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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: s240779]
    #18893329 - 09/26/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Going off what my south American friends say, Western girls are a lot more independent and it's harder to get in on their world (and pussy), where as south American girls are clingy and easy to make part of your life.


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: elborito]
    #18893333 - 09/26/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's what a Colombian guy I worked with always said. Girls here make you work hard, for a lot of girls there or in a lot of foreign countries just being American is enough. america = money


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: gzuf]
    #18893339 - 09/26/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

shroomery gathering in brazil? we can all throw in for a old school bus and do a nation wide pick up and head down to brazil for a month.

we need a guy to bring food
we need a guy to bring drugs
we need a guy to bring guns/ ammo


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18893344 - 09/26/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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shroomery gathering in brazil? we can all throw in for a old school bus and do a nation wide pick up and head down to brazil for a month.

we need a guy to bring food
we need a guy to bring drugs
we need a guy to bring guns/ ammo



Getting through Mexico would be interesting...we could get coke/weed for cheaper down there, so all we need is the psychedelics


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18893410 - 09/26/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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i95fl said:
Where the women are beautiful and your chances are 95% if you are good looking you will score a dime piece.




Really? They're just more liberal about sex down there or something? Also, are there any White girls?




Depending on where you go in Brazil there is every race and origin you could find. The south is predominantly Italian and German heritage so a lot of blonde hair and blue eyes.

Go a bit north to Sao Paulo and you have every race in the world mixed together. Go a bit further north and and you got the light skinned black girls with white facial features with datass.

Fuck, I'm gonna have trouble being faithful once I move back down!

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Isnt the Brazilian economy doing well too?




It's the 8th largest growing economy in the world right now. At the same time, I believe it might collapse when it was doing this well back in the late 80's.


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have you not seen the movie rio with the bird that cant fly? its obviously a safe place to live.




It's safe if you're not flaunting brand name clothes, jewelry, money, and expensive shoes. It's actually really laid back if you know where you are.

Of course there are a ridiculous amount of slums (favelas) and people trying to rob you, but that's not a worry unless you act like a douche.
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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18893475 - 09/26/13 10:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My younger sister spent a year in sao paulo. she said it was beautiful im jelly op.


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: i95fl] * 1
    #18893683 - 09/26/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

whats the deal on brazilian trannies and fart fetish porn originating in that country?


that is all this inquiring mind wants to know.


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: i95fl] * 1
    #18893697 - 09/26/13 11:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Ask an american living in Brazil anything!


what do ya got for me?


SHOOT

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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: i95fl]
    #18893773 - 09/26/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I remember you making a thread about moving there a while ago. Glad to hear it's as great as you thought it would be.


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18894424 - 09/26/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks, kr0nik0.


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: jewunit] * 2
    #18894559 - 09/26/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I remember you making a thread about moving there a while ago. Glad to hear it's as great as you thought it would be.




so thats how it works. im gonna be making some threads tonight...


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: Not Responding]
    #18894606 - 09/26/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I remember you making a thread about moving there a while ago. Glad to hear it's as great as you thought it would be.




so thats how it works. im gonna be making some threads tonight...





For the love of us all...PLEASE DON'T!


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: elborito]
    #18894614 - 09/26/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

OP did you ejaculate prematurely when you fucked your first "dime" brazilian?

lol


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: Legend]
    #18894913 - 09/26/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

^^ LOL


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: elborito]
    #18896416 - 09/26/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Have you gotten mugged yet?  Also, how cheap is a gram of blow generally?




no i havent gotten mugged. i am well built, and have the look i don't want to be fucked with.
otherwise when i walk the streets to cop my pupils are huge and i look crazy.

for instance tonight i wanted a easy go ahead, got two grams for about 45 USD
the quality is good, i would say around 75% +


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i95fl said:
Where the women are beautiful and your chances are 95% if you are good looking you will score a dime piece.




Really? They're just more liberal about sex down there or something? Also, are there any White girls?




hhehehehehehehe, all you need to do is come to brazil. Go to a club, talk to as many women as you can. If you are not making out with them within 5 minutes move on(srs) . My girlfriend is actually a blonde brasilian/italian. Fucking pure beauty dude


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Going off what my south American friends say, Western girls are a lot more independent and it's harder to get in on their world (and pussy), where as south American girls are clingy and easy to make part of your life.




Yeah i will never go back to an american girl. The latina women are amazing, they always want to be with you and they will love and take care of you forever. best women in the world are here, hands down.

And to the other poster, you just have to be careful about which women you choose. There are some kniving women here, and i am always warned by my brasilian friends about this. The green card to american kinda thing. You will know when you have a keeper, the signs always show.


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: i95fl]
    #18897184 - 09/27/13 02:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So what are you doing for work there? Or did you just arrive with a lot of money? How long does your visa last for? Asking important questions because I WILL go there if its not too far fetched. I've done a few working holiday visas through the years


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: Unifloo]
    #18905888 - 09/29/13 05:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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So what are you doing for work there? Or did you just arrive with a lot of money? How long does your visa last for? Asking important questions because I WILL go there if its not too far fetched. I've done a few working holiday visas through the years




Common, dude, I asked the most important questions in the thread and you bailed


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: Unifloo]
    #18905895 - 09/29/13 05:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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So what are you doing for work there? Or did you just arrive with a lot of money? How long does your visa last for? Asking important questions because I WILL go there if its not too far fetched. I've done a few working holiday visas through the years




fuck bro sorry, i have been skeeeed outta my mind..

yeah i am working here, i work events, audio and visual setting up and breaking down gear. Really sweet gig. My work visa is valid for two years..i highly encourage you to head out here to brazil! so many hidden treasures.:awesomenod:


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: i95fl]
    #18905915 - 09/29/13 06:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Awesome, I'm gonna look into it for sure. I've met a lot of brazilians on my travels and they all say that its pretty easy to get work teaching english there. I've heard its a great way to live there but its impossible to save if youre earning a teachers wage


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Re: Ask an american living in Brazil anything! [Re: i95fl]
    #18905994 - 09/29/13 07:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My question is , are brazillian chicks easy to get in bed?


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