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I thought he ordered cats
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: fee]
#18890563 - 09/25/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I ordered a turtle! I hope he is still ALIVE!!
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890743 - 09/25/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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if its drugs there are a few steps you can take. if its not, call the damn sender. now tell us what you were expecting!
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890815 - 09/25/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've never sent anything overnight and had it take more than 1 day. It happens, but its very rare. Also I worked in a warehouse doing pick pack and shipped a lot of shit overnight. In the future though, I would suggest getting your meth shipped priority to avoid addiction. If you use twice in a row you will become an addict. I know its you Gumby.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: fapjack]
#18890844 - 09/25/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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what this guy said.
hey, whatever happen with those junkies that were following you around?
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Yeah the post office says it could have been scanned backwards or they couldn't read the address and had to send it back to the sender.
The sender has been helpful and says if my turtle is lost he will send another while the other one returns back to him!!
I'm being compensated for shipping but my poor turtle!!!
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#18890857 - 09/25/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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honestly, i would alert the authorities, that you have lost some drugs in the mail and you fear that they could land into a child's hands and you would more than appreciate the pack being returned to you. you know, for the children.
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lol people express mail many things besides drugs my friend...
If I want my turtle here overnight..it should be here overnight
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890876 - 09/25/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah, okay.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890886 - 09/25/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If its drugs and it was sent overnight, I would not sign for it if it gets there a day later. Unless its small amount, or if they fucked the zip code up and routed it to another place (has happened many times IME with priority). I think you might just have to let your turtle die.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: fapjack]
#18890978 - 09/25/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dude ITS NOTHING ILLEGAL! Plain and Simple!
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18890988 - 09/25/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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MXE is it?
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Re: Express Mail [Re: pslyke]
#18891482 - 09/25/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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most of the times i have overnighted something, it hasn't arrived on time. I got my money back from the post office but still irritating.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18891824 - 09/25/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18891971 - 09/25/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Who the fuck gets fun fruits overnighted to them? Where they at least Lipton brand?
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18892921 - 09/26/13 07:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gorlax said: dude ITS NOTHING ILLEGAL! Plain and Simple!

So what kind of drugs are they really? It has to be something illegal or you wouldnt have been so hesitant to say what it was being shipped
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endangered sea turtle.

my nigga
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Re: Express Mail [Re: Gorlax]
#18898784 - 09/27/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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package came lol
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#18898876 - 09/27/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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no one cares cause you failed to tell us what it was.
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