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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: i95fl]
    #18897278 - 09/27/13 02:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

brazil fucking sucks bro. especially rio de janiero.



anyway ive gotten free drugs multiple times. most of the stories i have involve bars, hookers, and some of the most dangerest parts of los angeles.


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18901023 - 09/27/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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No.  That is me.




Do you remember when Sean Connery said dat dough?


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: Shroomey Toons]
    #18901164 - 09/28/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So how was your 20 minutes of fame?


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18902358 - 09/28/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i couldnt even notice it because of how much heroin i took


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18902369 - 09/28/13 11:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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k3nnyw said:
i couldnt even notice it because of how much heroin i took





You had dope and free coke and you didnt ball?

Tsk.


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #18902374 - 09/28/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lol i noticed more active for like 5 minutes but i was also having a hard time opening my eyes. maybe coke first then heroin next time.


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18902409 - 09/28/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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k3nnyw said:
lol i noticed more active for like 5 minutes but i was also having a hard time opening my eyes. maybe coke first then heroin next time.





The speedball is bomb though.

in my experience, if I do a big shot of coke and dope, the coke hits, then the dope high takes over and I dont feel like doing more coke.

If I do lines of coke separate from the dope, I end up fiending for coke.


Sounds like you had a hell of a night though, coke, dope and benzo's. Sounds like a party.


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #18902419 - 09/28/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My uncle gave me a free line of coke, not knowing how much it was. I snorted it only to 2 seconds later have him laugh and go that was a gram.  As I sat there herp derping!


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
    #18902428 - 09/28/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Your uncle is a highly irresponsible individual


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: Sheekle]
    #18902438 - 09/28/13 11:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah but it was fucking awesome we were drunk and he was already blowing lines.  I think you're just jelly you never got a free gram :wink:


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18902445 - 09/28/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

dude. a Gram is a lot of coke. I dont even think that much could fit up one nostril.


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #18902449 - 09/28/13 11:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

He cut it in half and told me to do 1 line in one nose and the other line in the other nostril.  It was my 1st time doing coke I didn't know what to do.


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18902450 - 09/28/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you getting a heart attack from that wouldn't have been too far out of the question I think


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: Sheekle]
    #18902456 - 09/28/13 11:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That must've been really shitty coke if you snorted a gram like that.


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: Sheekle]
    #18902463 - 09/28/13 11:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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you getting a heart attack from that wouldn't have been too far out of the question I think



:ahahaha:


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18902469 - 09/28/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Still not sure I believe it. It must have been bad coke.

I dont understand why someone who give someone a whole gram of coke to do.


Your story doesnt add up.

First you said your uncle didnt know how much he gave you, then you said he knew it was a gram.

then you say you did it all in 2 seconds before he knew, then you say he split it into two lines and told you to hit each nostril?

Dude this screams BS.

Your story changing, plus it seems very unlikely someone would give someone a full gram to do so quickly their first time.

You have now stated your uncle told you to do a full gram at once.


Anybody know this poster? history of lying? Because this screams BS.


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: EdibleStereos]
    #18902536 - 09/28/13 11:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Dark_Star said:
That must've been really shitty coke if you snorted a gram like that.



No I've done coke since it was pretty good he's now my main guy.
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EdibleStereos said:
Still not sure I believe it. It must have been bad coke.

I dont understand why someone who give someone a whole gram of coke to do.


Your story doesnt add up.

First you said your uncle didnt know how much he gave you, then you said he knew it was a gram.

then you say you did it all in 2 seconds before he knew, then you say he split it into two lines and told you to hit each nostril?

Dude this screams BS.

Your story changing, plus it seems very unlikely someone would give someone a full gram to do so quickly their first time.

You have now stated your uncle told you to do a full gram at once.


Anybody know this poster? history of lying? Because this screams BS.



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EdibleStereos said:
Still not sure I believe it. It must have been bad coke.

I dont understand why someone who give someone a whole gram of coke to do.


Your story doesnt add up.

First you said your uncle didnt know how much he gave you, then you said he knew it was a gram.

then you say you did it all in 2 seconds before he knew, then you say he split it into two lines and told you to hit each nostril?

Dude this screams BS.

Your story changing, plus it seems very unlikely someone would give someone a full gram to do so quickly their first time.

You have now stated your uncle told you to do a full gram at once.


Anybody know this poster? history of lying? Because this screams BS.



Quote:

EdibleStereos said:
Still not sure I believe it. It must have been bad coke.

I dont understand why someone who give someone a whole gram of coke to do.


Your story doesnt add up.

First you said your uncle didnt know how much he gave you, then you said he knew it was a gram.

then you say you did it all in 2 seconds before he knew, then you say he split it into two lines and told you to hit each nostril?

Dude this screams BS.

Your story changing, plus it seems very unlikely someone would give someone a full gram to do so quickly their first time.

You have now stated your uncle told you to do a full gram at once.


Anybody know this poster? history of lying? Because this screams BS.



I realize it seems unrealistic and in no way am I saying it was smart but I don't care if you believe me, maybe it wasent a full gram idk maybe like .8 or something but what I do know is it was 2 fucking huge huge lines an I was all sorts of fucked up for like 2 hours lol

My story never changed I just added in the details cause I really didn't think anyone would question that.  I was cooking brownies drinking some beers my uncle goes I'm going to make a call for coke do you want to try some I said yes.  Now I had never seen it or done it.  The guy comes thru he poured out the bag which was 2 grams he said he got he cut it into 4 lines and said do these 2. 


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18902556 - 09/28/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I will say I was incredibly parinoid and suffering from the most rapid heart best ever again not smart but I just didn't know at that point.


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18902600 - 09/28/13 12:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Dude if you snorted almost a full gram & didn't go into convulsions it was shitty coke, plain & simple. I did a lot of blow in my day, and I OD'd on that more than on any other drug. If it's good coke 1/10th of g should have you blown out of your gourd.


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Re: i just got 0.15 g of coke for free :) [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18902608 - 09/28/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Must be some shitty coke then.

when I get a gram of fishcale and bust it out, it is a pretty big pile. making it into two lines would be massive lines.

I still don't believe it though. I've OD'd on coke after doing a .5 of fishscale, and I was doing blow fairly often.


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