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wtf is up
    #18895941 - 09/26/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hey everybody.  I think I might become a regular poster in the pub.  I have spent the last few years of my life posting on this site.  I can't bring myself to post in the other forums for the most part anymore.  This is because of a few reasons.  1 I don't feel the need to blast what I do all over the net (took awhile to learn that one) 2 everything has been said before. Nothing left to say anymore.  When it's all the same you can ask for it by name.  For the most part I can find my answers without posting a new thread.  And I don't really answer other posts because I will leave that to thoughts who know and are much more articulate. 

I miss posting though.  I miss the social aspect of this site.  So I am posting this here.  Now I ask you, should I grab another quart of beer? 

Fuck yes I should.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Willy Wonka]
    #18895954 - 09/26/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Beer makes you fat
Whiskey gets you drunk.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Willy Wonka]
    #18895961 - 09/26/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You'll pretty much always want to be drunk if you plan on spending any amount of time in the Pub.
It helps deal with the overall quality of things.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: something super extreme]
    #18895970 - 09/26/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

omg worst vibes ever lol what is this saddam huseein lol omg wtf


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18895987 - 09/26/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I wouldn't consider myself fat.  Just got a beer gut.  I have some everclear but that is used as a solvent. 

I pretty much always am drunk (when I'm not working.) so no problem there.

No silly that its Willy


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18895990 - 09/26/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Wtf is up with me?
I'm tired from working all day and I just plowed this broad so I must now hose the vag juice off my stinky cock. Then drink crown


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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
    #18896020 - 09/26/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I just shat my pants.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18896031 - 09/26/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

MMhhhmmmm VAG JUICE:homerdrool:

Shat?:amazedohmygod:


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Willy Wonka]
    #18896049 - 09/26/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't actually shat my pants I just thought it would make good conversation.  I was wrong.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18896056 - 09/26/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So if a girl rides you and cums all over your asshole and you fart, will your fart smell like fish?


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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
    #18896066 - 09/26/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You'll never make a girl cum, don't worry about it.  :lolsy:

That's the funny thing about the far Left and the far Right, they really hold a lot of similar opinions.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18896078 - 09/26/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ha ha.  I like feeling a girl flood my ass with her vag juice
Fisting is more fun though.


Fuck, I just heard a rat running around in my ceiling. That'll help make the girls cum


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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
    #18896079 - 09/26/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Dawg, there are no girls.  Lay off the boomers, you're seeing things.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18896083 - 09/26/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
You'll never make a girl cum, don't worry about it.  :lolsy:


:rofl2:
I went down on a girl once and she queefed in my face when I was down there :eatingout:


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18896089 - 09/26/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Off to set a rat trap.  Maybe I can use the vag cheese in my ass for bait?


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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
    #18896090 - 09/26/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ha ha.  Remember queen laqueefa?


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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
    #18896095 - 09/26/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You should probably just burn your house down, instead.
You can't be too careful with rats.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: something super extreme]
    #18896098 - 09/26/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Burn it down indeed.  Fucking rats.  Maybe they came from the shroomery. The mods sent them here.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
    #18896099 - 09/26/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The mods are the rats.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18896122 - 09/26/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe so..
Trap set. Kill kill kill die you fucking rats!!


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18896123 - 09/26/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

im drunk right now and smoking dank weed

catch me at the good weed threads biatch
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Re: wtf is up [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18896127 - 09/26/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Wow... anyone ever had membership suspended because of mods?


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Willy Wonka]
    #18896133 - 09/26/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Willy Wonka said:
Wow... anyone ever had membership suspended because of mods?






Nice try, moderator.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Willy Wonka]
    #18896135 - 09/26/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I went down on a girl once and she queefed in my face when I was down there :eatingout:




How fucking rude.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Willy Wonka]
    #18896152 - 09/26/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know, but I've been banned a few times for ridiculous reasons. I've inquired about it and have been told that it's from members reporting.  I do know thete are a lot of pussy ass bitches on this site.  Not you guys in this thread though.  Yea yea. 
I'm off to hose nastiness off    holler in a few.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
    #18896327 - 09/26/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Wtf


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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
    #18896394 - 09/26/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

WTF is right.  Thanks everyone for chatting.  Im eating my pancakes and going to bed.  Talk to you all tomorrow.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Willy Wonka]
    #18896435 - 09/26/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck pancakes.  Add some baking soda and gimme some fuckin waffles.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18896450 - 09/26/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Nice.  I ate dippy eggs and toast tonight.  Off to sleep myself. Goodnight mofos


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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
    #18965379 - 10/11/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Got him!



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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
    #18965395 - 10/11/13 07:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well I try to input lots of knowledge into the other forums mainly:

chemistry one
money matters
science and tech
knowledge one

and then when I wanna shoot the shit and say dumb shit I post in the pub.. but I find a lot of posters just come here to troll and say dumb shit. half them never really have inputted and knowledge into the forums... It's sad :facepalm:


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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
    #18965397 - 10/11/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Willy Wonka]
    #18965404 - 10/11/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Willy Wonka said:
  I have some everclear but that is used as a solvent. 




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Re: wtf is up [Re: Gorlax]
    #18965477 - 10/11/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

^ dude I got an entire bottle for using as a solvent for etizolam. only need 100ml thus I now have 650mL of fucking everclear 95%!!

It scares me because I think one ratchet night my friends are going to want to crack into it!!


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Gorlax]
    #18965621 - 10/11/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

yeah but yer study is inconclusive because in peru its notorious they call all trich species "san pedro" there..


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18965952 - 10/11/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What the fuck is up yallz?  Time for some beer.


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Re: wtf is up [Re: Willy Wonka]
    #18966129 - 10/11/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Watching jackass movie with my 9 year old son. Trying to get him to sleep.  Tomorrow we're going for a drive to do some mountain biking. Hell yea.


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