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Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her.
    #18896446 - 09/26/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Was trying to call back this dude hooked up called, dont get many calls.
Haven't talked to moms...years. tried to 'get away'...she tracked us down.

2 years  later. Jerry Springer...She...
Called wife, at work, told her she  could call and not have to tell me....

Anyways, random call...MOM!!

...awake    at 9 pm. Really? Yes, mom on phone.

I was drunk.

...was like COCK IT....got 'er on the horn...let me tell her what what.

After an hour, spillin guts...telling her, turning kids against each other, Sister dies, Asked not to come as I detox, she shows up, Me  alcoholic, DT's, rats roaches, unspeakable horrors...them knocking on door, one week after I get the balls to say, "DONT COME HER EVER AGIAN!!!Okay???"...first door, then....windows as I detox,  HORROR!!>..


Now...Telling her...I could get her every romantic fiction' ebook she could dream of...TPB...said, fuck it, told her how her and dad fucked me over kept me a junkie for 10 years, knowingly, and at the end...she's like, "I'm tired."



Long story  short:

Hour later:


"What?"

"I don't remember a thing you've said!"

(dumb ass)

"Want me to repeat it?"

"I'm tired..."

(I do)

"Why don't you call me tomorrow?"

"Fuk offfd"


/End.

/Drama.

Anyone have drama mama calls? Weird.

I'm old,  btw.


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam] * 3
    #18896453 - 09/26/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

wat


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam] * 4
    #18896461 - 09/26/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:notsureif: called mom, or mom called you. i have no idea what you just wrote


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: Sheekle]
    #18896462 - 09/26/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Mom is  stalking me. I CALLED HER,  by accident...was looking for a number on my Nexus4
...ended up...admitted errythang. LONG TERM DISFUNCTIONAL HATE. XD

Accidentally called her and *tripdrunk* unloaded...

Coherent.

She denies ever hearing my call.

Short story.


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam] * 1
    #18896629 - 09/26/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

70% I can gather from this piece of writing is that you should learn to talk/write properly.

My honest opinion is youre not that smart (seemingly so) and possibly delusional and shouldnt of bad mouthed your mom. If shes calling your gf and telling her its ok to call her without telling you then shes at least somewhat concerned, also she already knows youre crazy.

Was your mom too strict for your unmotivated junkie self to handle? Grow up. What you did couldve been done in a more mature manner.


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: Chowder963]
    #18896641 - 09/26/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My mom is the ULTIMATE junkie...but, you know...you know more than me.


Right?

Want me to tell you how she gave me herpes?
C'mon...Jerry Springer Style Ya'll...


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: Chowder963]
    #18896642 - 09/26/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

speak ENGLISH M8


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: berdinwall]
    #18896646 - 09/26/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sorry.
As I said, already in the cups.
And, with a broke ass keyboard....10$?

:hahyeahwoo:


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: berdinwall]
    #18896651 - 09/26/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

if i don't talk to my mom every couple weeks she calls to make sure i'm alive or something.
at lest she does give me the "straighten your life out" speeches anymore.


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam]
    #18896659 - 09/26/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm confused...


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: broken]
    #18896660 - 09/26/13 11:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Which is cool.

My mom would give me the "drunken your life out a bit' while I'm trying to get sober.

Both sets of GP's were life long, functional alcoholics. Not complaining...

My bro's a Chiropractor...DR...alchie...so...


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam] * 5
    #18896675 - 09/26/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:drunkdriver:


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam] * 1
    #18896684 - 09/26/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I kinda understand why your mom couldn't understand you - if that's what you're saying, which I'm not sure it is - because I don't understand you.


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: Into The Woods]
    #18896699 - 09/26/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well, I think if you re-read, you'd understand, maybe me...I was way more sober at the moment.


XD

BUT...


Looking for COMPASSION on Shroomery Pub???

~~~> Must be drunk.

I think she got the idea, though. And, just denied it.

MAIN IDEA:
Ever talking to a family member *high* truthfully*    ...and been dismissed?


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam]
    #18896749 - 09/26/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i'm rarely totally straight, so, many times i've talked to a family member 'on' and they just looked at me liked i'm fucked, cuz i am.


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: broken]
    #18896773 - 09/26/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Gotta say...sounds like you have a functional family.
Everyone gets 'tossed' once in a while...

This is mainly about Jerry Springersque families...I reckon...


And, the spawn they produce. And, trying to (randomly) call them on it...
(Oh, if only I have been born into a Hollywood connected family!)


Possibly, I could be paid for my madness....but...that's besides the point. the point, the point?


Ever called your mum and admitted shit, truthfully???


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: broken]
    #18896775 - 09/26/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:boobsmell:


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam]
    #18896804 - 09/27/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

OldHam said:
Gotta say...sounds like you have a functional family.






because we leave each other alone?


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: broken]
    #18896821 - 09/27/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yes, exactly.

We all come from totally different backgrounds. Here, on The Shroomery.

My family is highly functional....career wise...but dysfunctional in ever other manner.


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam] * 1
    #18896831 - 09/27/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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Want me to tell you how she gave me herpes?





How did she give you herpes? :confused:


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam]
    #18896850 - 09/27/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

OldHam said:

My family is highly functional....career wise...but dysfunctional in ever other manner.





welcome to the everyday normal American club. :borat:


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: Everlong]
    #18896891 - 09/27/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Everlong said:
Quote:

OldHam said:
Want me to tell you how she gave me herpes?





How did she give you herpes? :confused:




Incest Story! :popcorn:


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: Everlong]
    #18896921 - 09/27/13 12:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I was born.


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam]
    #18896924 - 09/27/13 12:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

that story sucked.


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: broken]
    #18896929 - 09/27/13 12:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Welcome to my life....


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam]
    #18897514 - 09/27/13 06:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

OAh KAy, Sho...should I take I micro hit aswell?
Ov mushrooms dat iz?


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Re: Just accidentally called my MOM (serious) and ...then admitted all the things I hate about her. [Re: OldHam]
    #18897545 - 09/27/13 06:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

OldHam said:
told her how her and dad kept me a junkie for 10 years



Shut up, just shut the fuck up, no seriously just shut the hell up. No one cares.
NIGNORED.


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