we should give it to the rich instead.



Give it to the rich?  Where the fuck do you think it came from?  The money tree?



I believe ToiletDuk was being sarcastic


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: King Klick]
    #18900319 - 09/27/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

King Klick said:
I hate defending obama, I really do. But everyone keeps for getting about the alternative, Romney. Count your blessings.



A severed foot as an alternative would be preferable to Obama and there was not one thing wrong with Romney.


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: NWlight]
    #18900320 - 09/27/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

starfire_xes said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

starfire_xes said:
he is suffering from a severe case of narcissistic personality disorder.  go look up the symptoms and causes and tell me if im wrong.



nothing he does in public isn't staged and rehearsed. 


how can you diagnose someone you've never met except on TV





Well, Joie D can diagnose me through the shroomery forums why can't I diagnose barry from TV???




all he says he reads off of a pre-written script or is fed to him through his ear piece etc.  by people whose jobs are in public relations.

I doubt you have those luxuries or if you do I would consider firing them :blush:





Its more like, his unspoken actions, like giving the queen of england a DVD of his speeches........stuff like that.


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: Sheekle]
    #18900327 - 09/27/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Well, Joie D can diagnose me through the shroomery forums why can't I diagnose barry from TV???





LOL so true :shakehead:  95% of psychiatrists are quacks, and quacks that can and do ruin lives.


Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
he made me pay more taxes for lazy people who don't give a fuck :sun:

yay obama






Yes, we should give it to the rich instead.



Give it to the rich?  Where the fuck do you think it came from?  The money tree?



I believe ToiletDuk was being sarcastic






OH SHIT THAT REMINDS ME....


:crankey: Barack Obama CUT DOWN the money tree and then told his dad he DIDN'T cause he can tell a lie.


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Re: Barack Obama IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE [Re: st1llnox]
    #18900330 - 09/27/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't think he knows his dad.


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