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Tmethyl
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: PocketLady]
#18893714 - 09/26/13 12:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Hell is just an imaginary place made up to keep children and dolts in line.
Its a tactic, and its worked for a long time, but I honestly believe its beginning to atrophy. Hell is dying, losing its effectiveness as a useful tool. Christianity wants you to live in fear, obey, and not question(or in other words, have 'faith'). I'm not atheist, but I cannot help seeing 462 contradictions in the bible, a hollow religion, faulty, broken, and illogical debates from believers.
The fact stands that nobody can prove, or disprove anything divine-- and nobody ever has. Listen to Marcus A, just live.
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
#18893719 - 09/26/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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For those who believe I'm precient read the op
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: birdbrain92]
#18893758 - 09/26/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Here's a better example of prescience: You'll be banned soon.
You can address that with your next puppet.
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eve69
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
#18893785 - 09/26/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Not my experience. The catholic ones were more enthusiastic, but I had a couple of Mormons that were wild, too. I also had a Methodist that knocked my socks off.
I grew up in a Catholic neighborhood and they got active by the time they were about 12. They liked kinky shit too.
Truly. First day of class in college I was sitting next to a girl who told me she was going to convert me. That night we fucked. We screwed five times a day for the next two years until our horrible break up. Wow, her pussy was God, I am not kidding. I am a convert.
The Pussy trumps the Jesus.
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: eve69]
#18893804 - 09/26/13 12:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The day before you broke up, you had sex 5 times?
I call bullshit.
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Icelander
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
#18894005 - 09/26/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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But it was a great macho guy type story bro.
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
#18894108 - 09/26/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: The day before you broke up, you had sex 5 times?
I call bullshit.
Did I say -the day?- Whatever. Please believe me. I can't take the distrust. I never done no wrong I never ate her she didn't like the tongue. She was ticklish Something to do with Jesus and her funny bone.
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: eve69]
#18894369 - 09/26/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Man it's hard to be with a woman who won't let you go down on her. You have my sympathy.
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
#18894718 - 09/26/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Here's a better example of prescience: You'll be banned soon.
You can address that with your next puppet.
tarzan92 Banned: 09/25/13 02:18 PM Expires: Never Reason: Flaming/Trolling

birdbrain92 Banned: 09/26/13 05:53 PM Expires: 09/27/13 05:53 PM Reason: Unapproved Puppet
THAT'S prescience.
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
#18894729 - 09/26/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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it was rough - but she loved to fuck - we fucked in classrooms, cafes, outside the dorm in the grass - she would say jesus jesus - I took that - I felt crucified upon her twat - she wrung my cock out like a wet towel through the wringer - it was rough man - please pray for my cock
but on a serious note - have you ever been fucked unti your cock bled - and later you would see that evil girl again and hide?
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
#18895117 - 09/26/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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A one fucking day ban? Yet the other one gets a permaban? I want some of the drugs these mods are using.
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
#18896533 - 09/26/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: cez]
#18896563 - 09/26/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seriously fuck you for saying we should go to hell. Ima say it again fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Is there more. Fuck you. Bird brain.
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Connection]
#18896579 - 09/26/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
#18897504 - 09/27/13 06:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Icelander said: A one fucking day ban? Yet the other one gets a permaban? I want some of the drugs these mods are using. 
I think that's the new procedure when someone is going to be permabanned. It's a one-day ban until an admin can approve the perma.
He's permabanned now.
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
#18897562 - 09/27/13 06:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well that's good to know. I thought they were operating in an alternate reality.
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
#18897575 - 09/27/13 07:02 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe he was a puppet yesterday, but today he becomes a real boy!
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