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OfflineGorlax
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Re: Condoms [Re: koods]
    #18891830 - 09/25/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ten Commandments

  • Cover your stump before you hump
  • before you attack her, wrap your whacker
  • don't be silly, protect your willy
  • when in doubt, shroud your spout
  • don't be a loner, cover your boner
  • you cant go wrong if you shield your dong
  • she won't get sick if you wrap your dick
  • no glove, no love
  • a crank with armor will never harm here
  • wrap it in foil, before checking her oil


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Offlinepcplease
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Re: Condoms [Re: something super extreme]
    #18891839 - 09/25/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Who can take any of Almost's posts as dark with that avatar


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Condoms [Re: koods]
    #18891841 - 09/25/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

sVs said:
Settle down, y'all. Goddamn.




Shit, this must be ugly if sVs is the voice of reason. But yeah, boys, stop comparing posts.




Beat me to it

sVs is so


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Condoms [Re: fee]
    #18891845 - 09/25/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So very.


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Re: Condoms [Re: something super extreme]
    #18891846 - 09/25/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:hug:


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Condoms [Re: pcplease]
    #18891862 - 09/25/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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pcplease said:
Who can take any of Almost's posts as dark with that avatar






Lol. I'm most definitely not "spreading darkness". This is just the first time I've called Sheekle out since he literally just follows me around regurgitating my posts or quoting them for literally no reason.

Because I told someone to go to ODD for IV advice as to not warrant pub responses he took that as "lol im better than all pubbers, do drugs ODD is supreme". Or whatever it was he said.


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Re: Condoms [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #18891868 - 09/25/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You two just need to rub your dicks together and work it out.


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Re: Condoms [Re: something super extreme]
    #18891874 - 09/25/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
You two just need to rub your dicks together and work it out.





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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Condoms [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #18891881 - 09/25/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Lol. I'm most definitely not "spreading darkness". This is just the first time I've called Sheekle out since he literally just follows me around regurgitating my posts or quoting them for literally no reason.

Because I told someone to go to ODD for IV advice as to not warrant pub responses he took that as "lol im better than all pubbers, do drugs ODD is supreme". Or whatever it was he said.





Nothing you just said is true, you're making false assumptions so that you don't have to face the true nature of reality and can continue to live in your warm cozy bubble of darkness.

This is not the first time you've called me out, I don't "follow you around", I respond to your posts with purpose, and the reason we argue has more to do with one comment you made.

I'm done with my half of this conversation, because your waves of darkness prevent it from having any future worth reading.


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
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Re: Condoms [Re: something super extreme]
    #18891882 - 09/25/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
Koods, when are we getting together for some buttloving?




Don't lead me on. My butt needs some attention.


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Re: Condoms [Re: pcplease]
    #18891890 - 09/25/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

pcplease said:
Who can take any of Almost's posts as dark with that avatar




:rofl2:
Oh man I couldn't agree more.


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OfflineFire is Born
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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle]
    #18892569 - 09/26/13 03:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Oh I see what you mean now.

Well every thread I've seen you post in you have something unnecessarily full of misery and darkness to say, as is being shown in this very thread. I'm not going to go digging through all of your posts to "prove it".

You're being a dysfunctional member of the higher order of reality.


Also, just because I find a lot of the things you say worth responding to doesn't mean I'm "following you". That doesn't even make sense. I'm going to read threads regardless of whether or not you post in them and when I see you saying jerk things I'm going to point it out.

Kind of like how you feel the need to point out your observation of "All of Stillnox's posts/threads". Does this mean you're following him?



All colours of the rainbow make this Place cool. Fuck that kumbayah shit where we all address the issue and lick each others balls


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Re: Condoms [Re: azur]
    #18892574 - 09/26/13 03:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

azur said:
Yea, I think it's usually the younger crowd that is typically diseased. Older than 30 crowd has learned.  Although I do see kinda what you're saying. If everyone fucked only their own generation, stds would vanish over time



Not one bit of this makes sense. At all.


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Re: Condoms [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs] * 1
    #18892619 - 09/26/13 04:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

AlmostAsCoolAs said:
This is just the first time I've called Sheekle out since he literally just follows me around regurgitating my posts or quoting them for literally no reason.



Thats cause he's full of shit posting people's sigs as replies to their posts, regurgitating as you said and quoting for no reason whatsoever.


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Offlinewatermelon mon
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Re: Condoms [Re: mellowparty]
    #18893223 - 09/26/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)



:goat: found this in a bathroom at a bar


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Edited by watermelon mon (09/26/13 09:18 AM)


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Re: Condoms [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18893340 - 09/26/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

watermelon mon said:


:goat: found this in a bathroom at a bar



I saw that at a gas station in Ohio haha


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Re: Condoms [Re: mellowparty]
    #18893358 - 09/26/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

mellowparty said:
Quote:

AlmostAsCoolAs said:
This is just the first time I've called Sheekle out since he literally just follows me around regurgitating my posts or quoting them for literally no reason.



Thats cause he's full of shit posting people's sigs as replies to their posts, regurgitating as you said and quoting for no reason whatsoever.



Yes I'm "full of shit" because I post people sigs sometimes when they look cool. There is no reason I quote anybody whatsoever, I just feel like it.

You've really got it all figured out man you must be a genius


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: Condoms [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #18893729 - 09/26/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Oeric McKenna said:
I hear ya op.
I hate condoms. better to abstain, not that I do.
Die of aids or wrapp it?? that's tough. for real.
I just chance it.
  I'm a whore though which I'm sure many of you don't know (or care either)
Its true. What can I say dudes. I need pussy rehab.  Tight pussy has got me hooked and I'm screwed for life

Shit. I wish I was making this up.

St1llnox, one of my favorite posters.
Giving me places to let out my shadows...




Dude it's okay, and thanks for that. I hope you dont mind if I give you my take, but I think you like bad bitches thats your fucking problem. :shrug:

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Re: Condoms [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18896655 - 09/26/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Quote:

mellowparty said:
Quote:

AlmostAsCoolAs said:
This is just the first time I've called Sheekle out since he literally just follows me around regurgitating my posts or quoting them for literally no reason.



Thats cause he's full of shit posting people's sigs as replies to their posts, regurgitating as you said and quoting for no reason whatsoever.



Yes I'm "full of shit" because I post people sigs sometimes when they look cool. There is no reason I quote anybody whatsoever, I just feel like it.

You've really got it all figured out man you must be a genius



He's right though. This isn't rocket science, it's just watching you post like you do where you don't add anything sensible.

You're Coaster without a ton of drugs and no math skills or funny stories.


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Re: Condoms [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #18896691 - 09/26/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yes you've seen every conversation I've ever been a part of on here, and are therefore qualified to say that I've never added anything sensible to any of them. You also know how good I am at math, and how many potentially funny situations I missed out on in my life because I'll never live up to Coaster's standards.

You just bumped an 11 hour old thread with great purpose, and I'd like to personally commemorate you for gracing us with such astoundingly acute observations. You're more than an asset to the community and it would be an insult for anybody to look at you as anything less than a god.

Congratulations, you've won the game of Shroomery poster professionalism. I'm actually going to remove "Professional Poster" from my title now and give you the honor of wearing it. No need to thank me, you truly deserve it.


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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