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Doctor Sponge
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loud upstairs neighbors
#18895487 - 09/26/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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hey dudes sponge here..im interested in your guises experiences on loud upstairs neighbors
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Jimmyhunter1000
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Be a louder downstairs neighbor.
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Doctor Sponge
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Quote:
Jimmyhunter1000 said: Be a louder downstairs neighbor.
I wanna hear storys not solutions
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fee
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One time the neighbors upstairs where to loud every night until 4 am
I then bolted my sub to my stereo to my ceiling right under there bedroom.
Then I would blast loud music at 7 ak while getting ready for work.
They got the hint.
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Chowder963
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Video tape yourself having sex with one of their pets, if they don't have one, but them one an leave it on their doorstep, wait 2 weeks for them to grow attached to the pets, then video tape you fucking the pet you bought them.
If they don't keep the pet, just take a poop every morning on their doorstep.
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unknown1123
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Re: loud upstairs neighbors [Re: Chowder963]
#18895684 - 09/26/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What the fucking fuck.
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Re: loud upstairs neighbors [Re: unknown1123]
#18895724 - 09/26/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd go up there with a 12 pack and make friends
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Re: loud upstairs neighbors [Re: Enjoywho]
#18895964 - 09/26/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dig a hole silly
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Re: loud upstairs neighbors [Re: Chowder963]
#18896156 - 09/26/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Chowder963 said: Video tape yourself having sex with one of their pets, if they don't have one, but them one an leave it on their doorstep, wait 2 weeks for them to grow attached to the pets, then video tape you fucking the pet you bought them.
If they don't keep the pet, just take a poop every morning on their doorstep.
hahahahahaha
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Re: loud upstairs neighbors [Re: Sheekle]
#18896163 - 09/26/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'll call this aquarium vision Trade mark, shroomo inc.
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Re: loud upstairs neighbors [Re: Sheekle]
#18896164 - 09/26/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I heard that crazy guy who just shot up the navy yard once was cleaning his gun and it "accidentally" discharged in the apartment upstairs. Do you own a gun?
Edited by Willy Wonka (09/26/13 09:41 PM)
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Re: loud upstairs neighbors [Re: Willy Wonka]
#18896301 - 09/26/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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We had an upstairs neighbor that would wake up every morning and play the song Follow me by Uncle Kracker on repeat every day while getting ready in the morning, most of the time he would then bring his son to school and leave for a good part of the day with this song still playing on repeat. It drove us FUCKING NUTS! After about a week of this happening we talked to him and he simply laughed in his semi-retarded way and said that he liked that song and so did his son. After a couple arguments about this continuing I decided to level the playing field.
For the next 3 days all afternoon I would practice pinch harmonics on guitar with it cranked to 9-10, then when finished I would simply lean my guitar up against the amp and leave it to loudly feedback for 3-4 hours or so.
It suddenly was quiet in the afternoons, he had learned to shut off his stereo when he left in the morning! a small victory.
This lasted a week then back to normal fucking "follow me and everything is alright" fucking uncle kracker.
I could not handle this anymore so i downloaded a couple Cannibal Corpse albums and proceeded to play this all day long until once again it was quiet in the afternoon. I then talked to him and explained to him that I would play some death metal everyday until the uncle kracker stopped.
Silence!
2 weeks later I wake up on a saturday morning to Leona Lewis - Keep bleeding love on repeat. It stayed on repeat for 5 days until I finally snapped, I went upstairs, carded his door, snapped his leona lewis and uncle cracker cd's in half and left a note saying "your music sucks and your stereo is next, please please cut this fucking shit out!"
We never heard his music again.
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Re: loud upstairs neighbors [Re: nuentoter]
#18896371 - 09/26/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Do what any self respecting American would do. Watch below video's for prime examples:
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Re: loud upstairs neighbors [Re: unknown1123]
#18896430 - 09/26/13 10:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol, I didn't really understand what was going on, but that dudes crazy as fuck...
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Re: loud upstairs neighbors [Re: nuentoter]
#18896441 - 09/26/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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So you left evidence inside of a place that has a kid? So breaking and entering and destruction of property. While he has a kid living there?!? Hahahaha you are lucky as fuck to not be in jail.
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