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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: PocketLady]
    #18893714 - 09/26/13 12:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Enlil said:
Hell is just an imaginary place made up to keep children and dolts in line.



Its a tactic, and its worked for a long time, but I honestly believe its beginning to atrophy.
Hell is dying, losing its effectiveness as a useful tool. Christianity wants you to live in fear, obey, and not question(or in other words, have 'faith').
I'm not atheist, but I cannot help seeing 462 contradictions in the bible, a hollow religion, faulty,  broken, and illogical debates from believers.

The fact stands that nobody can prove, or disprove anything divine-- and nobody ever has.
Listen to Marcus A, just live.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18893719 - 09/26/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

For those who believe I'm precient read the op


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: birdbrain92]
    #18893758 - 09/26/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Here's a better example of prescience:  You'll be banned soon.

You can address that with your next puppet.

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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
    #18893785 - 09/26/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Not my experience.  The catholic ones were more enthusiastic, but I had a couple of Mormons that were wild, too.  I also had a Methodist that knocked my socks off.




I grew up in a Catholic neighborhood and they got active by the time they were about 12.  They liked kinky shit too.




Truly.  First day of class in college I was sitting next to a girl who told me she was going to convert me.  That night we fucked. We screwed five times a day for the next two years until our horrible break up.  Wow, her pussy was God, I am not kidding. I am a convert.

The Pussy trumps the Jesus.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: eve69]
    #18893804 - 09/26/13 12:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The day before you broke up, you had sex 5 times?

I call bullshit.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18894005 - 09/26/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

But it was a great macho guy type story bro. :nicesmile:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18894108 - 09/26/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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The day before you broke up, you had sex 5 times?

I call bullshit.





Did I say -the day?- Whatever. 
Please believe me.
I can't take the distrust.
I never done no wrong
I never ate her
she didn't like the tongue.
She was ticklish
Something to do with Jesus and her funny bone.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: eve69]
    #18894369 - 09/26/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Man it's hard to be with a woman who won't let you go down on her.  You have my sympathy. :sad: :nosekiss:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18894718 - 09/26/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Here's a better example of prescience:  You'll be banned soon.

You can address that with your next puppet.

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THAT'S prescience.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
    #18894729 - 09/26/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

it was rough - but she loved to fuck - we fucked in classrooms, cafes, outside the dorm in the grass - she would say jesus jesus - I took that - I felt crucified upon her twat - she wrung my cock out like a wet towel through the wringer - it was rough man - please pray for my cock

but on a serious note - have you ever been fucked unti your cock bled - and later you would see that evil girl again and hide?


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18895117 - 09/26/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

A one fucking day ban?  Yet the other one gets a permaban?  I want some of the drugs these mods are using. :braindamage:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
    #18896533 - 09/26/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: cez]
    #18896563 - 09/26/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Seriously fuck you for saying we should go to hell. Ima say it again fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Is there more. Fuck you. Bird brain.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Connection]
    #18896579 - 09/26/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:bananamusic::rastana::apple:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
    #18897504 - 09/27/13 06:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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A one fucking day ban?  Yet the other one gets a permaban?  I want some of the drugs these mods are using. :braindamage:



I think that's the new procedure when someone is going to be permabanned.  It's a one-day ban until an admin can approve the perma.

He's permabanned now.


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Enlil]
    #18897562 - 09/27/13 06:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well that's good to know. I thought they were operating in an alternate reality. :lol:


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Re: If you dont believe in god you might be a smart guy [Re: Icelander]
    #18897575 - 09/27/13 07:02 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe he was a puppet yesterday, but today he becomes a real boy!


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