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Willy Wonka
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wtf is up
#18895941 - 09/26/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey everybody. I think I might become a regular poster in the pub. I have spent the last few years of my life posting on this site. I can't bring myself to post in the other forums for the most part anymore. This is because of a few reasons. 1 I don't feel the need to blast what I do all over the net (took awhile to learn that one) 2 everything has been said before. Nothing left to say anymore. When it's all the same you can ask for it by name. For the most part I can find my answers without posting a new thread. And I don't really answer other posts because I will leave that to thoughts who know and are much more articulate.
I miss posting though. I miss the social aspect of this site. So I am posting this here. Now I ask you, should I grab another quart of beer?
Fuck yes I should.
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azur
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Beer makes you fat Whiskey gets you drunk.
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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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You'll pretty much always want to be drunk if you plan on spending any amount of time in the Pub. It helps deal with the overall quality of things.
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Shroomopotamus
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omg worst vibes ever lol what is this saddam huseein lol omg wtf
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Willy Wonka
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I wouldn't consider myself fat. Just got a beer gut. I have some everclear but that is used as a solvent.
I pretty much always am drunk (when I'm not working.) so no problem there.
No silly that its Willy
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azur
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Wtf is up with me? I'm tired from working all day and I just plowed this broad so I must now hose the vag juice off my stinky cock. Then drink crown
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Mush4Brains
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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
#18896020 - 09/26/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just shat my pants.
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Willy Wonka
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MMhhhmmmm VAG JUICE
Shat?
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Mush4Brains
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I didn't actually shat my pants I just thought it would make good conversation. I was wrong.
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azur
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So if a girl rides you and cums all over your asshole and you fart, will your fart smell like fish?
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Mush4Brains
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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
#18896066 - 09/26/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You'll never make a girl cum, don't worry about it. 
That's the funny thing about the far Left and the far Right, they really hold a lot of similar opinions.
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azur
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Ha ha. I like feeling a girl flood my ass with her vag juice Fisting is more fun though.
Fuck, I just heard a rat running around in my ceiling. That'll help make the girls cum
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Mush4Brains
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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
#18896079 - 09/26/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dawg, there are no girls. Lay off the boomers, you're seeing things.
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Willy Wonka
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Quote:
Mush4Brains said: You'll never make a girl cum, don't worry about it. 
 I went down on a girl once and she queefed in my face when I was down there
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azur
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Off to set a rat trap. Maybe I can use the vag cheese in my ass for bait?
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azur
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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
#18896090 - 09/26/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ha ha. Remember queen laqueefa?
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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
#18896095 - 09/26/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should probably just burn your house down, instead. You can't be too careful with rats.
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azur
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Burn it down indeed. Fucking rats. Maybe they came from the shroomery. The mods sent them here.
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Mush4Brains
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Re: wtf is up [Re: azur]
#18896099 - 09/26/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The mods are the rats.
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azur
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Maybe so.. Trap set. Kill kill kill die you fucking rats!!
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